Teacher: Gaali kya hai? Student: Krodh ke smay mukh se nikle ashudh shabdon ka samuh Jinke uchcharan ke paschat Vyakti ke hriday Ko ShantiKa anubhv hota hai.
Maine"Maa"Se Pucha, "Kab Tak Meri Fikar Me is Tarah Raton ko jagti Rahogi?" "Maa"Ne Pyar se Mera Maatha Chooma Aur Kaha: "Jab Tak tu Apni Dusri Maa se Rat ko Phone pe Bat karna nahi Chodega... Moral : MAA SAB JANTI HAI..!! ;)
Jailer: Faasi se pehle kisse miloge? Santa: Biwi Se Jailer: Maa-Baap se nahi Santa: Maa-Baap to agla jnm lete hi mil jyenge biwi ke liye sala phir 25 saal wait karna padega!! :d
Chintu ne bled se grlfrnd ka naam apne haath parlikha Aur 5 min baad jor jor se rone laga, Uska dost: Q ro rha ho? Chintu:Abey,purani wali ka likh dia..
Today,Santa Was Lying On Beach, Amrican:R U Relaxing? Santa:No I M Gopal Singh, Anothr Amrican: R U Relaxing? Santa: No (Shouting) I M Gopal Singh & Left Tht Place In Anger. Then Santa Asks 1 American, R U Relaxing? American:Yes Santa Slaps Him & Says, "Haramkhor Sab Tujhe Dhund h or tu yaha pada h
Dedicated 2 0l Girls: . "Apki kahani humari zubani" . . . . . . . . Apke pas dimag hai, chalta ni alag bat hai. . . Ap smart hai, k0i manta ni hai alag bat hai. . . Ap sareef hai, lagta ni alag bat hai. . . Kaafi izzat hai apki, k0i karta ni alag bat hai.
Ek aurat coma main chali gai . . . Pati murda samjh kr jalane chala .... Raste main arthi khambe se takrane se aurat ko hosh agaya... 1 saal bad aurat sach main mar gai . . .
Sab log RAM RAM SATYA hai bolty ja rahe thy . Lekin .
Height of Kuch Bhi Teacher:Agr 1 aam ki ped pr 10 kele lage h, or un me se 7 amrood tod liye to kitne angur bache? Student:Sir 9 Hathi Teacher:Wah tumhe kaise pata chala? Student:Sir Qki me aaj lunch me gobhi ki sabzi laya hu
Moral of the Story: Roz brush karo warna petrol mehnga ho jayega..!
Girl1:I am in love Girl2:who is he?? Girl3:how does he look? Girl4:wat color? Girl5:how tall is he?? Girl6:wat is he doing? Girl7:who r his frnds? Girl8:total wealth? Aftr full inspection All Girls: Be careful he might be a bad guy Girl1: OK. Same situation Boy1: I am in love ALL Boys: Bhai Party
4 boys on bike... Police:- triple riding is banned aur tum 4 baithe ho?? Boys shocked... . . . look behind.. . . and says:- saalo 5wa kaha gir gya...??