Funny Hindi Wishes and Status Messages - Page 37

Yeah Lo Sambhalo Apnay Bachon Ko…

Sab Ka Darwaza Bja K Poch Rahay Hain

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Kis Ne Kaha Tha K PEPSI Pe 5 Rs Kam Kar Do

Ise kahete hai,


























Mera SMS padhane ka Junoon,
Lage raho,I Like it!

Ek aur chahiye to bolna sharmana mat!

Altaf Bhai Nai Kaha
Inqelab Aisa Laao K Hukmarano Ki
Naak Mai Damm Kar Do

Magar Mujhy Pehly Ye Batao K
Kis Nai Kaha Tha K Pepsi Pai 5 Rupay
Kamm Kar Do

Andheri raat me wo pyara sa..
Neeli Neeli Ankho wala..
Mere pass aata hai..

Aur apni pyari si Awaj me kaheta hai

"Meow Meow"
Ye Billi ka baccha bhi na

Kia Faida
I.Com
B.Com
D.Com
BSE
M.Com
MBA
LLB
Kachiii
Pakkiii
Matric
Karnay Ka
Jub Yahi Pata Na Chal Saky

Kay

Kis Nay Kaha Tha Pepsi Pe 5rs Kam Krdo

Choose A Hand..

Left...

Right...

Then I Will Tell U K Aap. .

Mere Kon Se Hath Se Chamaat Khaenge..

Ladka:Chalte chalte Yu hi Ruk Jata hu main,Baithe baithe yu hi so Jata Hu mainKya yahi Pyaar hai?Ladki:Nahi bhaiya Kamjori Hai.Revital khaya Karo.

Smoking affects lungs
Drinking affects liver
Girls affect heart
Bt d mst dangrz 1 z:Studies,
it affects mind,
sidha coma me jaoge
So,avoid it....:( ;) :)

Aaj Aapko Ek Secret Baat Batana He.
Ye ke Log Mere SMS Ko BHAGWAN Mante He.
KAISE??
Kyunki Jab bhi Mera SmS Aata He Log Kehte He
HEY BHAGWAN..

Ek bar 1 aadmi ne Rajnikant ki beti ko line mardi..
Rajnikant ne usuki tang,Hath,Gardan marod di..

Aj wo aadmi BABA RAMDEV K Naam se Jana jata hai...!!

Hanso Khelo
Naacho Gao
Duniya Ki Parwa Mat Karo
Q K…

Duniya Janti Hai
K…

Pagal Aisi Harkatein
Karte Rehte Hain

Chand bhi kya ajeeb cheez hai...
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Bachpan me 'Mamu' aur
Jawani me 'Janu' nazar aata hai...

Mujhe

Tum
Se
P…
Pi…
Piy…
Piya…
Piyaa.
Piyaaz Or Aalu
Mangwane They

Kia Tum Farigh Ho.:)

Inbox ki gawahi ko madde nazar rakhte hue... kalam 420 k tahet sms padh rahe mujrim ko balance hote hue bhi sms nahi bhejne k jurm me KANJUS karaar diya jata hai....

” AAJ KI DUA”. AAP K LIYE
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Ay ALLAH
Mere Wo Tamam
Gunah Muaaf Farma Day..
Jiski Wajha Se Meri
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Shaadi Ruki hui hy.

Aameen..x

Do you know meaning of
JKBKUL?


No?


Meaning Is-
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J-Jan
K-Kar
B-Bhi
K-Kya
U-Ukhad
L-Loge..!!

Ae khuda tune ladki kyu banayi beauty,har ladka aankh marna samjhe apni duty.

Lux soap-5Rs
Lifeboy-8Rs
Cinthol-10Rs
pears12Rs
Dove-15Rs

Oh!Sorry
Ye Msg Galti Se Apko chala Gaya,
Delete kar dena

Qki
ye offer sirf Nahane walon k Liye He..

Unforgettable 3 Things In Our Life..
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1. Breakfast
2. Lunch
3. Dinner!!!

har bar emotional hone ki zarurat nahi hai..

Rainbow Me Ek Colour Hota Hai Violet

Wah.. Wah


Rainbow Me Ek Colour Hota Hai Violet..

Student Says- 'Plz Mam,
May I Go To Toilet...'

INDIA KI REET
LADKI agar apni marzise pt jaye to PYAR
agr dost ptwaye to UPHAR
GHARwale la de to SANSKAR
OR
agr khud pta k
GHAR le ao to
"HAHAKAR"

Kaamyabi Hamesha Us k
Qadam Choomti Hy
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Jo Socks Utaarne k Baad
Apne Paao'n Dhota Hy ... =D

My New Year Resolution:
Mei aaj kasam khaata hu..
Ki Aajse har Ladki ko Maa Samjhunga












Apne Hone Wale Bachho Ki..

Kabhi Kabhi



Mai Lait Ke



Sochta Hu



aeDOST

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Agar Beth Ke Sochuga

To Koun Sa Teer Maar Lunga

I Wish K Apko Is Saal Mile..





Khushyan,






Kamyabi,






Dolat,






Rehmat,






Or..

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Meri Shadi Ka Card.. ;->)

Pyara sa chehra,
Mithi C Aawaz,
Masum sa Dil,
Sweet C muskan,
Perfect personality
kuch mizaaj Andaz

ye to hai meri baat,
Aur batao
kaise hai Aap...

Maana K Teri Nazar Me Kuch Bhi Nhi H0 Mein,,,
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Meri Qadar Un Se Poch Jin K Maine Paise Dene Hain.. ;->)

jo dil main hai use jatate rehna ,
jise chhte ho use btate rehne,
nahi to...?





nahi to kya...?


uski shadi me tent aur kursi sajaate rehna

door se dekha to ladki apni bal sabar rahi thi,pass gaya to dekha gaye apni ponch hila rahi thi.

:Advertise On A Sweet Shop::
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"Aik Adad Mulazim Ki Zaroorat Hay,
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Jo Shugar Ka
Mareez Ho!")