Funny Hindi Wishes and Status Messages - Page 32

Kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal
aata hai
Kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal
aata hai ....
ke kyon kabhi kabhi mere dil
mein khayal aata hai??

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UFF YEH SMS KE TARSE HOYE LOG
KUCH BHI BHEJO PAHRNE LAG JATE HO

Upar khuda hai..
Neeche khuda hai..
Dayein khuda hai
Baayein khuda hai...
Peeche khuda hai..
Bas aage KHUDNA baaki hai!!!

New Punishment for mobile uSers.
Misscall K Liye Jail,
Message k Liye Phansi,
Call k Liye Umer Qaid,
tum Fikar Na Karo B'coz Kanjoosi k liye 1 Lakh inaam Hai !!

Maa ke liye woh kaunsi baat hai jo beta kare toh bura aur damad kare toh acchi hoti hai.
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Sochho


Joru ki gulami

Life mein kisi ladki ko reject mat karo
Qki achi ladki tumein happiness degi
or buri ladki xperience
So enjoy every girlfriend................

RAJNIKANT got selected in ROADIES
(next day after the vote-out)
RAJNI-I am Sorry RAGHU,RAJIV
Apka Roadies ka safar yahi khatam hata hai.....

phul he gulab ka
khushbu liya karo
latter he lover ka
jabab diya karo

VO Thanda pani
Vo shampu ki mehak
Vo khusbuwala Sabun
Vo mehkta Deo
Vo soft Towel
Vo dhule kapde
kheir chodo
Tum kya jano
maza roz NAHANE ka.

yahan har kisi ki jindgi ka maksad ak hi hai.....
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khud bhale awara ho lekin ladki sarif chahiye

"DAIRY MILK"_ _
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Ye apke liye qki
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Din hai suhanaa aaj pehli taarik hai.
Mitha hai khana aaj Pehli taarik h..

mein yun hi pani ko gaur se dekh raha tha yaro
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itne mein ek machhli nikal k boli
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kamine, ghar mein maa bahan nahi hai kya...?

EK "CHUHA" THA


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Battameez sara msg hi kutar gaya... warna itna kuch likha tha aapki tarif main k pucho mat

Cycle chalate waqt handle ko dekho


Ladki patate waqt sandle ko dekho

Is Msg Ko Itna Phailaen K
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Mere Ghar Walo Tak Pohnch Jaye
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" Mein Bathroom Me Hun,
Motor Chala Do.
Paani Nahi A Raha..
Ly Das Yara.

How a girl replies if Himesh proposes;
O huzoor, bhaad me jaaye tera suroor,
surat se hai tu khajoor,
bidi ki factory ka majdoor,
chal hoja door abey langoor!!!!

I LOVE YOU
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ye msg 10 ladkiyo ki wall par post kro aur jeeto. apne nazdiki police station jane ka sunehra mauka Sath hi rehna,khana aur body masaage ekdum MUFT...

Woh kon hai ?

jo ,,

Uchaal Uchaal K Paida hOta hai ??

Peachano Kon?

Socho ??

Aray socho na ??


Tauba

Soch to sahi


ay loo


aray Budhu


" POPCORN"

kanto bahri ah me kaun saath deta hai ?
Mom/Dad - No
Husband/Wife No
Friends - No
Lover - No
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only ur Chappal !
utha ke choom lo :)

AAj apko pani se coca-cola banana sikhata Hu
1botle pani fridge me rakho 2ghante baad nikalo
paani 1dum thanda hoga
aur

'THANDA MATLAB'

Coca-Cola

Hey........

How r u?
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Thik hai na!


R U Busy?
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Yes!

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To kam kar na,
sms kya padh raha hai....


hee....hee....heee....

y its necessary 2 fall in luv at teen age??
quki pyar hone par nind nahi ati aur without nind padai schi hoti hai...
so 2 get gud marks fall in love...
logic!!!

Kehte Hain Ki Khubsurat logo ko Dekhne Se Insaan Khud Bhi Khubsurat Ho Jata Hai

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.Isiliye apko msg karke puch liya ,


Aapke Paas
"MERI TASVEER" To hai na?

niche dekho



















mat dekho








bola na mat dekho









faltu kaam to jitna karwalo

Scientists ne sabit kr dia h ki BANDER @ GADHE,SMS padte samay anguthe ka istemal krte h. Na! MUNNE NA! AB ungli mat lagao ,der ho chuki hai. RAKESH

Log mere bare me pata ni kya sochte honge.


Agar ye b main sochu



to fir log kya sochenge.

Aap k Liye jan kon de sakta hy?
Select Any No.

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Mat Karna
Pagal Tmhe Ghar Me Koi Dosri Dafa Salan Nhi Deta
Jan Kon Dega

Maine unko dekha angle badal
badal kar
maine unko dekha angle badal
badal kar
us ne mujhe maara sandal badal
badal kar!!!

Mujhe phir wahi yaad aane lage
hain
mujhe phir wahi yaad aane lage
hain
mujhe... kyon infinite loop me dal
rahe hai??

Life Never Changes

Only Our Thoughts Change

For Examp[le :

Bachpan Mein Darr Lagta Tha
Aur Ab

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Phat'tii Hy . .