Funny Hindi Wishes and Status Messages - Page 47

When I 'CRY' no1 sees my 'TEARS',
When I'm 'WORRIED' no1 sees my 'PAIN',
When I'm 'HAPPY' no1 sees my 'SMILE',
But Saala 'Ek LADKI KE SATH GHUMO TO SARI DUNIYA DEKHTI HAI'........

Main Brahmachari, Tu Brahmachari
Jidhar dekhi nari, Udhar line mari,
Pati to pat gayi nahi to,
Phir se Brahmachari

Balghum Ko Dhoop
Mein Sukha Ker Choti
Choti Goliya Bna K
Chabaya Jaye To...

Big Babbol


Gum Ki Kami Puri Ho
Jati Hy ...

Hamne tumhare yadon mein,
ro ro ke tub bhar diya,
magar tum itne bewafa nikle,
ki naha ke chal diye........

Agar Nazle Aur Khansi
k Saath Saath Namkeen
Balghum b Aa Raha Ho
Tou Thori Cheeni Kh Le'n
Us Se Aap Ko
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Rabri Ka Maza Aaye Ga

I need ur frndshp
I ned ur cmpny
I need ur support
I need ur advices
I want 2 b lik u





maine barbad hone ka faisla kar liya hai bus.....

Is Msg Ko Itna 4wd Karein K
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Meri Girlfriend Tak
Pohunch Jaaye...
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Janu...
Tu Ne Sim Change Kar
K Acha Nahi Kiya.
Marja Kutti..

Daga Rora Pista Dama Khair
Laka Pui Pui O Main Mar Gai
Oi Oi Oi.....
Samajh Ai??
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O Khan Sahab Keh Rahe Hain,
"Munni Badnam Hui Darling Tere Liye

KAASH YE FAASLE NA HOTE..

KAASH YE
DURIYA NA
HOTI..



KAASH HUM
SATH HOTE..



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YAAR MERE SMS KE PAISE BACH JATE...

Yar Tu Khariat Se Hy Na? Teri Tabiat Theek Hy Na? Boht Din Ho Gaye




Tu Kachra Uthany Nhi Ay!!
Sara Mohalla Tera Intizar Kr Rha Hai

Yar Jb apki Lyf Me Mei Importanc Hi Nhi Rhi To Sedhy Se Keh Do K Ab Apko Mri Zrorat Nhi
Mre Jany Ki Khushiya Q Mana Rhe Ho?It Hurts Me

Frm:
2010

Dam h to ans do
China kis desh me h
15aug kis Date ko ati h
Green rang kis color ka hota h
Tmatar ko Hindi me kya bolte h
Mumtaz ki Qabr me kon h

70% Ladkiya sundar hoti hai, 75%sweet, 85% shararati, 90% Cute,100% lovly hoti hai. yani ladkiya70+75+ 85+90+100= 420 hoti hai. JAGO DOST JAGO....

Dry Day Calender-2011

Jan 26,30
Mar 1,22
May 1
July 1,14
Aug 1,15
Sep 1,3,14
Oct 1,2,8
Nov 1,9
Dec 1,25

Pehle se intizam kr lena Janhit me jari

Kahta hai pal pal tum se,Ho ke dil ye diwana. ,',',', ,',',',', ',',('.')>,',, ,' _/ /_','
Thand Shuru ho gyi hai to roz-roz mat nahana.

CID+Munni+Sheela
Munni to badnam hui jaise taise
Wah. wah

Munni to badnam hui jaise taise

Daya pata to laga SHEELA ko itni jawani chadi kaise

7 Cheeze Jab Khatam Ho jati
Hai To Bahut Takleef Hoti He
1-PYAR
2-RISHTA
3-SCHOOL LIFE
4-DOSTI
5-PAISE
6-SMS PACK Or
7-TOILET ME PANI.

Jab reshma ki jawani ayi tab hum bachhe the

Ab shila ki jawani ayi to hum Bache wale hai

Uff ye Ladkiya sahi waqt pe jawan Kyu nahi hoti

1 Juth Apki Zindgi k 5min Kam kar deta h..

or

1 Muskurahat Apki Zindgi k
10min badha deti h..

Moral:

Haste Haste Juth bolo
To bhi 5min ka Fayda hai..

KRIPYA DHYAN DE
Hme ye likhte hue
behad khed h ki
Aj apke layak mere mobile inbox me kisi b prakar ke msgs nai he

AAJ MSG RUKAWAT KE LIYE KHED H

Ankho me ansU aa jate hai phir bhi labo pe hasi rakhni padti hai.. YE haal tab Hi hota hai Jab LAMBE SAFAR me "POTTY" rokni padti hai...

Insult:-
Once rajnikanth sat for d MBA Exam,

Guess what happend ?

hona kya tha
fail ho gaya Bechara..

MBA hai
mazaak thodi he

Kisi Ldki Ko Chedo

Uska Hath Pkad Lo

Agr Wo Apko Thapad Mar De

To Kaho

Tum Pehle Imtihan Me Pass Ho Gai, Muje Aisi Hi Shrif Ldki Chahiye Thi

INDIA mein 1 survey hua
ki
How many people want
Me
as Partner?
Only
3% said-YES
1% said-Na
&
96% said





Jhuthe sapne mat dikhao
Hmari
Aisi kismat
Kahan

2010 me apne Mujhe Sb se jayada Msg Kiye Isliye Maine Apko Mobile Pe 100rs ka Recharze kra diya
check ur balance










Ha Ha
Or padho adhura Msg

Bhai behen bichadne ka kya hua anjaam?


Dnt say wah wah Plz feel the pain

bhai behen bichadne ka kya hua anjam?




MUNNA bana MBBS aur MUNNI hui badnam.....

Dimaag- Vichaaro Ki Factory!

School- 5 Ghante Ki Jail!

College- Yuvao Ka Bagicha!

Proffesor- Aadhe/Ek Ghante Ka Radio!

Reaction of kissing in various countries American girl=kiss me hrd!
Chinese =kiss me soft!
Italian=kiss me slowly!
But indian girl?
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Jaldi karo maa
aajayegi.

Dil Karta Hai Teri Jheel See Gahri Aankhon Me Doob Jau
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CHAPAAK.....

Pravachan...
Agni, Vayu, Dharti, Aakash Aur Paani
Yeh Batein Hui Purani
Ab Dekho SHEELA KI JAWANI