Funny Shayari Wishes and Status Messages - Page 20

machli jal ki rani hai


jeevan uska pani hai

MUNNI ab purani hai



yaaron ab toh SHEELA KI JAWANI hai

bachpan me nani se sunte the pariyon ki kahani
bachpan me nani se sunte the pariyon ki kahani
or bade hokar hum sun rahe hai
SHEELA KI JAWANI

Salman ne Rajasthan me mara hiran
wah wah

Salman ne Rajasthan me mara hiran
wah wah

Shahrukh darr ke bola kkkkk....kiran...

Hasrath hai sirf tumhe pane ki.

Aur kuch khwahish nahi is Parvane ki.

Shikwa mujhse nahi upar wale se karo,

Kya zarurat thi tumhe "KHUBSOORAT" banane ki.

Students ke dilo ki awaj:
Zindgi ka rukh mod denge

Sari bandise tod denge

Ye semister Jese-Tese nikal jai Next Semister mai to paka record tod denge

Ap ki shan me arj hai:wo apko dur se hi dekh kar hi apna dupatta sambhal leti hai..
hairan hun is bat se ki wo aap ki niyat pahele se hi kaise jan leti hai...

Arz kiya h.

Green green bag me hare hare totey

wah wah..

Green green bag me hare-2 totey..

Hum to subah uth k naha lete h aap to muuh b nhi dhote..

Hum fizao k rukne ka intezar nahi karte
hum hawao k thamne ka intezar nahi karte
jab dil kehta he to kar lete hai SMS
hum kanjuso k sms ka intezar nahi karte.

bhai bahan k bichhadne ka ye hua anjaam,bhai bahan k bichhadne ka ye hua anjaam,dont say waah waah feel the pain plz,k munna bana mbbs aur munni hui badnaam.

Arz hai,
AAP humare dil me baste ho
AAP humare dil mein bste ho,
thik hai dil me baste ho
Thoda side me ho jayo,
sans wali nali me kyu faste ho.

Woh insaan hi kya jo tere hotel ke karche utha na sakay


mein chuka kar saare bill zinda rahoon khuda na kare.

Apne roop par itna ghuroor na kar,
sab 2 din ki masti hai.
Tera husn bhi tab tak qayam hai,
jab tak....
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....FAIR & LOVELY sasti hai!

Kaash tum apne wade nibha jatay..

Kisi tarha mera dil behlla jate...

20 Rs nahi thay tu...

10 Rs wali choti coke hi pila jatay....

Na msg Na phone
Na pic Na tone
aur bane firte ho duniya k Don
jab no. liya tha to kehte the
k roz karenge phone
ab kehte ho Hum Apke He kaun?

Waqat pe Medicine liya karo SOHAIL..............
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Phir Kehte ho:


Dil merey hai.

Dard_e_Disco.

Dard_e_Disco.

Ye na socho tumhe bhool gaye hum,
yaad tumhe din raat krte hai.
Jb bi tumhari yaad aati hai,
"jal tu jalal tu ayi bla ko taal tu"
ka jaap krte hai

Kabhi Kabhi Yunhi Sochta Hon,

Usne Meri Muhabbat Ko Kyon Thukraya.

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Jab K Har Dafa

Maine He Diya Tha Rakshay Ka Kiraya. :-)

Laila se pyar krke majnu ki kismat jaag gayi,
laila se pyar krke majnu ki kismat jaag gyi,
majnu ne itna love letter post kiya ki, laila POSTMAN k sath bhag gai...

Aapki yado ko aasu bnakar piya ka
rnge, Waqt-bewaqt aapko miss kiya karnge, A
apki yaad me mar bhi gaye to kya? Yamraj ke cell se sms krange

EK DUKHI BOY:
Ayee dost baandhle kafan me BOTEL
Kabar me beth kr pia krenge
In LADKIYO se to bewafayi mili
Ab BHUTNIYO se Setting Kia krenge.

Dekho jaani___

"FIRE" ko aag khte hai.
"COBRA" ko naag khte hai.
"GARDEN" ko baag khte hai.

aur

"EXAMS" k phle jo khali ho jae use dimaag khte hai...

Ye chand tare ab Acche Nahi Lagte,
Ye Roz-2 K Bahane Acche Nahi Lagte,
Khuda kare 2O1O me Bane jodi Aapki , Kyuki Ab Aap Kunware Acche Nahi Lagte,,

Saari Rat Guzar Jati Hy
Isi Kashmakash Mein


SOHAIL

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K Kambal Ki Lambai Kon
Si Hy Aur Chaurai Kon
Si Hy ..

Sochta Hon Apna Mobile Kisi Faqeer K Havale Kardon


SOHAIL
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Tere Roz Roz K Purane sMs Mujhse Parhe Nai Jatay:

PAGALPANTI Har Din Ke Baad Sham Hoti Hai Zindgi Aise Hi Tamam Hoti Hai Marte Hai Laila Majnu Ishq Me Aur Fokat Me MUNNI Badnam Hoti Hai!!

Aap dur gye INTEZAR kia..Aap pas aye FEEL kia..Aap ruth gye MNA lia.Aap yaad aye MISS kia.Jb Miss kia to SMS kiya..1 baat btao sb kuch MAINE kia apne kya kia

Dil se aap ka khayal jata nahi.Aapke siva koi yaad aata nahi.Hasrat hai roj dekhu par.Kambakht madari aap ko roj lata nahi !

Apne b kabi kisi se pyar kiya hoga,
uspe khud se b zada etbar kiya hoga,
par toot gya hoga sara etbar us din,
jab apne uski shadi me 101/- ka vyavahar kiya hoga

Shyari by a failed student..
Agar wo kar leti ishq hamse, hamari raato ki neend ud jaati, is bahane raat ko padh lete, kam se kam supplementry to aa jaati.

Lov By Rikshawala
Arz hai
Dil Jla Rha Hu Kismat Azma Rha
Hu
Dil jla rha hu kismat azma rha hu

Khub Ghumaya Us Bewfa Ko Bike P
Islye Aj Riksha Chla Rha Hu.