Hindi Jokes Wishes and Status Messages - Page 4

Teacher: Tum log roj 8 ghante soya karo.

SANTA : Impossible Sir! College sirf 6 ghante ke liye hota hai!

Sharma: Yaar mere Baal bhot Gir Rahe hain.
Varma: par kaise ?
Sharma: Tension Se.
Varma: kis baat ki Tension?
Sharma: Baal girne ki.

Santa:Roz mere sapne me 1 ladki scooter le k ati he,aaj nehi ayi.
Banta:Scoter Punchar ho gaya hoga

Ek ladka bhagte hue ek ladki ke pas gaya

aur

bola

"mai tumse dosti karna chahta hu",

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Ladki boli : "to hamari dushmani kab thi BHAAIIIYYAA"

Teacher : Jis aadmi k dono haath na ho

usey Hindi aur English me kya kahenge.?

Santa: Hindi me THAKUR

aur

English me HANDS FREE.!

ladkiwale-hame aisa ladka chaiye jo kuch khata pita nahi ho.
pandit-aisa ladka to ICU me milega

santa to banta:
agr tumhe tabele me bhense gin ni ho to kaise ginoge???

banta:very simple,



unke singh ginke use 2 se divide kar dunga.

2 Ladkia Aapas Me Lad Rahi Thi

To Pas Me Se 1 sharabi Guzra.

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1st Girl: Ye shrabi Tera Bf

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2nd: Ni Tera BF

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1st: Tera

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2nd: Tera

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Sharabi: Mai Ruku Ya Jau?

Sishya: Guruji

wife,

biwi,

patni,

shrimati,

aurat,

ardhangini,

gharwali

in sab me kya antar he?

Guru: Vats,

itna mat socho.

Musibat ek, nam anek !

Judge: Tumse is Baar koi Narmi Nahi Barti jayegi, Chor: kuch to Reham karo mai Apka Pakka Grahak hu.

Nirmal baba akhirkar dukhi hokar shiv ji k pas gaye

bole sare bhakt piche pade h,

shiv-beta kbhi jail gye ho.

Baba-nhi.

Shiv ji-jail hokar aao.

Kripa aani suru ho jayegi...

Agar 25 rupaya me PAAV BHAJI milta hai to 100 rupaya me kya milega..


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Santa- Poori BHAJI..

Exam ka examiner bahut strict tha

aur

paper hard tha

cheating nahi karne de raha tha.

1st bencher ne chit likh kar examiner ko di.

Examiner chup chap ja ke apni chair pe beth gaya.

2nd bencher pehle se:- yaar tune kya likha ?

1st bencher ne kaha - “SIR ,

Peechhe se aapki pant phati huihai .

Dukaandar:Aap Ye PEN Le Jaiye Khub Chalega


SANTA:Mujhe Chalnewala Nahi Likhnewala PEN chahiye.

Pati = Tere Baap ki Ungli karne ki aadat gayi nahi ? :@

Biwi = Kyu ,

ab kya hua ? :o

Pati = Aaj phir se pooch rahe the...

"Meri beti se shaadi karke khush ho na"

Bnta:Tumhare biwi ne tumhe naya kon sa kaam sikhaya he?

Snta:Bartan Manjne ka,Dinbhar yhe krta hu.

Amul ghee ki Ad. ke liye Rajpal Yadav ko sign karne gaye...

Rajpal:- isme to Sunny Deol ko lena chahiye

Director:- wo toh hain he ..!

Rajpal:- to mujhe kyun?

Director:- nakli ghee ka asar dikhane k liye!

Tumhe Biwi pasand hay Ya Sharaab
Santa: Sharab
Banta: Q?
Santa: Jab biwi marte hay to Shrab se kuch mahsus nhi hota

Mum.Studnt:Exam thik tha
UP st:Exam badhiya tha
Delhi st:Exam ko mar goli,bagalwali ladki pat gayi..

Girl : Kya Aapne Meri Judwa Behan ko kahi dekha hai?

Santa : Nahi Abhi tak to nahi dekha,Ha!par wo kis ke jaisi dikhti hai?

Dipu-Tum mere paise kab tak lauta doge?
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P@ppu-Mujse kyo punChhte ho?
Me kya jyotishi hun...

Girl-Aajtak Tumne Kiss Nhi Kiya,Kiss Karona
Santa-Nhi
Girl-Q Nahi?
Santa-Baoji ne Kaha He Aurato K Muh Nhi Lagana Chahiye..

Ladka: Kaha Ja rahi ho janeman..
LADKI: Besaram Tumhare Ghar Me Maa Behan Nahi He Kya?
LADKA: Pata Nahi Aaj Mai To Subah Hi Ghar Se Nikal Gaya

College me student Notice Board ko dekh kar Ro Q rahe the??


Guess..


Are Woha likha tha
EXAM Suru

Doc or MBA mar jate h
Yamraj:
dr. ko 11 or MBA ko 9 saal NARAK ki saja
Doc:muje 2saal jada kyon
YAMRAJ:
ye MBA. Karke nark bhog chuka h

Police:Wada Karo Aage Se Jeb Nhi Katoge

Chor:Mai Wada Karta Hu Ab Aage Se Nhi Pichhe Se Jeb Katunga

Sir: Film Ghajini Dekh k Aapko Kya Sabak Mila ?

After few min



Student: Sabak ye Mila K Ab Ganje Bhi Maang Nikaal Sakte Hai....

Grl:jb b me
tumre pas
ati hu to tum
CHSMA
pehnte ho
By:Dr ne kha h jb SRDARD aye
to chsma pehen lena

Papu 2 Papa- Papa Ye Star Log Jab Mandir Ate hai Tab Kala CHashma Kyu Pehnte hai
Papa- Kahi Bhagwan Unhe pehchan k Autograph na Mangle..!!

Malik-Dekh Bahar suraj nikla ha q nahi
Srvnt-lekin,bhar to andhera hai
M-ja torch jala k dekh