Santa & Banta got tired of mobile & decide use pigeons. One day a pigeon reaches Banta without message. Angry Banta calls Santa! Santa: Oye, this was a missed call
A little boy wasn’t getting good marks in school. One day he tapped his teacher on the shoulder and said, "I don’t want to scare you, but my daddy says if I don’t get better grades, somebody is going to get a spanking."
Two snakes sitting in the jungle, Female snake tried to kiss the male snake, Suddenly male snake turned and started singing: "zehar hai ki pyar hai tera chumma !"
Lady her maid: Oh Kanta, I hv reason to suspect that my husband is having an affair with his secretary.
Kanta : I don’t believe it! you r just saying that make me jealous!”
Chinese was in the hospital, Santa went to meet him.
Chinese said: “CHING CHONG CHU CHU” & died.
Santa went to China to know the meaning, it was - IDIOT, REMOVE UR FOOT FROM MY OXYGN PIPE.
Another MOON ? ………..Possible
Another SUN ? …………..Possible
Another SKY ? …………….Possible
Another Friend Like U ? ………Impossible
‘coz GOD can’t make the same MISTAKE twice
sardars were fighting after exam.
Sir: Y r u fighting?
Sardar: This fool left the answer sheet blank,
Sir: So what?
Sardar: Even i did the same thing, now teacher will think that we both copied.
Sardar : I''m very kanjoos, I went honeymoon alone & saved / money.
Sardar : You r nothing I saved all my money, my friend was going & I sent my wife with him.
Saqib enters kitchen and opens the sugar box. Sees inside and closes it.
Wife observes the whole episode. Again he comes and does the same stuff. Wife asks Why are you doing this? Saqib replies: Doctor told to check sugar level regularly.
Teacher : "Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?" Pupil : "The moon".
Teacher : "Why?" Pupil : "The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we don’t need it".
Can u pronounce good english :- read along woof,
roof, loof, shoof, shoof, woof, loof, roof,
poof, woof woof, hoof, woof, roof, shoof.
Test results: U r a good dog. Now stop barking...
Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden. Boy: It''s very kind of you, darling, but I don''t have any worries or troubles. Girl: Well that is because we aren''t married yet.
Sardarji goes to the library and slams the book on the table and complains, "Too many characters no story". Librarian: "So u are the idiot who took the telephone directory"
A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell. Santa doesn’t turns up for four days. Lady calls again, Santa replies: I’m coming daily since days, I press the bell but no one comes out.