Funny Hindi Wishes and Status Messages - Page 9

Zindgi me maine jitna safar kiya,
us xperience se meri ek baat hmesha yaad rkhna...
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TRAIN kabhi panchar nahi hoti...hehehahaha..

I think
RBI should declare
"Eclairs" as the new
one Rupee
&
"Chlormint" as the
new 50 Paisa
Qki har ek dukandaar
chhutte k jage yahi
deta hai

Kya Pata, main na dekh paun kal ka Suraj,
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Ae Doston
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Ho sakta h kal sara din BARISH ho!
tum log to bas JAAN le lo meri..

washin powder nirma

washin powder nirma

washin powder nirma

dudh si safai nirma se aayi
rangin kapda bhi khil khil jaye
paglo ko kuch bhi bhejo pdte jarur hai. wo bhi sur me????

Dil hai tera dariyaa, Aankhen hain teri Jheel
So my darling … What’s The Big-Deal?

Boy-Apne schol ki sunata hu 1 prem khani
Ek thi topper jo thi percntage ki rani
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Fir
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Fir kya?
Hmne pata li,
Aur
Fail ho gai Maharani

Ultimate lines by a brokn heart: wo mujhse mil kar itna roi ki
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uski naak ka bulbula dekh ke meri hassi nikaly gayi

Wo jo mehboob ki yaad mein jaagte hai tanha raaton ko..
Sirf wo hi bta sakte hai k...
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Kaun se mobile ki battery zyada chaltihai

G:- Ghomne phirne ki shokeen
I:- Innocent
R:- Rone ki machine
L:- Larko ki pocket khali karne wali.

Free ho to Call Karna Aapse ek Salah Leni hai.
"TAJ-MAHAL" Second Hand Lena thik hai..
Ya NAYA Banwaye...

Hum unki chaahat mein itni door nikal aaye hain

K

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Rikshay wala waapsi ka 500 maang raha hai.

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hun ki kra??.

1Glass pani lo
usme Neem ki Patti dalo
2hour K liye rkhdo
Fir 10 min Garam karke Peelo
jab Kanjusi K Keede Mar Jaye
Fir SMS kr dena.

Yr ye kya badtamiji h?
or tumhari himmat kaise hui k tum mere bare me sab ko ye btao k













I'm so sweet,
I'm so cute,
I'm so nice,
Agr muje nazar lag gyi to?

Finally we broke up:(
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Books
bohat ho gya tha yaar hamare
bech
understanding he
nahi thi...

Dunia ke best maa to har bete k paas hoti hai. lakin pata nai dunia ke har best 'BIBI'dusro k paas he kyo hoti hai

Ladkiyon ko patane k 3 tareekey..
1)
2)
3)
Jaldi likh kar bhejo,
Mai abhi tak single hu.

Talwar Ka Zakham Dawa Se Theek Ho Jata Hy
Mgr
Zuban Ka Zakham Kisi Dawa Se Theek Nai Hota
Sirf
Kissing se Theek Hota Hy
Hakeem
Imran Hashmi

Aadat aur adaa mein kya fark hai...
Road ke nal se pani pina: Garib piye toh aadat, Ameer piye toh adaa.
Ab SMS ko he le lo, hum bheje toh aadat, aap bheje toh adaa.

Boys n girls 1st meeting mein kya sochte hain-
girl:kitna seedha h..!
boy:kya maal h..!
girl:nice behaviour..!
boy:kash pat jaye..!
girl: dresing zabardast h..!
boy: skirt, top mein or hot lagegi..!
girl:agr razi ho gya toh isi se shadi krungi..!
boy:bs 1 bar han krde muje konsi shadi krni h..:-)

Boy: I Love U
Girl: But I Love Someone
Else,
Boy: Okay!
No Problem,
Ur happiness Is More Important For Me
Than Ur Love. . . :/
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MORAL: Jahan Aur Kuch Nhi Kr Skte
Wahan Dialogue To Acche
Bolne Chahiye ! ! !

D Smallest Leave Appliction By A KG Boy:
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Dr Sir,
Me Aaj Nai Aaunga! :'(
Nai Aaunga :'(
Nai Aaunga :'(
Thank U... bas nhi aaunga...!!:'(

2 Boyz talking:
Aaj ki larkiyan: Khudaa bachaye humein in
haseeno say Dil Nasheeno say Maha jabino
say
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Magar in ko kon bachaye hum kamino
say.

Dhadkan ruk gai meri....
ye Sunn kar:-
Jab Light gayi, aur kaam wali Ne kaha...,
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"what the hell is this;)
U Dont have Invertor:

aagar ijazat ho tu khuch Arz krun?

Aagr khail chukay ho tu dil wapis kr do

Tere DiL ne Sarkari Daftar Bana Diya H MERE Dil Ko

Na TO Koi Kaam Karta hai Na HI Koi Baat Sunta Hai

Kisne kaha tha... Rockstar me chillaa chillaa ke gaane ko?
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Chali gayi na awaaz Barfi mein ! ;)

Dard bhara thought hai gaur farmaiyegaa...

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Ladki ki hasi...

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aur

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kutte ki khaamoshi par kabhi bharosa nai karna

Ram ji kehte h-

chandni chand se hoti h sitaro se nahi

mahobat 1 se hoti h hazaro se nahi...

Aur

krishna ji kehte h-

chadni chand se hogi to sitaro ka kya hoga,

mohobat 1 se hogi to hazaro ka kya hoga....

to bolo jai shree krishna.

Kahte he agar dil se ankh band karo
to life me jis ko pyar kiya uski tasveer dikhti h..
So maine bhi try kiya
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Slide show start ho gaya

Give smile 2 atleast 1 unknown person while walking on road
So dat
He'll think whole day
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Ye kon tha bey?

50% Boys Ka Common Sense Bilkul Zero Hota Hai, Kese ? Gents Toilet Me Likh Kr Ayege Soni I Love U Ab Kya Soni Waha Pdne Jaygi?