Hindi Jokes Wishes and Status Messages - Page 24

CHINTI auto me baithi or 1 pair bahar
rakha. driver-mam pair andar
rakho. CHINTI-nhi,raste me HATHI mile to
LAAT marni hai, kal saala aankh maar k gya
tha...

Bhikari-: Aapke PAdosi Ne Mujhe Pet Bharke KhAnA KhilaYa He.!
Aap Bhi Kuch Khilao?

Santa:Yeh Lo HAjmola.

Aaj ka Lover to his Girlfrnd-
Yu mat khinch tu mujhe apni taraf sanam







Branded T-shirt hai
Phat gyi toh bahut pitegi
Maa kasam.

Girlfriend to Santa: Me tum se tabi shaadi karungi jab tum koi sahsi kaam kar ke dikhaoge.
Funny Santa: Tum se shaadi karne se jyada sahsi kaam aur kya ho sakta hai?

Ek videshi aadmi ek INDIAN se bola: INDIA gareeb desh hai. INDIAN replied: Kutte jitna oil tum log saal bhar me khate ho, utna to hum ek shaniwaar ko SHANIDEV ko chadha dete hain.

BOY- I LOVE YOU DEAR will u marry me??
GIRL- ye to purana hai koi naya style ???







BOY -Apni LAASH ko aag lagane ka MOUKA mere Bete ko degi kya?????????

Santa-Tum Dusaro Se Kyu Kehte Firte Ho Ki Me Murkh Hu?

Banta-Maaf Karna Yaar, Muje Nahi Malum Tha Ki Yeh Baat Gupt Rakhni He

Girl-Plz Send Me Some Good Jokes.
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BOY- Me Padhai Kar Raha Hu...

Aftr 2 min..

GIRL-Kya hua, Aur bhejo n??

ADVOCATE KI Biwi:Aap T.V aur Freez Kab Laoge?
ADVOCATE:Court Me Talak Ka 1Case H
Wo Solve Hote Hi Unka Ghar Ujdega aur T.V Freez Aa Jyega

Teacher To student: tumhare ghar ki chai bahut achhi thi.

Student: Sir, agar Billi ne dudh jootha nahi kiya hota to aur achhi hoti.

Munna: Ye sala College ka fullform kya hota hai?
Circuit: Apun ko malum hai na bhai

C-Come
O-On
L-Lets
L-Love
E-Every
G-Girl
E- Everyday
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HUM TO UDTI CHIDYA
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BHI PAR GIN LETE HEN
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BANTA :
ISMEN KYA MUSHKIL HAI,
2 HI TO HOTE HAI... ...

Boy-I Love u
Girl ne boy se pucha main bhi tumse i love u kahu to kya karoge
Boy- khushi se mar jaaunga
Girl- ja pagle nahi kehti
JEE Le apni zindgi...

Santa-Angrejo ne CHAAND pe PANI aur BARAF ki khoj kar li hai...

Banta-To Hum aey ab sirf DAARU aur namkeen leke jana hai...

Ek Ladka Ladki Hotel mein gaye....
Waiter:- Kya Loge???
Ladki:- Sabjiyo wali Gujiya.
Waiter:- What???
Ladka:- ye Biharan hai, MOMOS mang rahi hai. Kuch shikh le

1 kanjus ki shadi me bar bar Pani pesh kia jara tha

Santa bhukh se behal hokar chilaya, "Bhai,Biryani milegi kya? Pani gale me atak gaya hai".

Santa: Aaj TV pe 30 feet ka saap dikhane wale hai.
Banta: Haa par mai nahi dekh paunga.
Santa: kyu?
Banta: mera TV toh 21 inch ka hi hai.

Girl to Shopkeeper:
Bhaiya Calculator Dihkao..
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Shopkeeper:
CASIO.....???
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Girl:
Main theek hu, Aap sunao... :P

[after marriage]
Santa-oye, bhabi ka kya nam hai?


banta-google kaur!

santa-aisa kyu?

banta-sawal ek oucho jawab 10 milta hai.

Girl:
Jab tumhe meri yaad ati hai to tum kya karte ho..?
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Boy:
Main tumhari favorite icecream kha leta hu aur tum?
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GIRL:
Main GOLD FLAKE pi leti hu..

Santa-agar tumhe 1 lakh mil jaye to kya kroge
Banta-to mai khusi se pagal ho jaunga aur zindgi bhar apna treatment karaunga..

police: madam darwaja kholo apke pati truck k neeeecheee ake papad bn gye he..............

madam: to isme darwaja kholne ki kya jarurat h .......neeche se srkaaaa do unhe...hahah

Worst PJ..
Wo kaunsi cheez hai jo fridge me rakhane ke baad bhi garam rehti hai?
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Kya hua nai pata...
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Ans-garam masala..JSK

Naukar: Apko Mujhpar Bharosa Nahi Hai?

Raman: Sari Chabiyan To Mej Par Hi Rehti Hain.

Naukar: Lekin Unme Se Ek Bhi Locker Ki Nahi Hai.

1 jaat ne apni kharab car k niche kutte ko leta hua dekha.
to kutte ko 1 dum se khicha or kaha "Bahar likad kamin tanne banau Automobile Engineer..."

Grahak: Kmal he 1 gante phle tum is Bakri k 1000 Rupay Mang Rhe the.
Ab Kya Hua 1100Rs kyo mang rhe ho?
Santa:Ye Mera 100Rs Chaba gayi He

pinky- raat ko mujhse milne ghar ki chat par aana.
raju-kyu??
pinky-mujhey tumhey rakhi jo bandni hai

A lucknowiNawab meets GOLU
Nawab:Janab kya main apko ek takleef de sakta hoon?
GOLU:O kutty hath to laga,
daikh tujhy zalel kese karta ho

WIFE-Q G roz subah mere chere pe pani kyo dalte ho?

Hubby-Tumhare pita ne kaha tha meri beti phool k tarah hai isse murzhne mat

dena isliy...

Adhikari-Mantriji,Baadh Ka Pani Khatre K Nishan Ko Chhu Rha H,Kya Kare?

Mantri:Khatre K Nishan Ko 3 Feet Or Upar Kar Do