Hindi Jokes Wishes and Status Messages - Page 33

Nark me bahut se log aram se soo rahe the. .
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BHAGWAAN - Ye log to nark ki garmi me bhi aram se so rahe hai. .
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YAMRAAJ -SAALE U.P. se HAI

2 pandito mei ladai ho rhi thi.
Tisre pandit ne aakr pucha kya hua ?
To 1 pandit bola : jb mei lehsun pyaj ni khata to isne mere chiken mei dala Q ?

Ek chote bche ne exam sheet pr POTTYkarke teacher ke hath me thama di...

Teacher- ye kya kia..?

Student- sir apne hi kaha tha ki jo aa rha hai wahi kr de...

Dr. to accident patient:
Jab car ek mahila chala rhi thi to tumhe sadak se dur chalna chahiye tha.
Patient: Kaisi sadak?
Mai to KHET ME LOTA LEKE betha tha. Jai hind

USA: Hamare dog Fotball khelte hai.
JAPAN: Hamare fish dance Karte hai.

CHINA: Hamare Hathi cycle chalate hai.

INDIA: HAMARE GADHE GOVT CHALAATE Hai.;-).

Mulayam singh ek gao me vote mangne gye or 1 budhiya se bole-mata g cycle ka dhyan rkhna
budhiya-Me to tatti ja rahi hu
tu cycle me tala lga de.

SANTA Ki Beti "LAADO"
Bachhpan Se Japan Mei Thi, Wo Plane se India Aai Pr raaste Se Return Ho Gyi
Q ki Board Lga Tha
''Na Aana Is Desh Meri Laado"

Santa: Kal Ek Admi Aurat Ko Peet Raha Tha. Maine Kaha Mard Se Lado.
Banta: Fir?
Santa: Jab Mujhe Hosh Aaya 2 Main Hospital Me Tha

Khan:Darling tumhari Zulfo Se khelne ko Jee Chahta
hai.
SHEELA ne Wig Utari Aur kaha: Lo khelo Per de dena Subah Collage Bhi Jana hai !

1 Bar Class Me 1 Ladki Gana Gane Lagi
* Jara-Jara Touch Me *
Tabhi 1 Ladka Utha Aur
Use Touch Kiya Fir Bola
Le Ab Himmat H To Aage Ga K Dikha..

MAREEZ: Mujhe Ajeeb Si Bimari Ho Gaee Hai,
Jab Biwi Bolti Hai
Toh Mujhe Kuchh Sunai nahi Deta.
Dr. : Yeh BIMARI nahi ALLAH Ki MEHARBANI hai.

Chemist: Is Dawai Se Thik Na Ho 2 Ye Parchi Lekar Fir Aana.
Grahak: Kyo?
Chmst: Mai Ek Baar Fir Doctor Ki Likhai Padhne Ki Koshish Karunga.

Jai : Apni Galfrnd k sath Pahli date pr:

Ye Meri Pehli Date H Darling, Agar Koi Galti Ya Kami Reh Jaye,To Mujhe Chota Bhai Samajh Ke Maaf Kar Dena.

Teacher- TAJ MAHAL kisne banaya tha?

santa- Ji, KARIGAR ne

Santa- Mera matlab hai
Banvaya kisne tha?

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Santa- Ji, THEKEDAAR ne

Mam:-Hanumaan Kiska Chhora tha?
Student:- Jaat Ka
Mam:-Woh Kaise?
STudent:- Uskay Kaam Jaato walay thay Ladai kisiki , Lugai Kisiki , Poonchh apni Phukwa li.

1 Macchar presaan baita tha.2sre ne pucha kya hua?
1st-yaar gajab ho rha h
Chuhedani me chuha,Sabundani me sabun
Mgar macchardani me admi so rha he

Santa: Jaldi se machardani de dijiye mujhe bus pakadni hai
Dukandar: Sorry,
mere pass itni badi machardani nahi hai jisme bus pakdi ja sake.

Bittu Ki Mummy Se Padosan: Janti Ho, Kuch Log Mujhe Meri Beti Ki Saheli Maan Lete Hai.
Bittu: Aunty Kya Apki Beti Abhi Se Apki Umra Ki Lagti hai ?

AADMI KI CAR SE TAKRAKE EK TOTA BEHOSH HO GAYA. AADMI TOTE KO GHAR LE GAYA. CAGE ME RAKHA KHANA DIYA. TOTA JAAG K BOLA:AAILA JAIL! WO CAR DRIVER MAR GAYA KYA

1 day God askd me if u hv 2 choose b/w Luv & Frndshp whum u will choose??

& i just lukd at my frnds nd said-"salo ab to Ladki chunne do"

a boy went to doctor with ingection on his face.

after checking,
doctor said"girl friend ko bolo lipstick ka brand badle lakme se alergy hai:-]..........

Customer-Teri Cow Ki 1 Ankh Kharab Hai, Fir Bhi Tu
25,000 Mang Rha He.
Santa- Tuze Cow Dudh Pine K Liye Leni Hai Ya Nain-Matkkane Ke Liye.

Pathan K Mobile P Raat 2 Baje Phone Aya:
Aap So To Nahi Rahy Thy

Pathan Ghussey Me Bola:


Khabees Ka Bachcha..


Zarori Nahi K


Har Pathan Chowkidaar Ho

Maa Bete Se-Uth Jaa Kmbakhat

Dekh Suraj Kab Ka Nikal aya Hai.

Beta-To Kya Hua Mamma
Wo Sota Bhi To Mujhse Pehle hai.

Golu-mere bete ka credit card chori ho
gya
molu-bank ko bataya
golu-nai
chor mere bete se kam kharch krta hai

Santa-Mujhe pyar karti ho to kal white suit pahan ke aana

Ladki black pahan ke aayi

Santa-Tu jab jhuki to maine dekh liya ki tu mujhe andar se pyar karti hai.

Sonu AXE-EFFECT DEO Laga K Nikla

Uske Pichhe BUDHIYA Padh Gayi

Sonu Ne Company Se Shikayat Ki

Waha Se Reply Aya- Sir Apne Expired Deo Lagaya Hai..

Boy 2 Girl= tumhara naam Kya h?
Girl=Mina
Girl to Boy tumhara?
Boy=kamina
Girl=jhut mat bolo
Boy=Tu 2min pass me baith k dekh le
Tu ye hi bolgi.

Boy:Janu tum ab badal gai ho.
Girl:Why
B:Ab mai tume Kis karta hu to tum ankhe band nai karti
G: Hramkhor pichhli bar band ki thi to purse se100 Rs gayab The.

Once a Parrot took his pregnant wife 2 operation room 4 delivery..
after n hour doctor comes out
Parrot : kya hua ?
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Dr (laughingly) : Popat hua