Funny Hindi Wishes and Status Messages - Page 27

Naye Sapane Naye Apne Naye Vade Naye Kasme Naye Manzil Naye Rahe Nayi Baat Naya Vishwas Kooch Simple Kooch Khas Har Pal rahe Bindass

Life me hamesha Haste raho,
Muskurate raho,
Gaate raho,
Gungunate raho,
Khush raho,
Taki tumhe dekh Log samajen k tum..
'UNMARRIED' Ho

Uske Chhor Jaane ke BaaD Main Marne Hi WaaLa Tha..
ki Achanak YaaD Aaya




Uski friend Ne Bhi Apna Number Diya Tha,



"Jaan Me Jaan Aa Gayi"

Arz kiya he-

Baag me aaj kali he kal gulab hoga..

Tujse jo shadi kare uska dimag kharab hoga.

Apun student log ka life; pc hai,Net nahi atmhai,paise nahi cell hai,balance nahi exam hai,tension nahi Padhna hai,top bhi karna hai,lekin sala mood nahi.

RAKHI vs CID
Subah ho gayi bhai jaag jaag

Wah

Subah ho gayi bhai jaag jaag

A.C.P bola: Abhijittt Dr.Tarika rakhi leke aa rahi he bhag bhag

Apne Teachers logKi Bahut

Izzat Kijiye..

Kyunki,
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Kyunki,
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Is Duniya Me Murgi K

Ilawa Ek Wo Hi Hain Jo

Aapko Anda De Sakte Hain..

Young Generation Ko Sbse Zyada Tention Kb Hoti Hy?

Tab Hoti Hy Jb Wo So Kr Uthen Or Unka Mobil Ami K Pas Ho!

(.")/ Mama Hum

Achhi Patni aur Bhoot Ek jaise hote hai,
KYUNKI,
Inki baate toh sab karte hai ,
Par
AAJ TAK Dekha kisine NAHI......

Is Tanhai Mei Bohot Dam Ghut Raha Hai

Na Jane Kon Bahir Se Washroom Ki Kundi Laga Gaya.:-P

('',)/ KHOL OYE
...<(,) Tera Mera Mazak Nai Aey

Hamara Paper tha aur Hum Udas ho gaye,
Humne Puri Sheet pe aapki TASVIR bana dali aur Hum pass ho gaye,


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Qki Paper DRAWING ka tha
aur CAARTOON banana tha:)

Kiyon Udaas Bethi Ho Kisi Shaam Ki Tarah.

Jharoo Pocha Kar Lo

Mat Betho Had Haram Ki Tarah ;-)

Dedicated To All Nikam'mi And Kaam Chor

"Girls"

Unmarried hone ka sbse bda nuksan kya h?
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Aap bed k dono taraf gir sakte h.

Facing Your Fears
Builds Strength,
But
Running Away From Them
Makes For An Excellent
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Cardio Workout. . . =P =D

Har Bar Philosophy Achi Nahi
Lagti ..

suhavani or dravni raat me sirf ek farak hai.agarg raat ko teddy ko hug karke so jao to raat suhavni ae.or agar agge se teddy bhi hug kar laye to raat dravni hai...!!!!!!

Amazing Truth
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Agar Aap Ko Kisi K Bhi
Lagatar Msgs Aa Rahe Hyn
Tou Samajh Le'n K
Us Ki Light Gayi Hui Hy

Ye Sms Jin shareef Logo Ko Milta Hai,5 Second bad unka mobile off Ho Jata H

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nhi hua?


Sharif Hote To ho Jata.
:)

India K Nojwan Nasal K Bigrne Ki Waja?

Media?? Internet??

Nahi

1st Year Ki Urdu Ki Ghazlen
Ache Se Ache Bache
Ko Aashiq Bana Deti Hen

Agar koi hame acccha
lagte hai to
achha wo nahi
acche hum hai...
&
Agar hume koi bura lagta hai to
jaan lo ki
bura wohi hai kyo ki
hum to achhe hi hai na......

Tum mujhe ek jagah se bahot pyare lagte ho.

Malum hai kaha se?

Me batau?

Bura to nhi manoge na

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"DOOR SE"

Yeh Top secret hai
Kisi ko batana nahi

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Aur Yeh Bottom secret!
Yeh bhi kisiko mat batana!

munni ki badnaami dil ko bhaayi

sheila ki jawani nayi umang layi

ab na rahi meethi ras-malai

jab se aayi hai hai JALEBI BAI

Khuda & Doctor ko kabhi naraj nahi karn CHAHIYE..

Khuda naraj,ap doctor ke pas aur doctor naraj,to aap khuda ke pas..es liye dono ko khush rakho...

Asa kya keh diya Dog ne Female Dog se Jise Sunkar Female Dog Khus hogaya

Guess?? Gss??

"BOW-BOW" Aur ka Kutta 2 BOW BOW hi kaha sakta he

Girl's smile creates greatest confusion in boy's mind....
ghanto tak samajh hi nhi aata....
ki hass k dekh rahi hai....
ya dekh k hass rai hai?

Watz d Similarity Betwn a Student n Aamir khan of Ghajini?
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Dono ko hi 15min baad kuch yaad nai rehta.

jinko impress karney ke liye humney gitar seekha tha,unhi ki shadi me humney first performance diya tha ...!!!

1Chuhe ne Bili k kan pe
2 maar diye
To 2sre chuhe ne pucha:Tuje dar nhi laga?
chuhe ne Dew ki bottle ki pappi li
Or bola DAR K AAGE JEET He,

barish ki gilli mitti ki khushboo
aapki zindgi me apni namkeen boondo se
ek ras ghol de,bcoz cantrol sugar;)

LAYS Vs CID..

Dhoni Aur Saif Kehte Hai LAYS Khao

Dhoni Aur Saif Kehte Hai LAYS Khao

ACP Praduman Kehte Hai-
'Daya, Gaadi Aur Tej Bhagao'