Funny Hindi Wishes and Status Messages - Page 43

Frnds Wishing u
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D Afternoon
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D Evening
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D Night
new 4in1 sms pack
Time-Time pe pdh lena

Hm apko satate rahenge.
Marte dum tk msg krte rahenge.
Or jis din msg nai aya to samjh lena....







Agle din msg aa jaye gey"
Kuch to achha socha Kro.;->

Ladkiyan Tight Cloth Me
--Uncomfortable
Boys Dekh Kar Double Uncomfortable.
Moral--Boys Doosron Ke Problem Ko Samjhte Hai

"OYE"

Message Bhej
Warna
Teri...?







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MARZI dost..!

Naaa Bhaij
Koi zabardasti thori hai. :-)

q- vo kaun sa ek mazaak hai jo salo pehle bhi students karte the, karte hai n qayamat tak karte rahenge..?
ans- bahut mazaak ho gaya yaar ab kal se seriously padhai karenge....

Ohh Ye Dekho
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Kitni Jaga Khali Hai
Chal Aja Cricket Kehlte
Hain

Whn U r free? I hav some student who want to know more abut BLACK HOLE & BERMUDA TRIANGE, Ab tumhare mobile se badhkar koi sample hai kya unhe samjhane!
Kuch bhi bahar aane k chance hi nahi!

Yaar

Ye Dekho…

Kisi Ne Pora
Khaali Msg Bheja Hai..

Yeh Koi Insaneyt Ha?

Good News 4 U!

Scientist logo ne 1 aisa cell banaya hai jisme sirf Inbox, Phone receiving ki facility hi available hai.

Move fast 2 Pick up ur own!

Kal Apki Kanpati pe Pistol rakh k Apko2 option dye gaye

1 jan do

ya

2 Gadhe ko 50 kiss karo

Sun kar acha laga k aap Zinda ho

Who is swt?
U
wHO IS NICE?
U
WHO is Caring?
U
Who is intelligent?
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ZYADA KHUSH MAT HO
YEH MSG MERE LIYE AAYA THA
TMHE SIRF DIKHANE KLIYE
VEJA HAI!!

jo pyar hmesha sath rhe wo sacha hai ji
jo musibato me kaam aye wo acha hai ji
kbhi kbhi hmse bhi ho jati hai nadaniya

ok

dil to bacha hai ji........

FUNNY TOTKE
Girlfrend k honto pr shehd laga kar kiss ki jae to

gulabjaman ka maza aye ga aur khansi b theek ho jae gi

2 ladke ladai kr rahe the,
hungama macha dia.
1st- Ye mujhe de,
2nd- nahin dunga, fir dono aur zyada ladne lage,
fir kya?

Meri photo fat gai.

Aalu Matur
Palak Paneer
Baingan Masala
Matur Pulav
Daal Makhani
Kadhai Paneer
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Ye VEG SMS hai
Tumhe kya laga main mere favourite food ki list bata rahi hu!

Nind nahi aati?
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I have a best solution!
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Padhai ki kitabe khol ke baito turant nind aa jayegi!

U r so cute,
So sweet,
So nice,
So loving
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Ab niche kya certificate dhund rahe ho?
Mujhe Jhoot bolne ki aadat hai ye to pata hai hi na tumhe!

Ho gayi h hme mohbt, jbse unka didar huaa h. shayri to hr dilwale k khun me h isme Namak ka kuch lena dena nhi h. ha.ha.....

Aksar Jism Pe Zakham Ho Jate Hain
Agar Un Zakhmo Pe Laal Mirch, Namak Mila K Lagai Jaye


To
Aapke Moun Se Foran Niklega

who r boys?jo mrne k baad nark me b kehte h "yamraaj ki beti dekh mast h yaar n .who r girls?who goes 2 heaven n says"apsara ki nail polish dekhi hw cheap

Dosto kiya aap mere messeges se tang hotey hain?????
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To beshak hotay rahein
Q K mujhe to apna package poora karna hai na..

TITANIC bahut zabardast film thi,
Par ek raaz jo sab ko nahi pata...
wo ye hai ki.....
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Titanic ki puri shooting
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Rajnikanth k BATH TAB me hui thi

Humarey to khuwab us din hi choor choor ho gay,




Jab pehli baar wo ghar ai to
Ami boli,,
Jao Beta "Baji" K liye "PEPSI" Le Aao.

FUNNY TOTKE
Agr Sabun Pe Plastic Charha Dia Jaye Or Phr Istemal Kia Jaye ToSabun Kabi NhI Gholy Ga.
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Nichy kia dykh rhy ho?

Dua Karo K Meri Umar
Lambi Hi

Aur Mujhe Kuch Na Ho

Q K Mujhe Kuch Ho
Gaya to

Tum Kanjuso Ko Itne
Pyare Pyare
Sms Kon Karega.

Agar Apka sMs Package Hai
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Mera B Hai
De Taali

After 7 Days

After 159 Hours

After 16890 Minutes

After 1015200 Seconds

Sab Log

Jo B Kare
Apko Kya Takleef Hai
Ap Apna Kam Karo

1 din god ne pucha tumko kidhar jana
mangta swarg ya nark apun bola nark ab pucho ku?
simpal apun komalum tum sabi dost log udarich milenga

Hm aapse milna chahte he
Baat krna chahte h
pr ye dunia k log bahut zalim hai hame apse milne nahi dete
kahte hai


KAL AANA AAJ ZOO BAND HAI

UsKe Papa Ke Paas 10 Floor Ki building Hai

Fir Bhi Kehte Rehti Hai

Zara Si Dil Me De Jagah Tu....
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