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8 Years Ago | 2 shares | By AJIT RUBY # 5

Misri se mithe hai tere bol,Koi kaise lagaye tera mol,Hire se jyada hai tu anmol,Arre itni taarif kar di abhi sms kar ke "thank u" to bol..!

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By PAGALPANTI # 2

Best Way of Removing
Tension
Is not saying.
"All iz Well"
Just sit in a Corner
Close your Eyes
and say..
"Bhaad Me Jaaye"
"Bhaad Me Jaye

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By PAGALPANTI # 2

Kandho ko Kitabo ke Bojh ne Jhukaya..
Daru Pina to Khud Dosto ne Sikhaya..
90% Marks Aaye to Whisky,
Warna Desi!
Pi-Pi Kar Kaam Chalaya..

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By PAGALPANTI # 2

Jab Koi Dost Apne Dost K Liye Dua Krta H
To Wo Us K Dost K Haq Me Baad Me Aur Pehle Us K Apne Haq Me Qubul Hoti H

RAB Kre Teri Shadi Ho Jaye

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By PAGALPANTI # 2

R u free now?
When U Get Time Call Me Plz.I Need To Talk To U About Something personal..

Kisiko Batana nhi!





Taj Mahal Bech Raha Hun

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By PAGALPANTI # 2

Ek Jaadu:
Jaise
jaise
aap
sms
ko
aage
pdhenge
Ap
utne
hi
sweet
hote
jaynge

Buddhu apko kisi jaadu ki kya jrurat

aap already so Sweet ho

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By PAGALPANTI # 2

Wafa

Ki

Raho

Me,

Dil

Ki

Panaho

Me,

Meri

Nigaho
Me
Bus

Ek

Pyara, sa

.*" "" " *.
* Anda *
*. ... . *
KHAO SEHAT BANAO

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By AJIT RUBY # 5

GIRLZ OF 1995* ?AGAR TUM MIL JAO ZAMANA CHOIR DENGE HUM? GIRLZ OF 2011* AGAR TUM MIL JAO PURANA CHOR DENGE HUM

11 Years Ago | 1 shares | By PAGALPANTI # 2

Research:
WAt is d color of frequency?

Freqncy= 1/TiMe= 1/sec
&
1 sec=1 pal

so,
1/pal=per pal

So its "PURPLE"
PURI PHYSICS HILA K rakh di.

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By AJIT RUBY # 5

---> ----> -----> -------> >---------> >>---------->
Bhag Ja, Nahin To Ghus Jayega. ) " (
<-/ ).)----<< L./L./
Bola Tha Na.

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By PAGALPANTI # 2

RED ALERT
Agar koi Anjan Ldki apko koi bag ya koi cheez de to Kripya use na le
Usme RAKHI ho sakti h
Apki zara c Laparvahi apko BHAI bana sakti h

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By AJIT RUBY # 5

Mujhe tumhari wo Ada bahut pasnd hai,jab sardi me tum ek glas pani lekr aine k samne khade hote ho

Aur

Aaine pr Pani dal kr Zor Se chilate ho
.

NAHA LIYAA

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By PAGALPANTI # 2

tu hai meri aur mai hu sirf tere liye..
how romantic
tu hai meri aur mai hu sirf tere liye

wah wah

munni badnaam hui darling tere liye

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By AJIT RUBY # 5

DARDNAAK KAHANI-

1Ladke Ne Kaha-i Love U

Toh Ladki Ne Ladke Ki Naak Pe Maara
Ladke Ki Naak Me Dard Hua

is tarah "DARD NAAK" Kahani Khatm Hui.

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By PAGALPANTI # 2

Ek Bar God Ne Meri Memory Ko Delete Kr Diya
Or Poocha Koi Dost Yad H ?
Mene Apka Nam Liya

GOD Bole Sala Pura Format Mara To B VIRUS Nhi Gya

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By AJIT RUBY # 5

Galileo usEd lamp 2study

Grahmbel used candle 2study

Shakspear used street light 2study


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Moral: sab din me awaragardi krte the aur raat me nautanki.

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Sushila Banswal # 223

Main us mahan Jiv ki khoj me hu jisne kaha hai ke is duniya ame impossible kuch bhi nahi>
Kyo?
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Areey Tumse Msg karvake Dikyaye to manu!

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By AJIT RUBY # 5

A girl msgd to her crush:

i <3 u

The guy replied:

Yaar!!
Tmne aisa soch bhi kese liya!









Complex numbers mein inequality defined nahin hoti hai :P ;)

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Sushila Banswal # 223

Insan k pav
Gahde k pav
Kutte k pav
Billi k pav
Chitti k pav
Hathi k pav
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Arrey chahe jiske pav Chhu lo tum, lekin
MSG karne ki akal nahi aanewali Tumame

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Sushila Banswal # 223

Whn U have no good quote, msg, joke.... 2 send 2 ur friends, what u will do?
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Arrey to tension kyo lete ho char do galiya bhej do tarif me!

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By AJIT RUBY # 5

,;?;?;
?("._.")? >")("<
,,(")("),, tumhare sms k IntezarMe chupchap baithe hain.






Bhej rahe ho sms ya Shor Machau...

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Sushila Banswal # 223

Whn U have no good quote, msg, joke.... 2 send 2 ur friends, what u will do?
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Arrey to mat bhejo na msg, koi jabardasti karata hai kya tum par!

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By AJIT RUBY # 5

CBI Raids Mayawati House
BathRoom- 200 cr. Cash,

StoreRoom- 150 Kg Gold ,



And



BedRoom Full Of



YOUR PHOTOS..!


Diwani Hai Teri Pagle...

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Sushila Banswal # 223

Whn U have no good quote, msg, joke.... 2 send 2 ur friends, what u will do?
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Arrey to sirf GM bolo, Kab tak pakaoge becharoko?

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By AJIT RUBY # 5

Maine apne dil se pucha,
"PYAR aur DOSTI me kya fark hai".


Awaaz ayi....
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.Mera kam blood supply krna h,

ye CHICHORI bate mujse mat kiya kar..

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Sushila Banswal # 223

Koi agar tumhe Gadha, Ullu, Bevkuf, Bandar.....
Kahe to tumhe kya karna chahiye?
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Arrey so simple!
Thank u kaho use, Itne manners to hai na tum me!

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By AJIT RUBY # 5

BREAKING NEWS
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Lucknow me burf giri
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AB SMACHAR VISTAR SE Alambagh me ek admi cycle pe barf le ja raha tha, career dhila tha or barf gir gai.

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Aakash Trivedi # 507

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Kuch nhi
mera dimag
kharab ho
rha tha
to socha
tumhara b karu

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By AJIT RUBY # 5

Once Rajnikant played FM in mobile



1 Alien came at RAJNI's home frm sum galaxy

n



requestd,"Mere ladke ka board exams h.thoda dheere bajao na''

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By PAGALPANTI # 2

R U A Gud Student?

Bored of Getting Nice Marks?

Make Frndship wid Me
Aur
Fark Dekhiye Sirf 3 HAFTE Me..

MARKS se
NO MARKS

Ab sach Me Possible

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