Funny Hindi Wishes and Status Messages - Page 38

[Killer PJ]
Agar 25 Rupaye me 'Paav-Bhaji' milta hai,toh 100 Rupaye me kya milega?





Ans:'Puri Bhaji'!!
PAV=1/4th
Puri=Full!

Dekh tere Sansaar ki haalat
Kya ho gayi Bhagwan
kitna BADAL GAYA INSAAN.
NA KOI SMS,
NA KOI CAL,
Hum B He Hairaan,
Kaise BUSY HUYE SHAITAAN..

"Swine Flu"
Yani ki..
S-soda
W-whisky
I-ice
N-namkeen at
E-evening with a
F-frnd
L-like
U-U...!
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Hai na
kitni
achchi beemari hai..!
So CHEERS..

A hospital needs ur help immediately.Chloroform khatam ho gaya,so Plz sen ur hanky as soon as pos.Dont send ur socks,warna murder case ho jayega!

Agr Koi Pyari Si Girl Valentine's Day
Per Apko “I LOVE U” Bole To 3 Baten Ho
Sakti Hain

1. Uski Aankhen Kharab Hain

2. Ya Uska Dimagh Kharab Hai

3. Ya Wo Khud Kharab Hai :

Ek Bahut Barrey Sharabi Ki
Car K Peeche Likha Tha:

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Daaru Piyo
Tay Insaan Bano

Roti To Kuttay Bhi
Kha Lete Hain.

MatHs pj-
"Usne na ki meri mohabbt ki kdar,

Usne na ki meri mohabbt ki kdar,

To mene b soch liya,
TWO PARALLEL LINES NEVER INTERSECT EACH Othr

Qanoon Vote Dalny K Liye 18 Sal Umar,
Aur …
Shadi K Liye 21 Sal Umar Hona Zaruri Hy.

Yani K …
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Bivi Sambhalna
Mulk Sambhalny Sy Ziyada Mushkil Hy.

Bestfrnd wo jo school me apni pen
high school me apni note
collage me bike
Or life me apni wife de de

Mai janta hu tu hi mera Best frnd hai

Tabiyat theek nahi thi,
Doctor key paas gaya tha to doctor ne bola,
Ek paagal ko sms bhej do sub theek ho jayega,
Aur maine aapko sms bhej diya
Ab zara acchi lag rahi hai tabiyat.

Arz Kiya hai -
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Dil hai sachha aur dimaag hai Kachha
Wah wah wah.

Dil h sachha aur dimaagh hai Kacha
Tere msgs nai aa rhe kya bat hai Bachha

defrnt styl of gudmrng
dad- gudmrng beta
frnd- gudmrng yaar
mom- sota reh kamine, saari raat phonewali amma se baat kiya kar

Wo kon si cheez he jo aap k kan k sath attach h..?
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" Aap KHUD"

Tu sawal nahi ek paheli hai
Meri manzil tu nahi teri saheli hai!

Tomorrow.
You are cordially invited to join us with family & friends for"

diwali ki safai ,
bahut kaam hai,

please mana mat karna..

Mai SACH KA SAMNA me 10 Lakh Jita tha,
Lekin ab mere paas ek b paisa nahi bacha.
30 % TAX me kat gaye aur baki
70 % DIVORCE ka Vakil le gaya. .

Puchhta hai jab koi ki,
Duniya me mohabbat hai kaha..?

Muskura deta hu Mai aur yaad aa Jaati hai

MAA

KI

PYARI

SI



Hone
wali



"BAHU"
Ki

Teri ummid tera intjar karte hai

Ae sanam ham to sirf

Teri Bahen se pyar karte hai
Par

Tere papa mera DANDA le k intjaar karte hai..

Arz Kiya Hai..

Chor Ne Kiya Ladki Ka Purse Chori..

Wah.. Wah..

Chor Ne Kiya Ladki Ka Purse Chori..

Lalla Lalla Lori.. Doodh Ki Katori

Open with love
Muje tumse kuch kehna h
wahi bat jo dilko chu jaye
whi pyr k 3 akshr
D 3 golden words

SMS KAR KANJUS

Accounting Pj
Use pane k liye lagayi thi fielding
Wah wah

Use pane k liye lagayi thi fielding

Calculate 10% deprecition on land & building

Dosto
Ranjha Chala Gya
Mahiwal Doob Gya
Majnu B Nhi Rha
Romeo B Mar Gya

Meri B Tabiyat Thik Nai Rehti,
Pata Nhi Ab in Ladkiyo ka kya hoga..

5 reason y u & me r good friends....
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thapad padega agar reason dhundane ki koshish ki
true friendship has no reason
samjhe

Q: Chocolaty & Crunchy Outside,
Creamy & Whitish inside..
Guess What is it.?

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Ans: COCKROACH !
Q Muh Me Paani Aa Gaya Kya?

The secret of a happy married life..

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Oye hoye
shadi hui nhi or secret janne ki itni bechaini.!
Padai karo padai..!

Agar Kabi Aapko 100Rs Mile To Apni Neeyat Ko Kharab Mat Kro

Balki

Un Paiso se Kisi Karibi Dukan se Mere Mobile Pe

Recharge Kara do.. (-;

Dil me Tum
Dharhkan me Tum
Aankhon me Tum
Saanson me Tum
Jahan b dekhu
Bus Tum hi Tum
Detol wali Anty sach kehti hen
Jaraseem har jaga hote hain

Wats D Diff. B/W Bus & Cycle?
Santa:Bus Ka Stand Bus K Sath Kabhi Nhi Jata
Par Cycle Ka Stand Cycle K Sath hi Jata H

Raat ko 3 tarah k log jaagte hai
BHOOT:-Insaan ko darane k liye
MACHCHAR:-Insaan ko satane k liye
Aur..
HUSBAND & WIFE:-Insaan ko banane k liye..

Government Hospital Ke Doctor Aur Mareej Me Kya Similarity
Hai?

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Doctor Nurse Pe
Aur
Mareej Farsh Pe Marta Hai..