Hindi Jokes Wishes and Status Messages - Page 23

BOY Sir gandhiji ke sir per baal kyun nahi the TEACHER inteligent aadmi ki nishani he BOY ha tabhi ladkiyo ke itne lambe bal hote hai

'Sindhi ki Dukan Me Likha tha:

Udhaar sirf 80 se 90 saal ki Umar k logon ko Diya Jayga,
Wobhi Unke Maa Baap se Pooch kar,

JAY JHULELAL..

Santa:MBA ka fullform kya hai.?
Banta: tu ek dum ullu hai,
dekhta nhi charo taraf MBA ki dhoom machi hai...!!!
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MBA bole toh-"MAI BHI ANNA"

Dr:Ne 1 Pagal Se Pocha:
Tum Chhat Se Q Latak Rahe Ho?
Pagal:Mai 1 Bulb hun
Dr: Tum Jal Q Nahi Rahe?
Pagal:Bewkuf Yeh INDIA h Light gyi hui h.

JOKEZONE
BV apne shrabi pati ko sudharne k liye black kapde pahen kr ghar k bahr khadi hui
Pati:Tum Kon
BV:Chudail
Pati:Haath mila
Mai teri behen ka pati.

Daadi marte hue :Beta me apna farm,:-):-):-)
6tractor,:-):-):-)
50 janwar :-):-):-
&
22,389,630 cash tumhare naam karti hoon.
Beta: dadi ye sub hay kahan?

dadi:FARMVILLE on
facebook.

GOLU: Tum bheek Q mangte ho kuch kaam kyon nahi karte
Bhikari: Sahab kaam to tabhi karu jab is dhandey se fursat mille

ek pagalkhane me -
doctor- ne ek pagal se pucha, cht se kyu latak raha hai
pagal- kyuki main ek bulb hoon!
doctor- phir jal kyu nahi raha?
pagal- ye India hai ! light gaye hui hai!!!

Ek Aadmi
Dusre Aadmi Se

Ye Bachche Itne
Shararti Kyu Hote He?

Dusra Bola

Jo Cheez Banti
SharaRat Se He Wo
Sharif Kaise Ho sakti

Santa- muje zehar dena
Chemist- pehle Dr. Se lekhwa k lao.
Santa-apni shaadi ka card dikhata h.
Chemist- bus kar bhai rulayega kya,badi bottle du ya chhoti.

Boy After Watching
"Singham"

DAD: Beta Tumhare Result
Ka Kia Hua
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Boy: Kuch Bhi Kerne ka Lekin
Mera Ego Hurt Nahi Kerne ka.

Santa- tu mujhe 3ooo/= de, 2 mahine k bad main tujhe lota dunga.
2 mahine k baad....
Banta- chal apna vada pura kar.
Santa- ye le......
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(___) Ye le Lota...

Wife: Kal Aap Ne Girlfriend K Saath Movie Dekhi..??

Husband: Kya Karein,
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Aaj Kal Ki Movie Biwi Bachon Ya Family Ke Saath Dekhne Laayakh Kaha Hai.;-)

A boy romantically to his girl friend- I can see the whole world in your eyes.
A passersby listens and says- Rajiv chowk pe kitna traffic hai zara dekhna.

4 Rishte Be-naqaab Ho
Jaty Hyn

1- Burhapey Mein Aulaad

2- Museebat Mein Dost

3- Ghurbat Mein Biwi

Aur

4- Sales Na Hoon Tou
Manager ..

Ladka Tum mere sapno me khwabo me jazbato me rahti
ho ladki bhaiya tumko kisi ne bewkoof banaya hai
mai toh haryana mein rahti hoon.

Policeman: tum ne
Beech road pe bus q rok di ???

Pathan: hum sheher me
Naya aya hay mgr
Qanoon nahi torta,
Wo samne dekho likha hy
“bus stop”
Tou hum ne rok dia

Rajiv Gandhi narak me baitha tha achanak hans diya.....!
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Indira gandhi- Kyo hase?
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Rajiv- Sonia se shaadi maine ki..
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Par BHUGAT MANMOHAN SINGH RHA HAI..

professor to a student in classroom.
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"hey" apne baaju wale ko utha....!
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Student-
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"tune sulaya hai to tu hi utha.....":):)

doctor bola-taai tuje aisi dawai dunga ke tu fir se jwaan ho jayegi.Taai boli-na beta aisa julam na karea meri"PENSION" BAND HO JAAGO.

chhora...teri kalam ki syahi khatam hogi k??
chhori ...bawla h k.....likh to rah h yo..!!

chhora .....achha??...ek be apna phone number likh k dikha..

Police:-"Humey pakki Khabar mili hai ki aapke Ghar mein visphotak samagri hai..!!"
Santa~"Sir khabar to ekdum pakki hai par Wo abhi Maikey gayi hai..!!"

NEPALI KE MOBILE MEIN RAT 2 BAJE PHONE AYA....AAP SO TO NAHI RAHE HEIN. NEPALI GUSSE SE.....KAMINO YE JARORI NAHI KI HAR NEPALI CHOWKIDAR HO

Teacher-Agar koi school ke saamne Bomb Rakh deta hai to kya karoge?

Studnt- 1-2 ghante dekhenge
Agr koi le jata h to theek hai Warna Staff Room me rakh denge.

bhikari- ae bhai 1rupaya dede,3din se bhookha hu

santa-3 din se bhookha hai to1rupaye ka kya karega?

b- wajan tolunga kitna ghat gaya hai!!

Dost: Itne udas kyun ho?
Man: Wife se jhagra hoa tha usne kaha ke wo mujh se 30 din bat nahi kare gi
Dost:Tumhe to khush hona chahiye
Man:Aaj akhri din hai.

Doctor ab aap khatre se bahar h phir b ap itne dar kyo rahe ho Marij accident hua tha us par likha tha zindgi rahi toh phir milenge

Santa ne galti se kisi ka 100 ka balance ho gya.
Phr call ki
O yaar mera 100rs wapis kro
Banta:mere pas to 80 aaya hai
Santa: ruk yaar mai 20rs or bhejta hun.

Zarin aur Katrina dono hi 1 jaisi aur gori hai kyu Socho Socho Nahi pata na kyuki dono k naam me Rin aata hai Rin de chauka dene wali safedi

Santa: 1 aurat ko ghurte hue ja raha tha,
Aurat: 'Dekhta kya h ? Teri maa ki umar ki hu'
Santa: To mai b apne baap k liye he dhund raha hu...