Funny Hindi Quotes - Page 40

Jis larki ko lift de
Wo nakab me b bohat pyari
Lag rahi thi
Us ke nasheli aankhein
Goora badan, Daraz Qad, Lambe ghaney baal
Jab wo boli to pata chla k
HIJRA/KHUSRA hy.

3 log they
Zabardasti Ghar me ghus gae
Aur
Bedroom se use utha k le gaye.
Kisi ne meri ek na suni.
Jate hove keh gae.
“Baki Qistaein de kr apna TV le jana.”

kabhi kabhi mere dilme khayaal aata hai ,
kabhi kabhi mere dilme khayaal aata hai ,
-------main tujhe zorse thappad maarun !!!

Na Jane Kis Baat Pe Tumne Muje Chhod Diya

Tumne to 50 Paise K Liye Bhikhari Ka Dur Tk Pichha Kiya Tha

3+3=8
kasay hua??? bataooo
bataooo bataooo
thora sa brain use karoo........
nahi maloom..
now stop using ur mind.
main bataoon..
"GALTI SE"

kyonki
ye
msg
khtam
hone
me
bahut
time
lagega
ab
tumhe gussa
aa
rha
hoga
ke
ye
msg
maine
q
pda
lekin
tumhe
padne
meitna
time
lga
to
mujhe
ye
msg
likhne
me
kitna
time
laga
hoga,

ye msg
sb
kam
hone
k
badme
pdna
is
msgme
kuch
b
nhi
hai
fir
b
tum
is
msg
ko
pad
rahe
ho
mine
yeh
msg
ase
hi
time
pas
k
liye
likha
tha
or
tumhe
bhej
diya
ab
tum
soch
rhe
ho
kb
ye
msg
khtam
ho
hum
dete
hai
is
msg
ko
pdna
band
kr
do

Old SOng And Remix SOng Me KYa FArq HAi?


"Old Song"
DAncer 6 FuTt LAmbay KapRay PEhan KR NACHTI THi

"REmix SOng"

DAncer Ne 6 Inch K KApray PEhnay H0tay HAin

NEW STYLE OF FLIRTING:
Boy 2 a girl-Aap meri pehli biwi ki tarah lag rahi hai
Girl- Aap ki kitni biwiya he?
Boy- Ek bhi nahi.

Suna Hai Aapki Muskurahat Pe Har Kio Marta Hai.

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Zara Time Nikaal Kar Aana To.

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Ek Chooha Maarna Hai. :-

Press down if you love me..
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Mujhe tujh par pahele hi Shaq tha,
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Saale Gay dur rahena mujhse..

Samay Ki Kami Ke Karan Hum Is Saal
Dashare Ka Chanda Mobile

Se Le Rahe H
.Atah Aap Se
Anurodh Hai,
Ki Turant Is No.
Par101 Ka Bal.Dale

Kya baat hai tussi aaj to
BADE Attractive Beautiful
Cute Decent Intelligent outstanding Ravishing smart Talented person ka msg padh rahe ho.

Kabir Das ne kaha hai k
KAL kre so Aaj kar,
Santa ji ne pucha
Ab muje koi ye bataye Kal karnewale Sandas ko Aaj kaise kre,
kABir DaS ji clean bold.

Kya apko ladkiya pasand h
Kya Ladkiyo ki bate sunna chahte h

Hmesha ladkiyo se ghire rehna chahte h?

To.
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Gol gappe ka thela laga lo.

Apne dosto ko kaise samjhu
apne dosto ko kaise samjhu

-sonu

ki mohabbat msg bhejne se nhi,
balance bhejne se badti hai.

Bade Zalim hai tere Gali k bache
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Kutta peche laga ke kehte hai
Race sanson ki
Race dharkhan ki...

Nark me apne-apne papo k EXAM chal raha tha sab log apne-apne gunah ko papr me likh rahe the ki tabhi Apki awaz I

Supplimentry please.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY
TO U
Tum ko kya laga
tum nahi bataoge
to mujhe pata nai
chalega ki aj
'ANIMALS DAY' hai.

9 va mhina pura hua hai.?
Mubark ho
apna dhyan rakhna?
Is month to apke ghar b khushiya ayegi
Kyoki Is month
DIWALI hai na. Isliye.

Apki personality pr 1 sher
arz kia hai
suraj hamesha chand k sath
rhega
Wah Wah
tu gadha tha gadha hai aur
gadha hi rahega
Wah Wah..

W1y w2y w3y
w4y w5y w6y

Nahi Samajh Aaya
Zara Cell Ulta Karke Dekho
Ha Ha Ha
Jab Sidha Samjh Nahi Aaya
to Ulta Kya Khak Samajh Me Aayega!!

Santa ko exam me ans nahi aata tha to usne ans me
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aise kr diya or likha k skrach karo or ans pao.

I Love u
I Love u.
I Love u.
I Love u.
I Love u ..

OH SHIT..
Oh shit..

RASNA Bolna To bhool hi Gayi...
I Love u RASNA:

One day l went 2 ZOO. So many animals were there.
(>. .<)
“v“
Mouse

(@v@)
( “=“ )
Owl

o(o¿o)o
(!)‘(!)
Monkey

(@¿@)
“(<>)”
aaila ! Tum bhi

)))))
( c ‘o
‘:.,-’
)))))
( c ‘==o
‘:.,-’
)))))
( c ‘===o
‘:.,-’
)))))
( c ‘=======o
‘:.,-’
Naak aesi ho jaye gi agar msg karna chora to.:-)

ALLAH BACHAYE!!
Pagal Biwi Se
Purane TV Se
Dubai Ke Sheikh Se
Naaii Ke Shave Se
Aurat Ki Bewafai Se
Purani Mithai Se
Haram Ki Kamayi Se
Aur,

AAP KI JUDAI SE

aap ko luv ke bere me kuch pata hai..

sochooo ...

are itna bhi nahi pata...



lve ramji ka beta haii...

.–,!”"”"”"”"”"”"!
/ - ,! Yaadein ! !
“-O-’”"”‘”"”O’O”-”
Pura truck Yaadon sé Full karké Bhej Raha hoon ..
Phir kehna mat ki Yaad Nahi karta !!

222 2222 222 22222 222 22222 22 222 222

kya hua...confused??

Arey...its Tata DOKOMO tune!!

Neend aati hai to khaab aata hai
khawab mein ek ladki aati hai,
ladki ke piche uska baap aata hai
phir na neend aati hai na khaab aata hai.

Tu kuta
Tu kuta
Tu kuta
Tu kuta
Tu kuta
Tu kuta
Tu kuta
Tu kuta..
;-
Me 1 bar phir kehta hun..
Tu kuta
Rakh ley..
Aj kal,Choriyan bohat ho rahi hein:-;

Larki ko propose karnay ka sharifana tariqa:
Main tumhare sath HAJJ karna chahta hoon..! :

What Is The
Total Of 1+1?
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Sharam Kro
Is Ka Jawab B Msg Me Dhond Rahi Ho
Naam Dubo Dia SCHOOL Ka NALAIQ.

Mere mobile main khud kush bomb dhamaka hogya hay
22 SMS moqay par halak hogaye
45 SMS shadeed zakhmi hoye
30 SMS lapata or
8 ne inbox main dam tor diya
APnay SMS k atiyaat isi number par jald behjen
Shukria!

Jaise lohe ko loha kattha hai
sone ko sona kattha hai
heere ko heera kattha hai
zeher ko zeher kattha hai
waise hi ek din
tumhe kutha katega

Jisko dil diya woh Delhi chali gai,
Jisko pyar kiya woh Paris chali gai,
Dil ne kaha khud-khusi kar le,
Plug me ungli dali
to bijli chali gyi

Jab teri yaad aati hai to tasveer dekh leta hu

Jab teri awaz sun ne ka DiL krta hai

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to Kutte ko Patthar mar deta hu

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__/I_I - - - - -I?
L_(o)_I____(o)_I

MENTAL HOSPITAL VAN

Pagalo ko
Uthane ayi he

Tujhe Apni
Dosti ki kasam
BHAG Ja

Wife- Mere Irada Bade nek he
Ap Hazaro me Ek he

Hsbnd-
Dimag k to Hm V Don he
Pehle ye bata ki Ye baki 999 kon h?

Sir se Panv Tk Kapde
Hatho me Daastane
Aur Dupatta Kandho pe
Sardiya(Winter) Ladkiya ko Tamizdaar bna deti h

Apki Khoobsurti se hum b SHARMINDA hain
Khin Bhul se bhi
Kabristan mt chale jana
Wrna Log smjhnge Bhoot abhi jinda h

Kya hua?
Sms factory me hadtal hai?

Ya INBOX kangal hai,

ya fir balance me Tala hai?

Agar nahi to Q bura haal hai, Sms karo tumhari IZZAT ka sawal ha

Ab Aap Is SMS K Zariye Apne Mobile Per STAR PLUS Bilkul Free Dekh Sakte He
Woh B24Hours
Neeche Dekhiye

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Hai Na Star Plus

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ABE..OYE..

MOBILE FEK DE

VARNA HAATH MEIN FAT JAyega

Doston main sab se Behtreen Dost Woh Hai.
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Jo Recharge Karvane K Baad.
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Call Kar K Puche K Balance Pohncha Ya Nahi...

Dunya Me TOKYO Wo shehar He

Jis Mai koi Bhikari Nai He

But Duniya Mai Ek aisa Bhikari He
Jo Wahan Bi Pahuch Gya He

Samjh Gaye Na.

Face Represents your personality and you words shows your way of thinking.

To agar shakal achi na ho to banda

Baat achi karay.

Hamne Unse Pucha Tha Bewfai Kya Cheez He?
Unhone Kaha Yahi Ruko Hm Abhi Aye
Aur Aaj Tak Nahi Aaye!

Ab Butten Dabane Se Konsa Wo Ajaynge

Kaise Ho Ab?

Theek Ho?

Dard Ho Raha He.?

Pain Killer Tablets Lete Rehna

Ab Ladki Mat Chedna
Varna
Fir Aise Hi Mar Padegi

Kheriyat To hai is TIME mis call di?

Ye msg Sab ko Send Karo
or Dekho Kitne bewaqofo
ka reply Aaty he k Maine Nahi di