Funny Hindi Wishes and Status Messages - Page 44

Pyar se NASHA hota hai.NASHE se junun.JUNUN se mehnat.MEHNAT se padhai.PADHAI se CAREER. Isliye CAREER banane k liye life mein pyar krna bahut zaruri hai.

Maine I.T OFFICER se pucha ki SMS ziyada karne pe kya TaX Hai,
Bole kuch nahi bas kuch faqiro ko roz SMS karDo.
maine kr diya

Ab 50 ke Recharge pe 9999 ka Talktime,
80 yrs ka ki Validitiy. All Calls 0.01p/Hr.
5 lac sms Free. No Roaming Charge. For more Detail go to.
www.ja-tu-apna-tower-khud-lagale.com

Khuda Ka Diya Sb Kuch h
Balance h
Phone h
Dost h
Itna Rutba h Ki kisi ko b Misscall kru to Msg ki line lag sakti h
Kami hai to bas apke Msg ki

Computer Field ki Ladki kya gaali degi.....
Infinte Loop Error¡
Virus ke Bache¡
ek Click marungi to Dharati se Delete ho ke
Pattal me Install ho jayega!

Dis is Luv
Jab apki GIRL friend GAS chhode aur
apko wo bhi gulab ki khushbu jaisi lage
to samaj lena apko sachcha pyar hogaya
hai.

Aj hum apse Dil ki bat karna chahte he mind Mat karna

MAI
Ap
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Bohat

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PY

PYA

PYAR

PYARA HU

Jis se marzi pooch Lo

Kuch is tarah us ne mera waqt barbaad kiya
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Haan bilkul isi tarah;

Ap Chand Pe Gulab Kaise Bhej Sakte Ho

Socho

Just Say





'GULAB JA MOON'
Very Simple Na..

Kamzoor dil
wale ye msg na parhein moat ho skti hai..


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"jigar"
50 ka balance
to bhejna...


Pey Gai Moat ?

Ur a "flower" in english

In sanskrit "pushp"

In arabi "Zuhra"

In urdu "Gul"

Dont b so happy,bcoz
in hindi ur a
"FOOL"

Agr Mai Sms Ka Rply N Karu
Ya Mis Call N Kar Pau
Ya Kbi Call N Kru To Samajh Lena

"SMS KING"Aaram Farma Raha He
par PRAJA seva karti rahe

Sardiyo Ki Shaam Thi Usne Mera Hath Pakadkar Kaha

Garam Hath Wafa Ki Nishani Hota Hai

Mene Haskar Kaha

Bevkoof Mujhe Bukhaar Hai

Agar Aap Se Koi Bachi Set Nahi Ho Rahi
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To Aapki Shakal Achi Nahi Hogi
Beta Is Me Main Kya Kar Sakti Hun

Agar Ladke K Paas
Personal Mobile

Face Par Har WaQt Smile

Sar Par Har Roz Naya HairStyle

to Samjh Lo.

Maa Ka Laadla Bigad Gya..

Gadhon k lye ek zarori elan…

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Tum to itni speed se neechay aye jaise sb se baray gadhay tum hi ho.

Snta-humne Unke
Ghar K samne Nach-Nch Kr ghungRo
Tak tod Diye

Zalim nach dekhne k
Bad keh Gay-

"PAPPU CAN'T DANCE
SALA"

Tumhein Kya Lagta He? “.
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Zindgi M Hmesha 1 Bat Yad Rakho
Kabi kisi k DiLSe Mat khelo
Qk DiL 1Hi Hota H,
Agar khelna hi H,to-KIDNEY-se khelo Wo 2 Hoti H

Cheel urri ,.’

Kaw’wa urra!,’

Maina urri,’

Chiriya urri…,’
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Gadha urra
Ooh!
Sorry yar jaldi main tujhy b urra diya chal theek hai wapis neeche aaja;-

New accounting terminology :
1Crore= Khoka,
500Cror=1 Koda.
1,000Cror=1 Radia.
10000 Cror=1 Kalmadi,
100,000 Cror=1Raja
&
10 KALMADI +10 RAJA =1 SHARAD PAWAR

santa saans le raha tha..





















kyun ab santa kya saans nahi le sakta..

With due respect
Rajnikant sir,
plz apne A.C. ka switch off kr dijiye,
bahut thand pad rhi h yaha..!

Mehrbani Kr k Is Msg Ko Itna 4wrd Karain K..







Zubaidah Apa tk Pohanch Jaye..






"Apa" Ammi Keh rhi hain gas nhi Aa rhi koi totka bata den..;-

Sir se paav tak Kapde,
haath me Dastaane &
sir pe lipta hua Dupatta..
Kehne
Ka
Matlab
Hai
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SARDIYAA..
Ladkiyo ko tameezdaar bna deti hai.....!

Meri Jindagi To ho gayi hai
Ek Boring Khel
Kabse Online Baitha Hu
na E-mail aata hai

Na Fe-Mail??

Meri Yad aye to= Yad karo, Zyada Aye to = sms karo, Aur Zyada Aye to= PHONE karo, Or v Zada aye to= MILO, Usse Bhi Zyada Aye to= Plz ovr acting band Karo...

1 Over me Kitne Balls Feke Jate hai

Kya aapne kaha 6?

Galat jawab
1 over Me 1 hi ball 6 bar feka jate Hai

Jaante Ho Raat Me Maza Kab Aata Hai ?

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Jab Kisi Sote Hue Ko Jaga Kar Pucha Jaaye ki...

So Rahe Ho Kya??

Agr Apki Girlfrnd
'S'mart hai
'I'nteligent h
'S' weet h
'T'alented h
'E'motional h
'R'omantic hai
To
Short Me Ap Use 'SISTER' Bol Skte Ho.