Funny Hindi Wishes and Status Messages - Page 29

What happened..
Why no sms..
no cal
No balance..
Ok..!
I will send u
a recharge coupn:

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scrach khud karo.

PHILOSPHY of Student: Kbi sochte
h aaj pdenge Kbi sochte h kal
pdnge Fir sochte h jb exms ayege
tb pdenge Or jb Exam aate hai to
khte hai “Ab kya ghanta pdenge”

Kya aap Mansik Pareshani se Grast to nahi h
Agar haa to aaj hi Apna Mobile phek dijiye
Kyuki mere SMS aapko mansik Pareshani de sakte h

Aaj Hum DIYE Pe Hath Rakh Ke
Kasam Khate H, Roz Padhenge.
Class Attend Krenge, Teachers Ko
Gali Nhin Denge, . . . Abe Saalo . . .
DIYE Me Phoonk Kisne Mari ?

Do Aur Do kitne hote hai

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nahi re pagal 4 hote hai, kaha tha na teacher ne ki teri maths kamjor hai

Aapki Hansi Pr Dil Qurbaan Aapki Khushi Pr Jaan Qurbaan Aapki Muskaan Pr Zindgi Qurbaan Aur Agar SMS Aana band Hua to Agli BAKREED pr AAP bhi QURBAAN

shadi ME dulhan ko ghunghat me kyu rakha jata hai?


socho

socho

socho

nai pata?


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taki kisi k muh se ye na nikal jaye "ABBE YE TOH MEI WALI THI"..

mere kamre mein udte hai badal...
wah wah wah


mere kamre mein udte hai badal....
wah wah wah

mein jo bhi likhun padhte hai pagal..
ab bolo wah wah....

Khuda n aapko sab kuch diya h height,
health,
good nature, kind heart, smart luk,
style.
Shaayad isi ko kehte h "ALLAH MEHERBAAN TO GADHA PAHALWAN"gn

Aap or apke life partner,yadi sukhi or svasth rehna chahte ho to

Istemal karo.

"Kohinoor"
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Basmati rice.
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Achccha khaoge tabi
Achccha soch paoge

Agar kisiko kisise pyaar hojaye toh kya karna chahiye????









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dono ki shaadi karwa deni chahiye...
SAALON KA BHOOT UTAR JAAYEGA...

DIL CHEER K Dikhau To DARD Dhund Nhi Paoge

Wah Wah

Dil Cheer k Dikhau To Dard Dhund Nhi Paoge

Qki

DARD To PAIRO Me He
Kab DABANE Aaoge?

Tired Of Many Greetings That Comes
Like
Good MOrning
Good Noon
GoodEvening
Good Night
&So On
Now Here's My Simple Fresh Line
Potty ki kya?

Ham Gaye the Unke Ghar. Kehna Tha Dil Se Dil Mila Lo. Unki Maa Ne Khola Darwaza.
Hum Ghabra K Bole Aunty Bachoo Ko Polio Ki Dowa Pilwalo..

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Ye sab muje msg nahi karte the sabko ghajini bana diya.ab soch lo,
bal pyare He ya balance.

ek baat puchu ...
sach main
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sachi
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sachmuch
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kasamse
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melody itni chocolaty kiu hai ???????

Noor-E-Aman,
Noor-E-Chaman,
Noor-E-Batata

Noor-E-Aman,
Noor-E-Chaman ,
Noor-E-Batata

Machar Ne Meri Pith Pe Badi JorSe Kata

Aaj jaake bhagvaan ki sharaarat shamaj aa e

dharti par aapki najakat shamaj aa e

aapka yaha aana to ek itaafaaq tha

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aakhir RAVAN ke baad kisi ko to aana tha..

Today's thought:-
Aaj ka kaam kal par chhod do..
Ho sakta hai kal tak us kaam ke liye koi machine ban jaye..
Written By-Ek kaamchor...

1 bar bhagwan aur rajnikant ki ladai hui...

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aaj bhagwan upar hai...

Shadi K 1 Din Ka Khrcha 5Lakh.
Or
Love Mariage Sirf
100 K Stamp
70 Notry
50 Varmala
Total 220/-
Paisa Apka Faisla Apka Jago Grahk Jago
Apne Lover K Sath bhago..

pass aur fail do chije srf.student life me hi ate hai,esiliye fail k tension nhi leneka,yaad rakhiyega job k time me kabhi ap fail nhi honge...

Maa Ne kha Haveli chod Do,

Paro Ne kha Daru chod Do,
ek Din Aaega!

Jab GIRLFRIEND khegi-BHAIYA,
IN BACHO KO ZARA SCHOOL CHOD DO.

laila ro ro ke majnu se keh rahi hai, rumal de kutte meri nak beh rahi hai.

LADKIYON KE 6 Jhuth
1 - I Love U
2 - Me 16 Sal Ki Hu.
3 - u r My 1st Love.
4 - No Lip Kis
5 - Koi Aa Jayega
6 - Hay Ram ye kya ho gya.

A song
Jab pyar kisi se hota h, Tau dard sa dil me hota hai
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.HEART ATTEK kyon nahi hota?

Arz Kiya Hai

Dabbe me dabba dabbe me khargosh

Dabbe me dabba dabbe me khargosh

uncle ne aankh mari aunty behosh

kaun kehta hai ke mera mehbub langda hai wo to mere pyar me lehrate huwe chalta hai

Har Pal Har waaqt Hr din Hr lamha Har aahat Har ehsaas or dil ki har dhadkan keh rahi hai. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . BaaP re BaaP kya Garmi hai

Zoobi Doobi Zoobi Doobi
Waah Waah

Zoobi Doobi Zoobi Doobi
Waah Waah

Waah Waah Na Karo
Jaa Ke Zoobi Ko Bachao,
Doob Jayegi.