Funny Hindi Wishes and Status Messages - Page 45

Technology Has Its Own Limitations..
Google May B The Most Powerful Search Engine..
But!
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Mandir Se Gum Hui Chapal,
Google ka baap B Ni Dhund sakta:-)

Ager Raat Ko Sote Waqt Jalti Hoi Cigratte Munh Me Rakh K Soya Jae To Kharatte Lete Waqt
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Khud Ba Khud Kash Lagay Ga

JUST FEEL THE LINE...

Bus k Conductor jaisi ho gyi h zindagi yaaro,,,


Safar bhi roz ka h aur jana bhi kahin nahi...

tab se chaku leke mere peeche lag gayi hai jab se kaha hai mene ki
dil cheer ke dekh le
naam tera hi hoga

Andheri raat, sunsan sadak,

ladke ne bike roki,
ladki ko utara, uska hath pakda,
uske karib gaya, ladki sharmai, ladka bola- "DHAKKA MAR PETROL KHATM HO GAYA

3 Jaga Mout Nahi Aati.

1- Jannat Me


2- Jahannum Me
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3- Mujhe Msg Karne Main... =P


Try Kr K Dekh Lo...

Girl:
aisa khat likh sajna, meri umria beet jaye padte padte...






















Boy:f.%i.oi>xE'l1+:e y#a#"e!%>;?##x -uy ?w ?w 'ee(p+>i*

subha subha na nahane k teen bahane
1. thand lg ri h
2. panni garam nhi h
3. maan nhi h kl dekhenge

Earth ki andar samundar. Samundar me water me water me fish tere girl friend ko mera 100000 kiss. Kaisa laga ? Yad rakhna kal fir karungga.

TOTKA:
Agr Aap k Bachay Ziyada Matti Khatay hyn to,

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To Unhein Thori Cement b Khila dein,
Bunyaad Pakki ho Jaye gi.

baba ranchoddas says ; exam mein apne paper se zyada apne partner ke paper me concentrate karo apna paper apne aap solve ho jayega.............

all d best guys..:)

Agr koi ladki aapko rah chlte bhai keh de to ghbrane ka nhi
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Ek thapad laga ke bolo

idhar kya kar rhi ho?

Ghar jao.

examiner ne tumhe charon taraf se gher liya hain – apne aap ko examiner ke haawale kar do .warna apko suspend kiya jayega.

Q dil tmse milna chahta he

Q dil tmko dkhna chahta he

Q dil tmse baat krna chahta he

Qki

dil to bacha he Ji

or bacho ko cartoon pasand he

BOY TOUCH GIRLS FACE WITH ROSE
ENG.GIRL: DARLING U R SO NAUTY
HINDI GIRL: MAT KARO JAAN
PUNJABI: TUUSI BADE ROMANTIC HO
HARYANVI: AANKHYA NE PHODEGA HARAMKHOR

Best Ever Quote At A Petrol Pump ...

"Krupya yaha dhumrapan na karen.
Aapki zindagi ki koi keemat ho na ho,
petrol ki keemat bahut hai

Once 3 eggs fall on d ground bt only 2 eggs broke..!!
Why..?





























Hota h aisa kabhi kabhi.
Aap tension mat lo..;-)
Frwd karo:-)gud nite:-);-)

Indian cinema industry mein sabse pehle kiska Email ID tha??

Nahi pata?

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SHAMMI KAPOOR ka..

Q ki woh hi sabse pehle bola

YAAHOOO :

HUM Log fon pe bat nhi krte h
Or sms jyada krte h
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Kyoki HUM CENTER FRESH khate h
CENTER FRESH sirf Juban pr lgam rkhta h
Hath pe nhi.

1White cat pani me gir gyi
to paas baithi black cat kya bolegi?
socho?
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socho?
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Scientist ki tarah mat socho
Wo myau myau hi bolegi

Hum DIYE par hath rakh k kasam khate he,
ki hum aaj se aapse sms ka rista tod denge,
aapko pareshan nahi karenge
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OH teri!
DIYA bhuj gaya.

Besharmo,
Tumhe jaan k khushi hogi
ki Aaj humare pados Me shadi ha
Aa k paise loot lo or recharge kara k msg Bhejo
Jaldi karo Barat Jane wali hai

Dosto Kabhi kisi ladki ke phiche mat bhago agr bhagna he hai toh paise ke phiche bhago ladkiyan jahkh marke tumhare piche ayegi

Humko Hamse Chura Lo
Dil me Kahi tum Chupa lo
Hum akele khona jaye
Dur tumse ho na jaye
Pass aao

Pas aao

Ruko

Pehale DETTOL se naha lo

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_//_khabees

besharam

behaya

begairat

baewaqOf

Kameny

jahil

ullO k patthay

hain

wOh lOg

jO ap ki qadar nahi krt y!”TUSI TE GREAT O G”

Y is Pyar not Possible in d Movie Pyar Impossible?
Coz Uday & Priyanka Bith r Chopra

Chopra- Chopra
Bhai- Behan

Agr Ap Cycle Bht Tez Chla Rhy Hn 0r
Break Na Lgy To Es K Wheel Me Apna
Pair Phasa Den..











Cycle Ruk Jaye Gi

Asman se gir rhi hai Rain Wah wah Asmaan se gir rhi hai Rain Wah wah Tere mast-2 do Nain, Mere dil ka le gye Chain

When No1 Misses Me,
When No1 Cares 4for me,
When Every one Ignores Me,
Nobody Messages Me,
Then I Sit In A Corner,
Fold My Arms,
&
Say,
“Nai Te Na Sahi”

patang-Rs.175,Manja-Rs.250,Firki-Rs.50,Total-Rs.450, Royal Stag-Rs.450 To Royal Stag Pio Aur Khud Bhi Patang Jaise Hawa Main Udte Rah