Funny Hindi Wishes and Status Messages - Page 28

B4 Going 2 Toilet IMRAN HASHMI "lagi lagi lagi"

wen he is in Toilet "1 bar aaja aja"

after Toilet he sing "juda ho k b tu mujme abhi baki h"..

fighting style-
1980- nukkad par mil tu!

1990- adde pe aa tu, batata hu!

2000- sport club pe mil, dekhta hu tujhe!

2011- ab aa tu facebook pe!!!

DEDICATE TO ENGG....

Yahan bhi hoga vahan bhi hoga ab tooh sare jahan main hoga
Kya????...

ASSIGNMENT KA JALWA

JALWA!!!

JALWA!!!...

Subah sam tumko yaad karte hain,sitaro mein tumhe dekha hain,magar hamare sapno mein kabhi mat ana coz hamein bhooton se bahut dur lagte h

Golden words:
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Chhod na,
Kaun sa hum log follow karne wale hain..!!

Ae Khuda Mere Is Dost Ko
Hathi Ki Takat
Sher Ki Awaz
Chite Ki Speed
Or Hiran Sa Sundar Rup De
Baki
GADHE
Ka Dimag To Uske Pass He Hi

KON kehta hai INDIA me JOB nahi mlti..
Ye lo-
JHADOO

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AUR
Apne carrier ka aghaz kro

Mujse Koi Galti Ho Gayi Hai Kya?
Pichle 1 Hafte Se Muje ignore Kar Rahe Ho,
Plz Aisa Mat Karo
Tumhara Pyara
"SAABUN"
plz Naha Lo

Hum roz arz kiya karte hai,
har roz fariyad kiya karte hai,
ki tum kavi v maat aana mere khwabo me,
kyon ki hum BHOOT se bohut darte hai.

raah me ussey mulakat jo hui
dil ne kaha kyu door ho haumse
dimaag ne kaha door hi rahney de
beta tere pass balance kam hai

loha,lohe ko kaat ta hai,
hira,hire ko kaat ta hai,
aap ko bhi ek din kutta kaatega, qke,
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.kutta to kisi ko bhi kaat skta hai

boy hotel mein- kya khaogi dear
girl- samose .
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aur fsao dehati lrkiaan

"Beizzati"

Aur

"Bivi"

Ek Jaisi Hoti Hai...

Achchhi Tab Hi Lagti Hai..

Jab Doosre Ki Ho...!!

D most serious Qs. in a grl's mind..

Evry grl in d world thinks abt it every day..

"MERE PASS TOH KAPDE HI NAHI HAI!

AAJ MAI KYA PEHNU"...JSK

Do You Know

What Really Makes Me

S M I L E. . . ?

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Facial Muscles. . . =P

Har Msg Mein Emotional
Atyachar Nahi Hota

Dosto ek baat ne muje kal raat sone nahi diya,
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Akkar Bakkar Bambay Bo 80+90 pure 100,par 100 kese
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170 hone chahiye na
"JAGO GRAHAK JAGO"

Journalist: Aap Ka Favrt. Phool Kon Sa Hai?

Meera: O So Nice Question...

Phoolon Me Mujhe Flower Bohat Pasand Hain. :-]

Samundar ki gili ret par 1Boy ne apne sath bethi girl se pucha,Tum bolti kyu Nhi?

Wo palke jhuka muskrayi aur Ret par likhi-Muh me Gutka hai...

Puraani Kahawat Hy K Dost Kitne
Hi Begairat Hojaen Dua Salam Rakhni Chahye
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Assalamu Alaikum...:-)

agar billi se chuhe ko pyar ho jye to chuha kse izhar krega . . . . . . . . HO BILLO RANI KHO TO ABHI JAN DE DO

Specialty of girls :
Chennai : Intelligent
Chandigarh : stylish
Punjab : Colorful
Mumbai : Hot
Kashmir : Attractive
UP : kuch ho na ho
par
By god
Attitude ki koi
kami nhi hai……

hamney pyar me vo sab kiya jo vo chahti thi.unhoney kaha ki hamey tumharey best
friend se pyar ho gaya hai.aur humney un dono ki shadi me waiter ka roll nibha diya:

Kehte he waqt se pehle aur kismat k bina kisi ko kuch nahi milta..

Afsos

Mere pas waqt nahi Aur ladkiyon ke pas kismat nahi....

Hum Pagal Unke Piche, Wo Pagal Kisi aur ke Piche..
Loi aur Pagal Aapke Piche, Aap Pagal Kisi aur ke Piche..
Ha Ha Ha... Sare Pagal Aage Piche..

SUGAR se dosti ' Diabities' ka khatra,
Paise se dosti 'TAX' ka khatra,
'Liquor' se dosti 'LIVER' ka khatra,
Aur humse dosti ' Vaqt-be-vakt' 'SMS' ka khatra..

all india radio ka samachar -- aaj jor ki dhup niklegi, nanga hoke sare kapre dho lo.

Boy to Moon:Bata mera mehboob kaisa hai
Moon: Pehli baat main tere baap ka nukar nahin hoon, doosri itni oochai se kuchh nahi dikhta aur tisri baat ye pyar vyar ka bukhar dharti tak hi rakha karo

Jab safar hi safar ki manzil h subah ka intezar kya karna Manzile khwab ban ke reh jaye itna bister se Pyar kya karna


Moral


Uth Nalayak

be honest while ur ans??
Meri koi ek achi or koi buri aadat
Batane ki koi zarurat nahi
Besharmo pehle apni burayi dekho...

Naam Sunte Hi Mobile Hilne Lagta H Na..
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Agar Hila Nahi To...

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Vibration Mode Me Rahko...
Fir MSG send Karta Hu..