Funny Wishes and Status Messages - Page 61

Failure Is Not When
Your GirlFriend Leaves
You

It’s When You
Don’t Try For
Her Sister

2003

1 sms 7 Rs
1 idli 2 Rs

2004

1 sms 5 Rs
1 idli2.5 Rs

2005

1 sms 2 Rs
1 idli 3 Rs

2008

1 sms 0.23 paisa
1 idli 5 Rs

2009

700 sms 7 Rs
1 idli 7 Rs
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2015

No idli
Only sms

There is one word in english that is always pronounced wrong, what is it? Ans: wrong.

gd tcr is d 1 who tells us 2 study hard
but the best tcr is d 1 who stands outside the xam hall nd shout


"haramzadon! Principal aa gya kunjiya chupalo.

4 Years

40 Subjects

400 Practicals

4000 Lectures

40000 Submissions

A Normal Human Being Can’t Do It
Remaining Abnormals Are Called

** DOCTORS **

New style of proposing: Boy: can u pose for a photo??girl: why? Boy: just wanted to show my children how their mom looked in her younger days..!

If u really wanna know the meaning of life…???

then…

then….

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look in the Dictionary…

years ago, people who sacrificed their sleep, family, food, laughter & other joys of life, were called SAINTS !!!

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they are called STUDENTS.....

If A Boy Givs A Luv Letter 2 A Girl, Peple Cal Him “Lofer”

But If A Girl Givs A Letter 2 A Boy Dey Cal It “Offer”

Feel D Difference

1 day God tested me, he erased all my memory & askd do u remember any1 now? I told UR name
God- smiled and said some virus cant be formatted

What iS The OpposiTe Of Nokia . . . . ?
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NoT To WorrY !
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iT’s !
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Yeskia . . . . .

Help a girl wen she is in trouble n she wil surely remember u.. only wen shez again in trouble:-Shakespeare

whn u get dis sms send it to one person u love,
one u hate,one u always thnk of &
one u wish 2 kill..now keep
guessin y i sent it to U.

What is the difference between 100 Rupees note and a 5 Rupee coin?










95 Rupees!!!



MORAL:Dont struggle to be smart always!

Share My Sweetness,
Search My Soul,
Seek My Sweet Heart,
Succeed My Smartness
See My Smile,
So Keep Sending SMS

Fact about women: They can see a hair of a girl on their husband’s coat from 20 meters, but can’t see a pillar from 2 meters while parking a car . . .

definition for Human being:
A creature that cuts trees,makes papers and writes "SAVE TREES" on it..!!! Funny people.....!!!!!!

Chose one biscuit then i’ll tel u k apka lifeprtnr kesa hoga Prince,Rio,Tuc, Gala,Tiger,Super Rite,Chocochip Bistik,Peanut. PRINCE:fashionable RIO:Lazy TUC:Loving GALA:sincere TIGER:Stingy SUPER:Caring RITE:Cool...

Where there's a will, there's a way. And where there's a way, then there's usually a stop sign somewhere along the road..

har taraf padhai ka saaya he,
har papaer me zero nazar aaya he,
hum to yunhi exam dene chale aate hai, of log kehte he sala pura padh k aaya he.

-- FLASh news. Actress ASIN MURDERED in her flat at Mumbai.. For more details.. Watch.. . . . . . "GHAJINI FILM"

KAJOL IS THE TERRORIST & SHE USES SHAHRUKH'S DECENCY &

HONESTY TO HELP HER ASSOCIATES ATTACK THE TWIN TOWERS

(THE 9/11 CASE)..
NOW ENJOY WATCHING THE MONIE- MY NAME IS KHAN!! ;-)

What is the meaning of PyaR
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.The frnds sitting in BAR n say 2 each other P-YAAR

Whoever Says
'Money Can't Buy Happiness'
Is A Fool ...

Money Can Surely Buy Happiness ...

Give Me Some
And
Watch Me Smile... =P ;)

Why women love gold more than men? Because gold has 24 carrot whereas man has only one carrot...

Without u ,life is black and white
Without u ,the world is no hops no light
Without u t can’t go left or right
Without u i lose my sight

Thank u my glasses

A Toilet is like a committee meeting. People come with lot of pressure, sit, create a lot of noise, and ultimately drop the matter.

The human brain is most outstanding thing…….
it functions 24hrs 365 days…..
it functions right from the time u r Born….
until you fall in love

All Tempting & Beautifull Things In Life Are Either. . . .

Illegal

Banned

Fattening

Expensive

Or . . .

Married to Others. . . ;->

Make luv to your Girlfriend on Valentines day
she will give you good news on Mothers day
and u will have childrens on Childrens day
Don’t try this at everyone otherwise
u will have bad news on DEC 1(AIDS DAY)