Funny Hindi Wishes and Status Messages - Page 31

A rose Rs.7
A card Rs.25
A Lunch Rs.200
Movie Rs.150
But a Friend like u is "Priceless"
Zyada urho mut
priceless bole to "FOKAT"

Sochta hu tere jism mai utar kar dekhu





Konsa keeda he jo tujhe sms karne nai deta..

Aaj Barish Ko Dekh K
Tum Yaar Aa Rahe The aeDOST..




Tum Paas Hote To Tum Se Wiper Lagwa Lete..

Danton ko bachanay k 3 tareekay


1..Rozana Brush karna

2..Choclate or sweets kam khana

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Muj se kabhi panga na lena...
So keep sending sms and smile wid all 32 teeth..!!

Gadha kitna bekar janwar hai duniya is ko nakara hi samajti hai, is main aqal b nahi hoti magar is bechare ki himat to deko ye sms kitne ghore se per raha hai.

Tere ghum me tarap kar mar jayengay,

mar gye to tera nam lejayengay,

rishwat de k tujhe b uper bulayengay,

tm uper ao gay to 7 beth k kurkure khayen gay;-)

Arz Karta Hu
Chali Gayi Munni, Bhag Gayi Sheela

Chali Gayi Munni, Bhag Gayi Sheela

Kyun Ke

Ab Karega SALMAN Sab Ka 'CHARACTER DHEELA'

CHAND per Apka naam likhnay ko jee chahta hai
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Pehli baat to yeh k mera haath nahi pohanchta
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Dosri yeh k yeh khayal hamesha dopehar main hi aata hai

Kehte HE
Waqt Se Pehle Aur

Kismat K Bina Kisiko Kuch Nhi Milta

Affsos.!!

Mere Pas Waqt Nhi

Aur Ladkiyo K Pass Kismat Nhi

1 Sawal aap se..
2 din tak lagataar barsaat kyun nahi ho sakti? .
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Ans-Kyun ki beech me raat bhi toh hoti hai
Think hatke.....

What is the moral of Rajnikant's movie
"THE ROBOT"

Ladki sirf insan ka hi nai

MACHINE ka bi dimag kharab kr sakti hai

Punjabi
P panga
U unity
N nakhra
J jawani
A agg
B botal
I ishq

Osama bin Laden 100 saal tak ji sakta tha agar.




Agar woh KASAB k sath mumbai aa gaya hota...

Aik Larki Ka Dil Kab Toot Jata Hai
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Jab Woh Apney Jaissey Lawn Ka Print
Kisi MAASI Ko Pehney Dekhti Hai

1 ladka or ladki ki shadi hui
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to ap yaqeen nai kroge k dusre din hi Unka Bacha hua







khana kharab hogya fridge me nahi rakha tha na

Bad News
Sania & Shoaib ki Mangni Toot Chuki He Reason.
Use Kisi Ne Bata Diya Hai K
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"SOHAIL" Abhi Tak Kunwara He
Uff Bas Ye Log B Na

Karan Johar is producing a new film
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searching 4 new talent

I've suggest ur name
plz go on and meet him

The movie name is

"AQQAL HO NA HO"

Gandhiji ne kyu kaha
Angrejo ko
'Chale Jao'!

Gandhiji ne kyu kaha
Angrejo ko 'Chale Jao'..!

MELODY Khao Khud Jaan Jao

Pandit ne ap k mobile k khndli dekh ker btaya he k ap k mobile pe kanjosi ki mdoshala madla rai he. turant 10 sms ki baali dai ta k shanti ho.
Dhanewad..

Uski Zulfo Me Jab Se Soya Hu


SOHAIL


Qasam Se Mujhe To Jooen hi Nahi Chorti

Agar 5 minute mein tumhara koi bhi msg nahi aayato..
To

tO

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aaj apni dosti khatam...

Aur

Kal sa phir shuru

Mujse Ye Judai ka Gham Piya Ni Jata



Koi 2 Glass SPRITE K Hi Pila Do "Baraf" Daal Ke

Yeh Jo Hai Na... Yeh Jo Haath Mein Pakra Hai...Yeh Sirf Msg Receive Karne Ke Liye Nahin Hai... Iss Se Msg Jaate Bhi Hain...Try kar k dekhain..Hahaha!

Bohat Khwahish Thi Ki Mujhko Wo "JAAN" Bole Dosto




Bola to Hai Magar Pehle "BHAI" Laga Diya

Fresh Flowers for you...
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What r u looking for...???



Flowers..?




Have some sense yaar..Yeh mobile hai Gamla Nahin:....

Only For Lovers:
Muhabbat Karne Wale To Khuabo Me Mulaqaat Kar Lete He

Phir Chahay Valentine's Day Sunday Ko Ho Ya Monday Ko..

Many many HAPPY Returns of the Day 2 u

Dekha tum ne kya socha tha..?

ap nahi bataoge to mujhe pata nahi lage

ga ki aaj
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ANIMALS DAY HAI

Mai to yu hi tanha ja raha tha




Usne mujhe rok kar kaha...



Chal beta Mobile Nikal..

Maine apny ghar walo ko samjha diya hai,wo sub maan gaye hai Tum b apny ghar walo ko bata do,
wo b maan jaiye gy

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Shan baryani k sath qorma masala Free hai.

Kisi n Pucha Meri Takleef ka Sabab





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