Funny Hindi Wishes and Status Messages - Page 49

Kaamyabi Hoslo Se Milti He

Or

Hosle Doston Se Milte He

Or

Dost
Muqqdar Waalo Ko Milte He
IsLiye

ZALIMO
MERI QADAR KIYA KARO...!! ;)

Tamam students se appeal ki jati he
Ke apne result aane se pehle
apne apne ghar ke sab chappal
jhadu,wipers chupa de

from:-SAVE STUDENT FEDRATION

Dosti Krna Accha He,
Dosti Nibhana Farz He,
Dosti Todna Bewkufi He,
Or Dosto Ko Disturb Krna "Haq Banta He Yaaar"
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Poori Raat Jagne Ka Faida:

Subha Uth K Brush Nai Karna Padta

Save Your Tooth Paste

A Public Message From:
HAKEEM GOLU Baghair Daant Wala

Kash 1 Din Tum Aasman P So Jao
Sitare Tumhara Bichona Ho
Chand Takiya Ho
Raat Chadar Ho

Or Subah Suraj 1 Laat Mare

Uth Nesti 10 Bajh Gye Hai

Best friend vo nahi jo kabhi-kabhi ek SMS bheje
Best friend vo hai jo SMS ka pura truck bheje
YE LO
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Why is salman khan disturbed these days..?
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BCoz
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Uski
GIRL FRIEND
jawan ho gyi hai,
Aur
BHABHI badnaam Ho Gayi

M.D.U. pesh karta h khas 3rd JAN. se 3 ghante ka rangarang karyakrm, "UD GAYE TOTE" watch live in examination hall n experience d thunder... aana jarur

Hum Kal Raat Aasmaan Pe Tumhare Lie Sitare Lene Gaye Par Khali Hath Wapas Aa Gaye

Jante Ho Q

Qki"Polythene" To Ghar Par Hi Bhul Gaye The.

Tujhe Jab Meri yaad Aayegi Tere Mobile pe Mere sms ki Baarat Aayegi

SMS to Hum kar Denge Tujhe,
Lekin Iske paise Dene kya Teri SAAS Aayegi.

Aapko pata hai kurkure khane se kya hota hai?

Socho

Socho

Socho

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vry simple kurkure khatam ho jate h aur kya.

Anda,
Omlet,
Anda Bhurji,
Pomfret,
Butter Chicken,
Chiken 65,
Jhinga,
Macchi Fry...
Sshhhh........
Chup k se Padhna Aur Delete karna..





NON-VEG sms hai..

Colectr bante he jo IAS padho
Doctr bante he jo MBBS padho
Lawyr bante he jo LLB padho
or
Has Has Ke Pagal Hona Hai To PAGALPANTI ke Msg Padho..

Girl demands for ice cream.. boy purchased it..
gal: thank u
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boy: only thank u
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gal: u wnt kiss na??
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boy: chup kar !! aadhi ice cream de:-

CID in tension:
Vo humpe hum unpe marne lge

vo humpe hum unpe marne lge

ACP 2 DAYA - pata to kar hume chhor k sab rajnikant k sms Q karne lge

Agar Tum Ek Roomal Ban K Kisi ke Aanso Ni Ponch Sakte

To Koshish Kro Aisa Tissue Paper Ban Jao
Jo Logo ki Potty Saaf Kar Sake

Kal pure india me 2 hour night mein 11 to 1 light band rahegi,
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bcoz..

Rajnikant apna mobile charge karega..:)

Agr Aapko Koi B Anjaan Parcel Mile
To Kirpya Use Na Khole

Usme Meri Photo Ho Sakti H
Apki Zra Si Laparwai Apko

Mera Diwana Bana Sakti Hai

Oye Utho!
Ye Koi Sone Ka Waqt He?
Jb Dekho Sotay Rehtay Ho
Kya Sari Zindagi So K Bitani He?
or Haan
dont reply I Am Sleeping.

Hum Aapko Satate Rehnge

Marte Dum Tak Msg Krte Rehnge

Or Jis Din Msg Nhi aya Samajh Lena

"Us Din Govrnmnt Holiday Hai Or Msg Free Nhi Hai

Agar apne DIMAG ko test karna ho
to usko COW k samne le jao.
Agar wo dur gai to samajh lena
ki dimag me GOBAR hai,
agar pas ayi to samajh lena
k BHUSA hai

Hotton ko chua usne Ehsaas ab tk h
Ankhe nam or sanso me Aag ab tk h

Waqt guzar gaya Pr uski yaad nhi gyi

Uff Wo HARI MIRRCH ka swad ab tak hai

1 waqt tha ki,
duniya k sare nikamme
or nalayak log apne kaam kaj chood k mere sms padhte thae
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Mashallah!!! Aaj bhi ye silsila jari hai

Gabbar:
Basanti Naach.

Basanti:
Nahi.

Gabbar:
Ok,
Thakur Tu Naach

Thakur:
NO

Gabbar:
Samba Kuch Kar

Fir Kya,
Sambha Ne Thakur Pe Khujli Powder Daal Di.

Aj me beemar hu
jism toot raha h
Or hatho se takat nikalti ja rahi he
kuch samjh ni aa rha kya kru

chal ab natak chor Or jaldi se Sms kr...

Amma: Beta Rajni, apne solar heater se garam pani nahi aa raha hai..?
Rajnikant- yanna raskala,ruko amma suraj theek kar k aata hu!

Aasman me dekha crow
Achanak gira snow Or badal pade ro
Cow gyi gao
mene pucha how
To billi ne kiya meow aur mene bola wow
he na meri poem pakao

Ek Sawal-

Maa Ke Liye Wo Koun Sa
Kaam Hai..

Jo Beta Kare To Bura

Aur

Damaad
Kare To Bohot Achcha Lagta
Hai?

Socho

Biwi Ki Gulami

Gr8 Ppl Gr8 Thought

Larke ki Izzat Mitti M Mil Jati H
Jb Koi Larki Use Sar-e-Aam Tmacha Mar de
Magar Ladki ki Izzat Or Nazuk Hoti H
Us k Liye Sar-e-Aam Chumna Kafi H

Nind jab muje agosh me leti he
Aapka chehra nigaho me bas jata he
ek dum se meri aankh khul jati he
dil se bas ek hi awaz ati he

Mummy BHOOT