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Earth ki andar samundar. Samundar me water me water me fish tere girl friend ko mera 100000 kiss. Kaisa laga ? Yad rakhna kal fir karungga.

Tue, Jan 11, 2011

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Girl:
aisa khat likh sajna, meri umria beet jaye padte padte...

Boy:f.%i.oi>xE'l1+:e y#a#"e!%>;?##x -uy ?w ?w 'ee(p+>i*

Sat, Jan 08, 2011

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Jis kisi bhag kar shadi karni ho unke liye calender BABA ne 2011 me 1 sabse achcha mahurat nikala hai..

9-2-11

isiliye sab premi 9-2-11 ko 9 2 11 ho jana.

sushant mhabadi

Sat, Jan 08, 2011

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Humne Apko Chaha-
STAR PLUS Ki Trah,

Humne Apko Dekha-
SONY TV Ki Trah,

Humne Apko Suna-
ZEE NEWS Ki Trah,

Aapne Hume Bhula Diya
DOORDARSHAN K trah?:(

Fri, Jan 07, 2011

7

2010 Me jo Paap kiya H Usko Bhugto..
2011 Me..
26 jan-Sunday
16 Mar-sun/Holi
1 May-Sunday
15 Aug-Sunday
2 oct-sunday
17 ovt-Sun/Dasera
5 Nov-Sun/Diwali
25 Dec-sunday

Wed, Jan 05, 2011

9

NEW TOTKA:
Agr Koi Apko Sms Ya Miscalls De Kar Tang Kar Raha Hai
To..

Uska Numbr Kisi B Website Par Larki k Naam se Likh De Or Maza Dekhe

Sat, Jan 08, 2011

7

Some say:
"Whisky is Risky"
Some say:
"Whisky bina Zindagi Miss ki"

But I say:
"Rum, Bear ya ho Whisky,
Koi Nahi Girlfrnd se Zayada Risky..

Sat, Jan 08, 2011

8

NAMASKAR !
Ye FEMALE-MLE janch seva hai,
Agar aap Nari hai to 1 sms kare,
Purush hai to 4 sms kare aur agar confused hai to sms na kare hum samajh jayenge..!!

Sun, Jan 16, 2011

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Which line is used very often when we are with frndzz?
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oye sab chup ho jao, koi bhi gaali nahi dega , ghar se phone hai...

anandaroop banerji

Sun, Jan 16, 2011

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Ek tota car se takaraya or behosh ho gaya car wale ne useuthaya ghar lejakar pinjare me rakh diya hosh aane par tota bola"aaila" jail ! car wala mar gaya kya

Mon, Jan 10, 2011

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Lo ji ladkiyo ne fir Rona dhona shuru kr diya h,
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Kehte h ki..
New Year manayigi to sirf *SONU* k sath warna ye din hi khatam kro.

swatantra saxena

Sat, Jan 08, 2011

7

CHAND pe likh du naam AAPKA aisa jee chahta hai.
LEKIN.
Ek to humara haath wahan tak nhi jata h Dusra,ye khyaal hamesha DOPEHAR me hi ata h

Mon, Jan 10, 2011

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INVITATION to all my dear Frndz
4 a NEW YEAR party
On 31th Dec 2010
At-
67th Floor,
Suit no.25,
Burj-E-Khaleefa, DUBAI.
Koi Bahana Nahi Chalega..(no gift pls)

Mon, Jan 10, 2011

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Choroh Kal Ki Batein
Kal Ki Baat Poorani
Naye Daur Me Mil Ke Dekho
Sheela Ki Jawani
Hum Hindustani
Hum Hindustani...

Tue, Jan 18, 2011

11

Paper chahiye 500 me???
reply now

Hamere ghar subah galti se do faink gya newspaper wala

Tue, Jan 18, 2011

13

Dosto ager 2010 me mujse koi ghalti hui ho ya koi baat aapko buri lagi ho

to

to

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Bhad me jao
Mein 2011 me bhi baaz nahi aaon ga.

Tue, Jan 18, 2011

8

Agr Mobile ki battery low ho or aap ko zar0ori call krni ho toh..

phle m0bile charge krlo,
ab Ye SOHAIL enginner thori naa hain jo iss cheez ka bhi totka btaen gii

Tue, Jan 18, 2011

8

Gajini Dekhne K Baad Ye Ehsas Hua Ki Hum B Aamir Khan Se Kuch kum Nhi Hai Hum BiBi Ki Sunte H Samjte H Fir 15 Min Baad Sab Bhul Jate Hai.

Tue, Jan 18, 2011

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Kabhi Kehta Tha Dost Hamara Ek Jaan Bhi Maango To Hazir Hai Aaj Apni GF Ko Jaan Kehta Hai, Aur Maango To Inkaar Karta Hai

Tue, Jan 18, 2011

6

PJ TIME..Beat dis one..Aasmaan ko alvida kaise kaho ge...??...TATA sky...--

Wed, Jan 19, 2011

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Ek aadmi ne apne dono hatho me ghadi pehni aur uski maut ho gai,Kyo? Kyoki, woh DO ghadi ka mehman tha.

Wed, Jan 19, 2011

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Kya apki skin dhool mitti se affect ho rahi hai?to har roj subah lagaiye"ASIAN PAINT"jo dhool ko tikne na de...

Wed, Jan 19, 2011

8

Alibaba or 40 chor the AbAlibaba or 30 Chor ho gye Pucho q?ThinkRecession boss!10 chorKo nikal Diya

Mon, Jan 10, 2011

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In 1975,3 birds wer flyin n suddenly they died.Y?....Coz neeche gabbar singh bolta hai..Aadmi 3 aur goli 6,bahot nainsafi hai dishkyu-dishkyu-dishkyu

Mon, Jan 10, 2011

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Kal Rat Chand N Kha-Tere Dost Tujhe Msg Ni Krta To Tu Use Bhul Q Nai Jata
Maine ghoor Ke Chand ko Dekha or Kaha
"Oye Koi koi dost gareeb B hote He

Wed, Jan 19, 2011

6

1 secret h

Srf hum 2no k bich rhna chahie

Plz kisiko bolna mt

Promise?

INDIA ka Map khridne se

niche SRILANKA ka MAP FREE milta H

Wed, Jan 19, 2011

9

Log kehte hai ki hum pyaar k bina nahi ji sakte..
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Par mera sochna hai ki.......

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Oxygen zyada jaruri hai.

Wed, Jan 19, 2011

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Jante ho bhagwan ne insan ko banate samay uske unglio ke bich me jagah Q chori?
Q ki.
apke jivan me koi ayega, Hath pakdega, Aur bolega-

'Le cigrate pi'.

Wed, Jan 19, 2011

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1 Good News & 1 Bad News..

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Good News- Big Bazar Me 1KG Tamatar K Saath NOKIA N96 Free

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Bad News- 1KG Tamatar Rs. 29,999/- Only

Wed, Jan 19, 2011

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Ab padhai mushkil hi nhi,
na mumkin bhi ho gayi hai...

kyuki ..
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Phele to munni badnaam ho gayi
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Aur ab sheela bhi jawan ho gayi...

Wed, Jan 19, 2011

8

Sunday k din jhakkas nazar ate ho
Wah wah!

Sunday k din jhakkas nazar ate ho,

Aur aao b kyu na sirf isi din to nahate ho
Wah wah!
Wah wah!

Wed, Jan 19, 2011

9

Doctor Or Bhagwan Ko Kbi Naraj Mat Krna QKi Jb Bhagwan Naraj Ho To Wo Dctr K Pas Bej Deta H Or Dctr Jab Naraj Ho To Wo Bhagwan K Pas Bej Deta Hai!

Wed, Jan 19, 2011

9

Reaction of kissing in various countries American girl=kiss me hrd!
Chinese =kiss me soft!
Italian=kiss me slowly!
But indian girl?
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Jaldi karo maa
aajayegi.

Wed, Jan 19, 2011

8

Bhai behen bichadne ka kya hua anjaam?

Dnt say wah wah Plz feel the pain

bhai behen bichadne ka kya hua anjam?

MUNNA bana MBBS aur MUNNI hui badnam.....

Mon, Jan 10, 2011

7

INDIA mein 1 survey hua
ki
How many people want
Me
as Partner?
Only
3% said-YES
1% said-Na
&
96% said

Jhuthe sapne mat dikhao
Hmari
Aisi kismat
Kahan

Mon, Jan 10, 2011

8

Kisi Ldki Ko Chedo

Uska Hath Pkad Lo

Agr Wo Apko Thapad Mar De

To Kaho

Tum Pehle Imtihan Me Pass Ho Gai, Muje Aisi Hi Shrif Ldki Chahiye Thi

Mon, Jan 10, 2011

9

Ankho me ansU aa jate hai phir bhi labo pe hasi rakhni padti hai.. YE haal tab Hi hota hai Jab LAMBE SAFAR me "POTTY" rokni padti hai...

Thu, Jan 20, 2011

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1 Juth Apki Zindgi k 5min Kam kar deta h..

or

1 Muskurahat Apki Zindgi k
10min badha deti h..

Moral:

Haste Haste Juth bolo
To bhi 5min ka Fayda hai..

Mon, Jan 10, 2011

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7 Cheeze Jab Khatam Ho jati
Hai To Bahut Takleef Hoti He
1-PYAR
2-RISHTA
3-SCHOOL LIFE
4-DOSTI
5-PAISE
6-SMS PACK Or
7-TOILET ME PANI.

Mon, Jan 10, 2011

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Kahta hai pal pal tum se,Ho ke dil ye diwana. ,',',', ,',',',', ',',('.')>,',, ,' _/ /_','
Thand Shuru ho gyi hai to roz-roz mat nahana.

Thu, Jan 20, 2011

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70% Ladkiya sundar hoti hai, 75%sweet, 85% shararati, 90% Cute,100% lovly hoti hai. yani ladkiya70+75+ 85+90+100= 420 hoti hai. JAGO DOST JAGO....

Thu, Jan 20, 2011

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Yar Jb apki Lyf Me Mei Importanc Hi Nhi Rhi To Sedhy Se Keh Do K Ab Apko Mri Zrorat Nhi
Mre Jany Ki Khushiya Q Mana Rhe Ho?It Hurts Me

Frm:
2010

Thu, Jan 20, 2011

9

KAASH YE FAASLE NA HOTE..

KAASH YE
DURIYA NA
HOTI..

KAASH HUM
SATH HOTE..

TO..

TO,

TO..

TO..

TO..

YAAR MERE SMS KE PAISE BACH JATE...

Thu, Jan 20, 2011

8

Is Msg Ko Itna 4wd Karein K
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Meri Girlfriend Tak
Pohunch Jaaye...
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Janu...
Tu Ne Sim Change Kar
K Acha Nahi Kiya.
Marja Kutti..

Thu, Jan 20, 2011

9

Agar Nazle Aur Khansi
k Saath Saath Namkeen
Balghum b Aa Raha Ho
Tou Thori Cheeni Kh Le'n
Us Se Aap Ko
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Rabri Ka Maza Aaye Ga

Thu, Jan 20, 2011

8

Balghum Ko Dhoop
Mein Sukha Ker Choti
Choti Goliya Bna K
Chabaya Jaye To...

Big Babbol

Gum Ki Kami Puri Ho
Jati Hy ...

Thu, Jan 20, 2011

7

When I 'CRY' no1 sees my 'TEARS',
When I'm 'WORRIED' no1 sees my 'PAIN',
When I'm 'HAPPY' no1 sees my 'SMILE',
But Saala 'Ek LADKI KE SATH GHUMO TO SARI DUNIYA DEKHTI HAI'........

Tue, Dec 28, 2010

7

Pravachan...
Agni, Vayu, Dharti, Aakash Aur Paani
Yeh Batein Hui Purani
Ab Dekho SHEELA KI JAWANI

Tue, Dec 28, 2010

7

Dil Karta Hai Teri Jheel See Gahri Aankhon Me Doob Jau
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CHAPAAK.....

Tue, Dec 28, 2010

8

Dimaag- Vichaaro Ki Factory!

School- 5 Ghante Ki Jail!

College- Yuvao Ka Bagicha!

Proffesor- Aadhe/Ek Ghante Ka Radio!

Tue, Dec 28, 2010

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