Hindi Jokes Wishes and Status Messages - Page 32

Wife:Samne wale ghar me Miya Biwi k bich kuch fight chal rhi he. Aap 1bar jaiye na


Husbnd:Me 1 do bar gya tha.Shayad ye usi ka natija hai! ;)

BOSS-itne kam kapde pehan K Q Aai Ho?
Aadha Jism Dikh Raha Hai
Girl-Itni Salary Me Yahi Aata He
BOSS -Manager, Ishko 3 Month Tak Salary Mat Dena..

GOLU:
Khudkushi pr Bol rha tha
Khudkushi
Hram hy
Zulm hy
Gunah hy
Buzdili hy
Pagalpun hy
Aisi haram mot marne se behtr he insan apne ap ko Goli mar dy.

SNTA Radio Thik Karwane Gaya..
Mechanic Ne Dekh K Kaha-Ye Thik He Par MAUSAM Kharab H,
Isliye Nhi Chal Rha.!
SANTA-Le 100 Rs. MAUSAM Naya Daal De..

Snta-Yaar lag rha hai mujhe bird flue ho gya he.
Banta -Tuje kaise pata?
Snta-Yaar mera kal se udne ko man kar raha he..

Sante Ne 1 Makkhi Pakdi Or Pankh TodKar Bola: Ud Ja!
Makkhi Nahi Udi!
Santa- Isse PROVE Hua Ki Makkhi K Pankh Tod Do To Wo Behri Ho Jati Hai..

Santa ne pressure cooker kharida;
dusre din wapis kiya;
S'keeper-
Q wapis kiya ?

Santa-
ghar me jawan betiyan he or ye sala sitiya bajata hai . .

Master-2 me se 2 gye to kitne rhe?

Golu-samjh me nhi aya.
Master-Beta tumare pas 2 Roti h,tumne do roti khali,tumare pas kya bacha?
Golu-sabji..

Kirayedar- Malik rat me kamre me chuhe bahot nachate hai.
Malik-Arrey 500 rs kiraya dete ho, itne rupayo me kya SHAKIRA ko nachau fir?

Teacher - un do kings ka naam batao jinhone duniya ke logo ko nayi raah pe chalaya.....

Santa - sir



1.SMO KING



2.DRIN KING.. .

gir;mujhe kyoun dekh rahe ho?
tumari koi behan nahi he kya
boy;hai is liye to dekh raha hoon
girl; koun?
boy ; meri behan ko bhabi cahiye..........

Chor Aya Tijori Pr Lika Tha Todne ki zrurt Nhi Butn Dbao n152 PressKro KhulJyga
Butn Daba Alrm BjaPolice Ai
Chor-Aj Mera InsaniytSe Vishwas uthgya

Punjabi shaadi ki party me DJ ne puchha: Kab tak bajaana hai?

Host: 8-10 peg tak baja lo, uske baad to ye sab generator ki aawaz par bhi naach lenge!

Pati- Meri Nazar Kamzor Ho Gayi Hai, Sochta Hu Chashma Banwa Lu. Patni- Rehne Do! Colony Me Mujhse Sundar Koi Nahi Hai.

Ramu-Inn aalu k parantho mein aalu nazar nahin aa rahe hai
Shyamu-Yaar naam par mat ja
Kashmiri pulav mei kabhi kashmir nazar aata hai kya.?

Medam-kaha se copy ki, kahan h pen?
Boy-jbse tumhe dekha kya copy kya pen
Tere mast-2 do nain mere dil k le gye chain gayab h copy or kho gaye pen

Santa:Y do u prefer prepaid connection over postpaid?
Banta:Prepaid me bahut fayda hai,
isme call k baad bill badhne ki bajaye kam hota hai... ;-)

son-papa mujhe circus dekhna hai chale?
papa-i m busy
son-papa waha 1 ladki chote kapde me sher ki sawari karti hai
papa-chalte hai bahut din ho gae sher dekhe

Ek Andha Police Me Bharti Hone Ke Liye Gaya.
Officer Ne Pucha "Tumhe Hum Kis Liye Rakhe.?"
Andhe Ne Fauran Jawaab Diya "Andha-Dhund Firing Ke Liye."

dad-exam kaisa hua?
son-Q. no 1 chhut gaya. 3 ata nahi tha. 4 karna bhul gaya. 5 nazar nahi aaya.
dad-Q. no 2 ? son-bas wahi galat ho gaya.. (-;

Ek Beggar nE Darwazay Per Dastak Di,
Admi Ne Andr Se Poch Kon?
Faqeer:ALlAh Ka Mehman.
Ye Sun Kr Wo Admi FaqeEr kA Hath Pakr Kr Masjid Le gYa,
or Bola Apko Galti Hui Hai.
ALLAH Ka Ghar yE HaI. .

Snta Mehmaan Se- Thnda Loge Ya Garam.?
Mehmaan-Dono Le Aao..
Snta-Preeto.. Ek GLass Freezer Se, Aur Ek GLass Geezer Se Pani Le Aao..

Santa to bill Gates:
Tusi bade pagal ho!

Gates: Why?

Santa: surname Gates rakha hai. Or business WINDOWS da
karde ho ji.?

Car me baithi 1 Lady ne, 1 bhikhari ko 1 rupya dekar,
Aasirvaad dene ko kaha!

Bhikhari: Car me to baithi ho, ab kya aasmaan me baithogi?

Snta-Ladki ko prapose karne ki sabse safe jagah konsi he?
Bnta-Mandir
S-Mandir kyu?
B-Qki waha ladkiyo k pairo me CHAPPAL nai hoti..

Shadi me Santa bahot der tak kha Rha ta
Bnta-kab tak khaoge
Snta-Mai Khud kha- kha k dukhi hu
per kya karu card me likha tha Dinner 7 to 10 PM

Tony: Boss Maine Galati Nhi Kiya.
Fir B Aap Muje Saza Q De Rahe ho?
Ajit: Idiot,Zamana Pre-Paid Ka Hai
Pahle Saza Bhugato,Baad Me Galti karo..

Saas: beti ab tum mujje apni maa or apne Sasur ko pita hi samjhna,
Tabhi darwaje par ghanti baji,
Bahu ne darwaja khola to pati aaye tha
Saas: Kon aaya hai beti,
Bahu: Maa bhaiya office se aaye hai.

Sharabi: Doctor,Aap meri sharaab chhudva sakte ho. Kya?
Doctor: Haa kyoun nahi.
Sharabi: To police ne meri 20 bottle pakri hai plz chudva do.. (-;

Santa ne chalenge kiya.....
"Ke wo kutubminar ko sar pe rakh k mumbai le jayega"




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