Funny Hindi Wishes and Status Messages - Page 40

Tum har raat mere kawbo me aao.

tum har raat mere kwabo me aao

Or
meledi khao our khud jaan jao.

TOTKA SMS
Agar Aap k Hont SaRdi ki wajase kharab hone lagn to

Un Per Zuban Pherne se Thek ho skty ha

lekin.?


"Zuban kisi aur ki ho"..;)

i
love
you



K spelling theek hain na
bs yahi poochna tha pta nai log kia kia smjh laity hain.
uff yai log bhi na

Jungle me sapera been liye baitha hai
Gor firmaiye
Jungle me spera been liye beitha hai

Saanp aur b kamina hai
wo durbeen liye baitha hai.

Naka Naka Dumdum Fursat
Shaka laka sumsum
Ye SMS Africn me Lika he

Iska matlab ha
Nak mE Ungli Marne se Furst mil jye to SMS kr liya kro

Everything is Serious in CID Byuro

Everything is Serious in CID Byuro

suspend b ho skte ho Fredrik, jyada mat udo..!

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Ja
Donkey
ja

Jisne
muje aaj
Miss
nhi kia
msg nhi kia

Use unlimited
Kiss kr k aa?..

CID SPL
Band karo apna Faltu ka Drama,

Band karo apna Faltu ka Drama,

Daya, Isne kya kiya H, zara ise yaad to dilana..

Invest Returns:
In %
Gold 28%
Silver 80%
Crude 40%
Sensex 35%
&

"ONION 880 %"
1 lakh k KAANDE liye hote.
To is saal NEW YEAR pe EUROPE hote

Thanda Khaya H, Khaasi hi Hogi

Thanda Khaya H, Khaasi hi Hogi

ACP ne kaha, Khoon kiya H
to Faasi hi Hogi..!

Kya aapko zindagi ke baad v line maarni he?
then
"DONATE UR EYE"
Ek acche msg, ko kaise kaise bhejna pad raha he.:(Kalyug he yaar;)

CID Special:
Na bandook se maro, na bomb se maro..

Wah Wah

Na bandook se maro, na bomb se maro..
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Daya is ghar ka chappa chappa chaan Maro!

Jaleebi ko Female Dish Kyun kaha Jata Hai?

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Kyunk Ye Kabhi Seedhi Nahi Ho Sakti

par

hoti

bhut

SWEET hai..!

Kya tum
Garib ho?
YES or NO?

Agr
Amir Hoto
50ka Bal Bhejo

aur

Garib Hoto Ye msg
Aage Bhejo

KHUL K MANGO Yar
Happy
Bikari day

Agar Spider Man UP Me Aajaye To TV Chanel Par Sab Se Pehle Kya News Hogi
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Spider Man Bijli K Taron Men Phas K Halaak:-)

U cnt imagin Dis pj:
khooni ne dikhaya daya ko chaku,{oh no!)
khoni ne dikhaya daya ko chaku....

'Are K hua AaNANDI k bapu'

Hum apni bebasi kisi pagal ko nhi btayen gay
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Oper likha to hai k nahi btayen gay
PAGAL ho tum yaqeen ho gaya;-)

Killing C.I.D pj.
Thande thnde paani se nahna chahiye,

Thande thnde paani se nahna chahiye,
"Daya Hame us jagaah pe ek aur baar jaana chahiye"

“Maine” uska “chehra” “thapar” mar mar kr lal krdia kyo k osi ne mujhy kaha tha k
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thaper se dar ni lagta sahib “pyar” se lagta hai.

CID pj..
Devdas ko pasand thi Paro..
Wah wah..
Devdas ko pasand thi Paro..
"Abhijeet aur Daya aaspaas ke saare ilaake chhaan maaro !!"

Bhool se koi bhool hui to
bhool samajh kar bhool jana.

Are… bhoolna sirf bhool ko,
bhool se bhi hame na bhulana

Ek Machhar Ne Aapni Wife Ko Divorce De Diya..
Pata Hai Kyu.?
Kyu Ki..
Uske Bachho Ki Ragon Mein Kisi Aur Ka Khoon Tha..

Be Izzat Honay Ka Sub Se Aasan Tareeqa
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Uff Tauba!!!Be Izzat Honay ka Kitna Shoq Hai
K Tareeqa Dhoond Rahay Ho?

A.C Ka muqabla cooler kar nai skta

A.C ka mukabla coolr kar nai skta

Ja Simrn Ja is ladke se Jayda payr tuje koi kar nai sakta.

PAV BHAJI banane k liye aapko chahiye-
Aaloo- 1 kg,
Tamatar- 5 piece,
Masala- 1 packet,
Namak- Swaad Anusar,
Pyaaz...
Aukaat Anusaar !!
:-P jai hind

KABHI KABHI MERE DIL ME KHAYAL AATA HAI:*
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jab bijli nahi
pani nahi
TO BILL KAHAAN SE AATA HAI.

Wo kehte he ki 'Unnki biwi Swarg ki Apsara he
Humne kaha.. bahut khush naseeb ho
BAHUT LOGO KI toh abhi b zinda aur Jaan leva hai

PANI & PREM me kya fark?

FARK sirf EK hi hai

INSAAN Pani m pade to BHEEG jata he
aur
PREM m pade to Sookh jata he

SMS 1bimari he jo waqt ko barbad karti he
Aao mil k kasam khaye k ye bimari khatam karenge
Ek Call roz tum karo
baki sare Miss Calls hum karenge

Log Kahte Hain K 1 Larki K Parhne Se
Sara Ghar Taleem Yafta Ho Jata Ha.
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Lekin Us Larki K College Jaane Se
40 Larke Fail Ho Jaate Hain Unka Kya.?