Funny Hindi Wishes and Status Messages - Page 59

Ladkiya 70% beautiful hoti hai.
75%Sweet hoti hai.
85%Naughty hoti hai.
90%Quit hoti hai.
100%pyaari hoti hai.
Kulmilakar
70+75+85+ 90+100=420hoti hai.

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kuch samajh aaya








nahi


tooo ulta kar ke padh




abhi bheee nahi aaya.





sidha nahi aaya tooo
budhu ulta kya

utha kar talvar jab ashwa pe sawar hote ho,baandh ke safa jab tayar hote ho,dekhati,hai duniya chhat par cadh k kehte hai log ki "KAAS HUM RAJPUT HOTE"

Itne begane ho gaye hum K kabhi fursat me bhi hamari yad na ayi Hum to intezar karte rahe apke sms ka Lakin ap ki to miss call bhi na ayi

Gandi Ji bhi chale gaye,
Nehru Ji bhi gujar gaye,
Bhagat Singh bhi nahi rahe,
Meri bhi tabiyat thik nahi rahti pata nahin is Desh ka kya hoga

happy dog day |ye SMS har use insan ko bhejiye jo apki nazar mekutta hai........////
mene to bhej diya . ab mujhe wapas bhej ke
apni kuttapanti mat dikhana...////////

good morning ab necche kya dekh rahe ho aam ka achar

Ek Bihari
So Bimari,
Do Bihari
Maramari,
Teen Bihari
Train Hamri,
Panch Bihari Sarkar Hamari.
Par Ek Marwadi, puri duniya Ko Bhari,
JAI MARWADI..

Always try to send nice messages bcoz jab aapki saansein rukengi to log kahenge -
"Aadmi to kamina tha par msg acche bhejta tha"

Dear god sabko exam me pass karna.fwd this msg to 10 people u will definitely pass and will get more than 70% marks yakin na ho to ignor krke dekh lena.

Aaj Tom & Jerry ki barsi hai. Un ki yaad me please yeh SMS kam se kam kisi 1 "cartoon" ko zaroor forward karein.. Maine apna farz pura kar diya. . . . .

Churi ko kar tu Taiz
itna k har Takbeer sy Pehly ,

Bakra Churi sy khud Poochay
bata meri khata kya hai...

Advance Bakra EiD Mubarak. :-)

A B C D ,TO SABHI KO AATI HOGI ....
AGAR AATI BHI HOGI TO AISI NAHI AATI HOGI ,
A- Aristocrate
B-Bagpiper
C-Cotessa
D-Director special
E-Eight Pm
F-Fum drop
G-God father

BE - ALERT

KOI BHI
KUCH BHI
KHAANEY KO DEY

MAT-KHAANA

IDHAR - UDHAR
NIGAH - RAKHNA
Kyu - K


Kyu-K

CITY-GOVT NE
KUTTA MAAR MOHIM

START KAR DI HAI... :p@@@

Neela sute neeli chunni neela rang kadhai ka,
ek tumhari yaad sataye dooja gam padhai ka.

Ankhon mein shrrafat.


chal mein nazaakat.


dil mein sachai.


phir kyon na bole ap o her lerki



MERA BHAI,MERA BHAI.

Enter code to kiss Katrina's 'LIPS' ***************'code error'U have kissed Jaysuria hips Wash ur mouth try again..

Abey O Egg K Chilke !
Aam Ki Gutthli ! Sarey Hue Bengan !
Ublay Hue
AALOO !
Murghi K
Chooze !
Africa K
Bandar!

Kbi B Kisi Ko Esa Na Bolna Bura Lagta Hai Yar

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Bura Mat Manana.
Muje Bhi Kali hi Mila tha Yaar.

Aap Ki X-Ray Report Aa Gayi Hy
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Ghabrane Ki Baat Nahi Hai
Bus Aap K Andar Ek Keera Hai
Jo Aap Ko Msg Nahi Kerne Deta ;->

A person never smoked, Drank, no Affair, no Girlfriend, No Flirt, when died. Insurance Company refused claim,They Said " Jo Jiya hi nahin mara kaise ?"

Your account has been recharged successfully by rs. 1490.74.
Your account bal is 1601.98!
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haha Chehera To Dekho, Jaise Bandar Ko Kela Mil Gaya!

jab god ne aap ko banay hoga, unhe bada maja aya hoga, surat di bholi bhali, hansi di baccho wali, mizaj diya cool aur dimag gaya bool.

Ye SMS Jaldi Jaldi Parho. . .


HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW
HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW
HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW

Jaldi Parhne Ko Kaha Tha . .

Anta Piyo,
Pepsi Piyo,
Marinda Piyo
Coke Piyo,
Dew Piyo,
Pani Piyo,Piyo Aur Piyo
Kiyun Ke Ab Pampers Sirf 99 Rupai Main

Sabhi jungli janwaro ko suchit kiya jata he ki
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AAP to aise padh rahe ho, jaise suchna aapke liye ho..

2 prove; 1=2
Let x=y
=>x=y
=>2x-x=2y-y
=>2x-2y=x-y
=>2(x-y)=x-y
=>2=1
Saala maths ka itihas hila kar rakh dala.
Bata dena ALBERT EINSTEIN ko uska BAAP aa gaya..

Garib Kon hai?
Jab Ladki 2 rs. me KISS k liye raji ho jaye...
Oor Tumhare pas keval 1 hi rupeeya ho...

pagal hone ka saral tareeka:
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kya baat hai, pagal hone ka itna shok hai ki tareeka dhoond rahe ho..!!

shishi bhari gulab ki, pathar se phod du, tere liye janeman school jaana hi chhod du.