Funny Hindi Wishes and Status Messages - Page 46

PJ TIME..Beat dis one..Aasmaan ko alvida kaise kaho ge...??...TATA sky...--

Humne Apko Chaha-
STAR PLUS Ki Trah,


Humne Apko Dekha-
SONY TV Ki Trah,


Humne Apko Suna-
ZEE NEWS Ki Trah,


Aapne Hume Bhula Diya
DOORDARSHAN K trah?:(

Jis kisi bhag kar shadi karni ho unke liye calender BABA ne 2011 me 1 sabse achcha mahurat nikala hai..



9-2-11


isiliye sab premi 9-2-11 ko 9 2 11 ho jana.

Kabhi Kehta Tha Dost Hamara Ek Jaan Bhi Maango To Hazir Hai Aaj Apni GF Ko Jaan Kehta Hai, Aur Maango To Inkaar Karta Hai

Gajini Dekhne K Baad Ye Ehsas Hua Ki Hum B Aamir Khan Se Kuch kum Nhi Hai Hum BiBi Ki Sunte H Samjte H Fir 15 Min Baad Sab Bhul Jate Hai.

Agr Mobile ki battery low ho or aap ko zar0ori call krni ho toh..











phle m0bile charge krlo,
ab Ye SOHAIL enginner thori naa hain jo iss cheez ka bhi totka btaen gii

Doctor Or Bhagwan Ko Kbi Naraj Mat Krna QKi Jb Bhagwan Naraj Ho To Wo Dctr K Pas Bej Deta H Or Dctr Jab Naraj Ho To Wo Bhagwan K Pas Bej Deta Hai!

Dosto ager 2010 me mujse koi ghalti hui ho ya koi baat aapko buri lagi ho

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Bhad me jao
Mein 2011 me bhi baaz nahi aaon ga.

Sunday k din jhakkas nazar ate ho
Wah wah!

Sunday k din jhakkas nazar ate ho,



Aur aao b kyu na sirf isi din to nahate ho
Wah wah!
Wah wah!

Paper chahiye 500 me???
reply now






Hamere ghar subah galti se do faink gya newspaper wala

Ab padhai mushkil hi nhi,
na mumkin bhi ho gayi hai...

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Phele to munni badnaam ho gayi
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Aur ab sheela bhi jawan ho gayi...

Choroh Kal Ki Batein
Kal Ki Baat Poorani
Naye Daur Me Mil Ke Dekho
Sheela Ki Jawani
Hum Hindustani
Hum Hindustani...

1 Good News & 1 Bad News..


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Good News- Big Bazar Me 1KG Tamatar K Saath NOKIA N96 Free


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Bad News- 1KG Tamatar Rs. 29,999/- Only

INVITATION to all my dear Frndz
4 a NEW YEAR party
On 31th Dec 2010
At-
67th Floor,
Suit no.25,
Burj-E-Khaleefa, DUBAI.
Koi Bahana Nahi Chalega..(no gift pls)

Jante ho bhagwan ne insan ko banate samay uske unglio ke bich me jagah Q chori?
Q ki.
apke jivan me koi ayega, Hath pakdega, Aur bolega-



'Le cigrate pi'.

CHAND pe likh du naam AAPKA aisa jee chahta hai.
LEKIN.
Ek to humara haath wahan tak nhi jata h Dusra,ye khyaal hamesha DOPEHAR me hi ata h

Log kehte hai ki hum pyaar k bina nahi ji sakte..
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Par mera sochna hai ki.......

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Oxygen zyada jaruri hai.

Lo ji ladkiyo ne fir Rona dhona shuru kr diya h,
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Kehte h ki..
New Year manayigi to sirf *SONU* k sath warna ye din hi khatam kro.

1 secret h


Srf hum 2no k bich rhna chahie


Plz kisiko bolna mt


Promise?








INDIA ka Map khridne se

niche SRILANKA ka MAP FREE milta H

Ek tota car se takaraya or behosh ho gaya car wale ne useuthaya ghar lejakar pinjare me rakh diya hosh aane par tota bola"aaila" jail ! car wala mar gaya kya

Kal Rat Chand N Kha-Tere Dost Tujhe Msg Ni Krta To Tu Use Bhul Q Nai Jata
Maine ghoor Ke Chand ko Dekha or Kaha
"Oye Koi koi dost gareeb B hote He

Which line is used very often when we are with frndzz?
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oye sab chup ho jao, koi bhi gaali nahi dega , ghar se phone hai...

In 1975,3 birds wer flyin n suddenly they died.Y?....Coz neeche gabbar singh bolta hai..Aadmi 3 aur goli 6,bahot nainsafi hai dishkyu-dishkyu-dishkyu

NAMASKAR !
Ye FEMALE-MLE janch seva hai,
Agar aap Nari hai to 1 sms kare,
Purush hai to 4 sms kare aur agar confused hai to sms na kare hum samajh jayenge..!!

Alibaba or 40 chor the AbAlibaba or 30 Chor ho gye Pucho q?ThinkRecession boss!10 chorKo nikal Diya

Some say:
"Whisky is Risky"
Some say:
"Whisky bina Zindagi Miss ki"

But I say:
"Rum, Bear ya ho Whisky,
Koi Nahi Girlfrnd se Zayada Risky..

Kya apki skin dhool mitti se affect ho rahi hai?to har roj subah lagaiye"ASIAN PAINT"jo dhool ko tikne na de...

NEW TOTKA:
Agr Koi Apko Sms Ya Miscalls De Kar Tang Kar Raha Hai
To..

Uska Numbr Kisi B Website Par Larki k Naam se Likh De Or Maza Dekhe

Ek aadmi ne apne dono hatho me ghadi pehni aur uski maut ho gai,Kyo? Kyoki, woh DO ghadi ka mehman tha.

2010 Me jo Paap kiya H Usko Bhugto..
2011 Me..
26 jan-Sunday
16 Mar-sun/Holi
1 May-Sunday
15 Aug-Sunday
2 oct-sunday
17 ovt-Sun/Dasera
5 Nov-Sun/Diwali
25 Dec-sunday