Funny Hindi Wishes and Status Messages - Page 30

Aap Sochte Hoge Ki
Hmari Or Se Aanewale
sMs Ka Silsila Kab Khatam Hoga?
Yaar ye To EKTa KaPooR K
Serial Jaisa He!
BuS CHaLTa Hi Rhega..

janeman
Teri galiyon me na rakhenge kadam aaj k baad...
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HMARI SETTING TO HMARI GALI ME HI HO GAI H...

Question

Jogeshwari ka opposite kya hai?

Socho

Sim ple yaar
Jogeshwari ka opposite "Jogesh dont-worry

4 Ghante Girlfriend Ka Intezaar Karne K Baad Boy Ne Arz Kiya Intehaan Ho Gayi Intezaar Ki ??
Maa Ki Aankh,Aise Pyaar Ki...JSK

Sanam TUM roz KHAFA hona
hum ROZ manayenge
MAAN jana MANANE se
WARNA GUSSA aya to THAPPER lagaenge

One day i was walking in d rain...
A gal said,
'come,share my umbrella'
I-'No! I am fine!'
moral?
moral voral kuch nai LADKI KUCH KHAAS NAI THI..

Jis TRAIN mai
SUNDAR-SUNDAR
LARKIYA safar kar
rahi ho us TRAIN
ko kya kahoge.?

SoCho!!!

its simple yaar..




























"MAAL GARI"

Enter PASSWORD to touch my heart







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WRONG CODE!

U have touchd my feet.

Anyway
JEETE RAHO.. :

Aaj Sunday He..

Koshis To Karo..

Kitne Din Hue Tumhe

Nahaye..

Plzz Meri Khatir
Kam Se Kam Aaj To Nahalo

Nahana Buri Baat Nahi

Jab kabi b


aapki larai


10 logon se ho to




ghabrna mat


bus mujhe bula lena








b coz














ma ne kabi kisi ko maar khate nahi dekha ;-

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Kuch Nazar Aaya.?

Nahi.?

PYAAR Nazar Nahi Ata Mehsoos Kiya Jata Hai

Bindas hoke Jeenay kaTension nahin lainy kaAchy sapny dekhny kaMast life guzarny kachurail se nahin darny ka....


Boley to


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Mirror nai Dekhny ka

RAAZ niche ka msg parh, mujh se NARAZ hai kia?





Tu kya Padh raha hai be Tu RAAZ hai Kya

Agr dil ka nam Anda(egg)Hta tou films k nam is trha hoty,


Ye Anda apka hua,


Hum Anda de chuky snam,


Hum apke Andy main rehty hain,


Andy waly dulhnya ly jain gy

GAJNI DEKH K SOCHTA HU
KAASH HUM BHI AMIR KHAN HOTE
US BEWAFA KO BHULA DETE
OR DOSRI KO PATA LETE.

Na Ishq,
Na Pyaar,
Na Mohabbat Yaaro,
Devdas Ki Mafik Jaan
Mat Do Yaaro,
Apna To Ek Usul Hai Yaro..
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Na Chandramukhi,
Na Paaro
Jo Dikhe Usi Pe Line Maro.......:-)

Apne Hath Uppar Utao
Ab Dono Haath Jor Lo

Ab Apni Aankhe Band Kro

or

Sache Dil Se Dua Kro

"Ya Khuda Humari Light Aa Jaye"

Larkion K Chakar Me Mat Parhna Dosto
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Ye Ati Hn HEER Ki Trha
Lgti Hn KHEER Ki Trha
Chubhti Hn TEER Ki Trha
Or End Me
Halat Kr Deti Hn FAKEER Ki Trha

Kuch Is Liye B Dosto Se Raabta Kam Rakhta Hu





Jo Milta H Kehta He
COCA COLA To Pila

OBAMA's Latest
Nightmare...
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Osama Bin Laden's Body
Come Floating Near D
Statue Of Liberty..
Singing..
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"Saat Samundar Paar Main Tere
Peeche-Peeche Aa Gaya.

Hawao me tum,
dishao me tum,
nazaro me tum,
diwaro me tum,
jism me tum,
jag sansar me tum.
Detol wali aunty theek he kehti h kitanu har jagah hote h

Shadi ka Vada kia Parveen seApni Mohabat thi Nasreen seAnjane me ye sub keh dia Mehreen seKia hal hua Hoga mera Pucho Samreen seAb Umeed hai Sirf Nosheen se

hamare muqqadar main raaton ki neend nhi hain to kya hua??



hum muqqadar ko bhudhu banake din main hi so jaatein hai...

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Ther jao.Abhi tumhari MAMA ko batata ho.

I realised d pain of missing my frndzz wen i saw a grp of galzz &

i didn't hv any1 wid me 2 say
"Pept waali teri aur Activa waali meri"

Shaadion Main Khaana Khaane K 2 Golden Rules..........

Rule # 1:
Pehli Baar Is Terha Khao K Doosri Baar Mile Ga Nahi

Rule # 2:
Doosri Baar Is Terha Khao k Pehli Baar khaya Nahi..

Cant beat this one
Rajnikanth's Dog' House has a singhboard on it
saying

malik se sawadhan.

aaj ek din aur jilo...
aaj ek khwab aur dekhlo...
aaj ek dua aur manglo...
aaj ek sms aur karlo...
kya pata...
kal credit ho na ho!

Dil K Mehmaan Ban Jao
Aankhon Ka Armaan Ban Jao
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Honton Ki Muskaan Ban Jao
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Yeh Sab Bhi Ban Jana Lekin?
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Pehle Zara Insaan To Ban jao

Aap kutte gadhe suar lomdi kauve kabutar jaise hai mera matlab WAFADAR MEHNATI ACTIVE CHALAK SMART SHANT hai