Funny Hindi Wishes and Status Messages - Page 39

"Aaj kal duniya me dhoka aam baat hai,
Ab 'Suraj' ko hi dekh lo.
Aata hai KIRAN k saath,
Rehta hai ROSHNI k saath,
or Jaata hai SANDHYA k sath...

;->Today Is "SORRY DAY"
So, Agar Humari Koi Baat Buri Lagi Ho To







Lagti Rahe
Hum Ye Din Nahi manate<('.')> /"/
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hudd hud dabbang dabbang. Hehehe

'OYE'

Kya Samajhte Hai Apne Aap ko?

Message Bhej

Warna

Teri?

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MAA
MAAA
MAAAA
MAAAA
MAAAAA
MAAAAAARZI Yar !
Naa Bhej
Koi zabardsti thodi na hai...!

Khubsurti ye nahi k naye kapde, joote pehno, Smart nazar aao..
Balki khubsurti to andar se hoti hai

Isliye

Chaddi hamesha mast Rangin dhaari wali pehnna..haha

Zindagi mai Kamyab Hone ke 2 uoosul.
1- Kabhi Kisi ko Poori baat mat bathao
2)......?

Kya dhondh rahe ho.?
Mujhko bhi tho KAMYAB hona hai

God Ne Aurat Ko
Sunder Bnaya
khubsurat Dimag Dia
Hirni C Aakhe
Gulab Se Hoth
Pyar Bhara Dil Diya
Fir..

Juban Dekar
Sab Par Pani Fer Diya

Maine Kahi Suna Tha
Ke
Khubsurat Cheezain
Dekhne Se Insan Khud Bi Khubsurat Ho Jata Hai
So
Hamesha Apne Paas

Meri Tasveer Rakha Karo..

What is NOUN ?
Toh Arz kia h
Kutta b apni gali m hota h king
Wah Wah
Kutta b apni gali m hota h king

NouN is da name of a person, place or thing

Wo Payal chankati aayi thi.
Payal chankati chali gayi
Mai sindur leke khada tha
Wo Rakhi pahnake chali gayi..
Happy Raksha Bandhan

Alcoholic movies
Bunty Aur Baatli
Rum de Basanti
Soda Akbar
Do aur do scotch
Jab we tun
Rab ne pila di thodi
Kisme kitna hai rum

TaTa naino car ,,__.-"""""^-.__"---@----@----'
Rakhlo new year gift hai
Next time"honda city" bhejenge iss saal jara mandi chal rahi he.gd mrg.

Ek Haati Tha Aur Ek Chitti Thi
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Ab Kya har baar Hathi aur Chitti k bich kuch hona Jaroori hai kya?

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365 Good Morn!ngs
Good After Noons,
Good Even!ngs
&
Good N!ghts
Sala Roz Ka Natak H! Khatam.
Ab Pura Saal Mat Kehna K SMS nah! K!ya..

Chand nzr aya?

Nahi

Idhar dekho
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(")(")

Udhar Dekho
( ':')
(")(")

Abhi?

Nahi

Abbey Batti Gul Amawas ko chand dikhata hai kya tujhe!

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THANKS GOD
MERE PHONE K SARE BUTTON THEEK HAI,

SORRY 2 DISTURB U.

Killer shayari!!
Tumhari adaon pe main wari wari...

wah

Tumhari adaon pe main wari wari...

Dial 139 for Train enquiry

Arj kiya hai.
Delhi ki Garmi se hai Skin meri jali, wah wah
Gaur kijiyega
Delhi ki Garmi se hai Skin meri jali,

Chura ke Dil mera Goiya Chali..

School me ladke line me khade the
Pehle ladke ka naam jeet hai to uske pichewale ka naam kya h?
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Darr !
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Kyunki Darr ke aage Jeet ha

Mere sapne me aai ek sundar Pari
WAH WAH
Mere sapne me aai ek sundar pari
Aur boli

Question No. 1 is compulsary

GirlFrnd ne kiya Kiss aur jal gye mere Lips.

GrlFrnd ne kiya Kiss or jal gye mere Lips.

Kyuki Vo kha kar ayi thi BINGO RED CHILLY CHIPS.

SHARAB CHALISA

Gurur Gutka
Gurur Whisky
Gurur Scotch
namo namah
Gurur Quarter
Desi Pauua
Tasmay Shri Beer Namah
GOD Apko Sada Tunn Rakhe.

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Cool
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Relax
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Ok
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Ready?
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Ab jaldi reply karo warna ye tumhre bheje me Ghusegi!

BIJLI Walaon Se Hamein Itni Mohabbat Hai


DOSTO

Ke Wo Roth Jain To Humain Neend Nahi ATii_

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Ab har din tumhare liye naya festival kaha se laoo, Kabhi kabahr aise he happy raha karo!

unki gali k chakkar kat kat k kutte hamare yaar ho gaye wo hame na mili hum kutto k saradar ho gaye.

pears- Rs.25
cinthol- Rs. 7
lux- Rs.10
Lifeboy- Rs. 8
oh,
sorry ye SMS galti se
apko chala gaya
Delete kar dena kyunki ye sirf
nahane walo ke liye hai

Kaisa lagta hai jab
Barasti pani me
hawa k jhokon k sang
Khamosi se chlte hue
Koi apka hath tham k haule se keh de
Niche"GOBAR" hai zara dhaye se

Ye exam,ye marks,ye %, sab bekar ki batein hain.Sab moh maya hai, Aap khali hath aaye ho',khali hath jaaoge. Is Sach ko apnaao or Razaai odh k so jaao!

Mulakat k liye
"safed" phul,

Dosti k liye
"pila" phul,

Love k liye
"laal" phul

aur
aur
aur
Sasuraal k liye "sasuraal GENDA phool

Best Reply Ever By a Girl When She Is Asked For a Kiss By Her Boyfrind......
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Karlo..