Funny Hindi Wishes and Status Messages - Page 60

Teri Meri Dosti, Tera Mera Pyar! Na jaane pyaar karte hue.. kaha se ayi tere su-su ki dhaar. Sab Dho dala!!

Uske Kadam Jaha-Jaha Pade hamne Wo Jagah Choom Li,
or Wo kambkht Meri Maa Se Keh gayi
Aunty apka LADKA mitti khata Rehta hai"

Ghalib irshad farmate hn
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Jabse aenak lagi he nazar wali
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Zeher lagne lagi he ghar wali.. . .!!;-)

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KABAAB
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CHUPKE SE PADH KE DELETE KAR DO!!
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YE NON-VEG MSG HAI NA!!
KOI DEKH NA LE!! ;-)

Chote log

PAISE


Ki bat karty hen...


Bare log
'TIME' ki bat krte hen
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Khobsurat log...

Baat hi nahi krte
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Woh sirf
SMS krte hen...

AB TO MUJH PAR YAKIN KAR LE AB BE YAKIN NA AAYE TO MUJH SE PYAAR KAR DEKH LE.

1 Kanjos Tha






Bilkul Kanjos Tha






Khalis Kanjos Tha







Bahut Ziada Kanjos Tha






Aap Mat Ghabrao












Aap K Samne
Tu Wo Kch Bhi Nahi tha..

Sabse pehle kiss karo


Fir kopre utaro



Fir bed pe letao


ab


taange upor koro

aur niche haat lagao


ab dekho




Baby ne SUSU to nahi kiya...?

Animals
ki
khususiat:

Bandr:
Banana khata
hy

Dog:
Wfadar hota hy


Plz
Agy
mat
Parhna


Ruko

Mat
Parho








Gadha:
Wohi krta hy jis kaam sy mana' kia jay!

Har mandir har deewar par apka naam hai,har gurudware har masjid par apka naam hai,
upar likha hai CHAPPAL CHOR aur niche 50 rupay ka inam hai.

Cooja mooja ooja pooja kani mani pani wani mao bao lao kao zoo loo noo
Shoo
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Uff parh to nhi lia?
Ye to rang kala krne ka mantar tha...

Kal bohat dino k bad kitab kholi tu pta chala
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Ye b nai ata
Ye b nai ata
Ye b nai ata
Ye b nai ata

Insaan sub se zada Mafi kis ka
samane mangta ha ??
Guess
Bihkari k samney
" Maaf karo Baba"

Agar JACKIE CHAIN ki saans ko Kidnap kar diya, to use kaun wapas laayega??
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VICKS VAPORUB!
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Kyuki..
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VICKS VAPORUB lautaye
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CHAIN KI SAANS!! ;-)

Year : SMS Charges
1996: Rs 4
1997: Rs 3
2000: Rs 1
2003: Rs 1
2005: 50 Paise
2008: 20 Paise
2009: Now FREE
Aap SMS kab karoge ?
Jab SMS pe Loan Milega ?

Jo hasaye wo dost, jo rulaye wo pyar, jo jhuke wo dost, jo jhukaye wo pyar, jo manaye wo dost, jo sataye wo pyar, phir bhi dosti chhod k log kyu karte h pyar.

Dekho ji..
Aisa H,



k,



krne ko HUM

100 msg kr de



pr hm ko to koi

msg karta
nhi h



to HUM aage

Hokar




"NETAGIRI"
Kyu
KRE??

"TiP Of d DAY"

Kisi ki shakal dekh kar uska mazaak mat uraao...


H0 sakta hai ke usne tum se zyada bachiyan phansaayi hon."

U r my best friend. Bharosa nahi chalo hum dono QUTUBMINAR per chadenge,? Mai 1 2 3 bolun tum kood jana? Bad me jb tu 1 2 3 bolega mai kood jaunga..

Agar koi tumhen kahe:

"oye INSAN ban jao"



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Plz yaar ek bar koshish zaror kar lena...

Har Mummy ka SPNA hota hai,, K uski BETI ko 1 Gudlook ; Intellignt or Handsome LDKA mile,, Ab tum hi btao akela "MAIN" Kis_Kis ki maa ka SPNA pura krunga.

Ap Ne DIL Churaya HUM Khamosh Rahe

Ap Ne NEEND Churai HUM Khamosh Rahe

Ap Ne HASSI Churai HUM Khamosh Rahe

BUT It's 2 Much Yaar

MASJID K LOTAY WAPIS Kar do.

Assemblies toot gayi hain.General Kayani ne Take over kar liya he aur
Asif Zardari ko arrest kar liya hai GEO lagaO
ye khabar aaye to mujhy b btana..

naukar - sahab aapka kutta to admi jaisa dikhta hai.. kya khilate ho?
sahab - kamine ye kutta nahi h. mera beta h CA kar rha h. abhi exam chal rahe hai..

Aahista se parhna ye ek ganda sms hai ok...














Ek larka hota hai...


























wo keechar main gir jata hai
Aye Haye..
*Ganddaaaaa*

"Pori Raat Jagnay Ka Faida,
Subha Uth Kar Brush Nahi Karna Parta"

Save Ur Tooth Paste,



A Public Message 4rm
HAKEEM MASTANAY

Bagher dant wale... ;->

Do bacho ki ma tesri shadi karna gai chota bacha zor zor sa rona laga ,ma agar aisa roye ga to anida kabhi apni shadi par nahi layon gi..

'mere pyare dost'
CHAND par PAANI mil
gaya hai..!!
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GILLAS
Or
DAARU
lekar aa jao....;-)

Taliban ko srf 1 hi Song pasnd he faraz..
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"AA KHUSHI SE KHUD KUSHI KAR LAIN....!

RAJSATHAN KI LADKIYA CHURMA BNATI HAI. GUJRAT KI LADKIYA DOKLA BNATI HAI. MDRASH KI LADKIYA ITLE BNATI HAI. HARYANA KI LADKIYA CHUTIYA BNATI HAI.