Funny Hindi Wishes and Status Messages - Page 61

Grlfrnd k sath karo ya lover k saath!
room me karo ya gardan me!
din me karo ya raat me!
bed pe karo ya sofe pe!
BETA" PADHAI TO KARNI HI PADEGI"

Hum Tum Pe marte hain Ajma Ke Dekh Lena. Agar Yakeen Na Aaye To X- Ray Kara Ke Dekh Lena.

Ek kutta Raste pe su-su
karta hain
Ek Aadmi Us Su-Su
Pe khada ho jata hain
To Us Aadmi ko Aap
Kya Kahenge?








Su-Par-Man....

Kya Aapke paas ye sab h?
Sulagta Jism
Nashili Aankhen
Kapkapate Honth
Thartharata Badan
Kapkapati Awaz

Agar h

To Aapko swine flu h.

kuchh log haseen yado ki tarah hote hai,jise yaad kar k dil khushh ho jata hai,wo jinko bhulana namumkin hai,app unhi me se ek ka massage padh rahe hai.

INDIA me survey hua ki,how many people wants 2 hav frnshp vd ME?

Only 3% said-YES



0% said-N0



97% said-aji jhuthe sapne mt dikhao Hamari Aisi kismat kaha.

KARTE RAHO




KARTE RAHO




KARTE RAHO



KARTE RAHO







BESHRMO KI TARAH SMS RECEIVE KARTE RAHO,
JAB SHARM AA JAYE TO MSG KAR DENA

Jin:kia hukm ha mere aqa ??

PATHAN:aik shair suna do.

JIN:
hukam karien bakwas nahi
main jin hun FARAZ nhi
PATHAN:wah wah kia shair hai.

B4 U Speak.
(Listen)

B4 U Pray..
(Forgive)

B4 U Quit..
(Try)

B4 U Hate..
(Love)













B4 U Die.
(Apni Property Mere Naam Kar Dena)

Dil te karda ey,
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BANDA
LAA LAY
JUTTI
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Te pa lay BOOT
sardi j boht ho gai ay:-P.

Sardi Ho Gayi Hain?
Haan

Naak Bhi Band Hai?
Haan

Sir Bhi Fat Raha Hai?
Haan Bah Haan!
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To Ye Msg Padna Kya Zaruri Tha.... !!

Last night i had a dream,



I was talking 2 an Angel,




I asked him"why i have a friend like you?"




He replied..
"Sab tery apny gunahon ki saza hai..

TABIYAT THIK NHI THI TANTRIK KO DIKHAYA
TANTRIK BOLA BHOOT KA SAYA HAI,
KISI GHR PAAPI KO SMS KARO THIK HO JAYEGA..

Woh Kaun C cheez hai Jis say Insaan k Saray Gunah Muaf ho Jatay hain?

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N-R-O:-)....

BOY- CHALTE CHALTE YUNHI RUK JATA HOON MAIN
BAITHE BAITHE KAHI KHO JATA HOON MAIN
KYA YEHI PYAR HAI
GIRL- NHI YE KAMZORI HAI SUBAH SHAAM GLUCOSE PIYA KARO.../

COLGATE SE DAANT SAAF KARNE KA,
PEPSODENT SE MAJBOOT KARNE KA,
BABUL SE FRESH KARNE KA,
AGAR PHIR BHI SAAF NA HUYE TO











BINDAS HARPIC USE KARNE KA

DIL KA TAMASHA DEKHA NHI JATA,
TUTTA HUYA SITARA DEKHA NHI JATA,
APNE HISSE K SARE MSG TUJHE DE DOON
MUJHSE KANJUSO KA KHALI INBOX DEKHA NHI JATA.....

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*THE END

U have just watched my new film'TAARE MOBILE PAR'..

Tujhe mhbt krna nhi ata,


mujhe mhbt k siwa kuch nhi ata,

zindagi guzarny k 2 tareeqay hain"GHALIB"

aik tujhe nhi ata,
aik mujhe nhi ata.

,.+""-., ,.-""+.,# good # * morning *,.+""-.,*,.-""+.,dont get shocked actually ulluo ki to subha hi hone wali hai.

Kbhi shikayt na labon pe lainge

hum dosti kuch is tarah nibhaenge

koi tmhari burai hamare samne kar k to dekhe

kasam se hum b uski
"HAN Me HAN" milaenge

Meetha sochoSmart sochoAccha sochoSaccha sochoPyara sochomuje pata hai ye tumhare liye jyada hai, 1 shortcut hai sidhe mere baare me socho.

Arz kiya hai...

Teri palke hai bhigi bhigi

Teri palke hai bhigi bhigi
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chiggy wiggy
chiggy wiggy
chiggy wiggy

kya hua? mujse koi galti ho gai kya?pla mujhe ignore mat karo.plz aisa mat karo.tumhara pyara nahane ka sabun.

Zindgi kitni pyari hogi!

Jab

Aap honge

Hum Honge

aur

Hamare


chote-chote




pyare-pyare




khubsurat se


Shararti se


"SMS HONGE". Ha ha.

Hmari dosti Tb Khtm hogi jb...


1 ghunga 1 behre ko call kar
k btyega ki 1 andhe ne dekha
ki 1 langda bhag rha tha Ghanze
k peeche Baal katne k liye......

Dear People Da "End of the world " Which due in 2012 has been postponed to 2035 due to the inconvinience caused by telangana & AP bandhs. sorry for the inconvin

Naka Naka Dumdum
fursat shaka laka Sumsum SMS
Y African mein likha hai
Dimag pe jor mat dalo

boys'rule-

dhoka milta hai jab pyar me

zindagi me udasi chha jati hai

sochte hai chor denge is duniya ko

kambhakt dusri pasand aa jati hai!

Is message ko aaj mat padhna




rukjao






oye rukja




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