Funny Hindi Wishes and Status Messages - Page 41

"PYAR" kuch pal ka misiouttahonahotadtamjoadhaptwhaptwamjamjadtdajkjlago

Nhi Pdha Ja Rha Na?
Fwd Kr Do

Tum kya samjho pyar kya hota hai..!!

Aj hum DIYE pe hath rakh k kasam khate h
Roz padhenge
class attend krenge
teachers ko gali nhi denge

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ABE SALO.
DIYE me phoonk kis ne mari.

Wo sparkling eye
wo innocent face
wo stunning look
wo genious mind
wo warm atitude
wo unique style

apko yaad hai na..

Hum aaj b vaise hi hai

Ek baar DAYA darwaja todne gaya, but life me pehli baar darwaja nai tuta. . . Ander se awaaj aayi. . YE RAJNIKANT KA GHAR HAI!

MUNNI to SHEILA:

Aag Lage Teri Jawani Ko
Khatam Kar Diya Meri Badnami Ko

Ab Logo Ke Muh Pe He Tera Naam
Sb Bhul Gaye Mera Zandu Balm Ko

Itne saalo se Daya ki koi Girlfriend nahi Hai...Itne saalo se Daya ki koi Girlfriend nahi Hai......ACP--Zara pata lagao kahi Daya Gay toh nahi hai...

Teri ankhe jese
Mutter Fry
Awaz jese
Pressure cooker ki seti
Chal jese
Public Transport
Tere Nakhre jese
Govt Officr
Or kya Tarif karu
Ur jhakaas

Aaj kal bacho ne padna chod diya.. Gor frmaiye..
Aaj kal bacho ne padna chod diya....
ACP tha toilet me or Daya ne darwaja tod diya......

Hum To Thak Gaye Kehte Kehte,
Ye Dunia Kaha Manti Hai?
Kya Janoge Boys Tum

Ye Girls,
Exam Aur Love
Dono Me CHEAT Karna Janti Hai
Ryt Na..

Dedicated to all GFs by der BFs:
Mai aur Meri Tanhayi aksar Bate karte he
Tum hoti to aisa hota,Tum hoti to wsa hota,AUR TUM na hoti to
Paisa hota

Agr Apko Is Baat Ka Afsos h,
Ki Apka Intzar Koi Ni krta,
To 1 Kam Kre,
2ghante K Lie toilet Me Beth Jye
Koi Na Koi Bahar Apka Intezar ZarUr Krega

4 STAGES OF ENGINERING
First year(F.E)-Fond of engg
Second year(S.E)-Sick of engg.
Third year(T.E)-Tired of engg.
Final year(B.E)-Bhad me gyi engg. :-

Humpe mar k Munni badnam ho gai

humpe mar k Munni badnaam ho gai

Akele ho Gye the Munni k bina

Ye acha hua kambkht Shiela time pe jawan ho gai

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5.Dharmendra Dance Academy
6.Mayawati beauty parlor

WHY V Dnt study da whole year and spend sleeples nyts durng EXAMS?
Bcz,

Sahil k sukon se hame inkar nhi
pr..
TUFANO se kashti nikalne ka maza he or hai.

Hey,
Here is UR birthday Gift!
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Dil karta hai Ek Kan k Niche Awaj Nikalu Tumhare! Aaj Kya Birthday hai kya tumhara? Chale Gift Lene!

Ek baar ek Judge ne Rajnikant ko CRIME karte hue dekh liya!!!!

Fir kya hona tha....

Tabse
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Kanoon Andhaa ho gaya!! :

Log ek dusre se Door jane par Phone Kyo karte hai?

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Ye Yaad Dilane k "Musibat" abhi tali nahi hai!

Maut ko ekdin aana hi hai, maut se na daro. Avijeet: Daya! jara Tarika ka profile check karo.

Polio dose nahi liya to ho jaogE APANG,

Wah wah:

Polio dose nahi liya to ho jaoge APANG

wah,

Hud hud dabangg dabangg dabangg DABANGG

Ek baar Discovery wale Jwalamukhi dekhne gaye,

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& they got shocked...
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Because Rajnikant waha already papad sek raha tha...:

Call Me Plz
Urgent
Antim Ichchha Puri Nahi Karoge?













Malum Tha KANJUS
SmS Ka Kona-2 Chhan Maroge
Pr Call Nai Kroge

Ab to hadd hi ho gayi yaar.............

kisne ye keh diya ki................

Rajnikant ne uske maa baap ko paida kiya he.............

How do bankers /wealth managers /share brokers/ financial consultants /insurance relationship managers say
"Fuck you" ?
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"Sir, Trust me" !!!

Dil u Hi Kisi Pr Aata Nhi

Pyar u Hi kiya Jata Nhi

Pyar Kro To"DARD"Sehne Ki Adat Daal Lena

Q Ki Ye wo Dard H Jo"moov"Se B Jata Nhi..

BiWi,
WiFE,
PATNi,
Aur
BEGAAM
...me kya Fark hai..?
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Socho
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Kuchh Fark Nahi Hai ....
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Ye Musibat ke 4
alag alag Naam Hai....

HUM TUM"

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Jab Hum Tum upar hai to neeche kya family se milne ja rahe ho..

Zyada thanda peene se mujhko ho gayi khansi...
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Gaur Farmana Ji....
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Zyada thanda peene se mujhko ho gayi khansi...
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ACP Says... Daya ise ya to Umrkaid hogi ya Phansi...

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Kasmiri Apple..
This is My Gift to U.
But one condition
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Brush Kr k Khana Ok

Tikiya Pe Dali Sev Aur Chatni, Chat Ban Gai..

Samose Pe Dali Sev Aur
Chatni, Chat Ban Gai..
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Tum Jo Aae Zindagi Me
Baat Ban Gai