Hindi Jokes Wishes and Status Messages - Page 31

Snta- Dr. mujhe aisa Lagta he ki mere kaan me koi gunguna raha he..

Dr- Tumhe aisa kab lagta he..?

Santa- Jab mai kaan me walkman sunta hu...

EK KHUBSURAT LADKI SANTA SE MARKET ME TAKRA GAYI
TO BOLI:Oh, I am sorry'..!
SANTA:HI, I am santa singh...
nice to meet
u MISS SORRY..!

Sonu-Tune Uss Ladki K Liye Cigratte Chhodi
Monu-Ha

Sonu-Daru
Monu-Ha

Sönu-To Shadi Q Nahi Ki
Monu-Itna Sudhar Gaya Tha Ki
Uss Se B Achi Mil Gayi..

Santa asks Dr-kya DUDH pine se rang gora hota he?
Dr-yes,isme calcium hota hai.. .
Santa-chal jhute..
Phir bhains ka baccha kala kyu hota hai...?..?

Girl says:
Na dekh Hasino ko Azab Hoga,
Tu B ek din kisi Hasina ka Baap Hoga

Boy says:
Khuda kary teri zuban suchi ho
Muje Papa kehne wali teri hi bachi ho

Boy-Mujhe Acchi Ladki Dila Do..!

GOD-Tu Muslim He To KATRINA..
Hindu He To BIPASHA..
Christain He To GENELIYA..
Bol...Tera Naam?

Boy-Abdul Rambhau Disouza!

Beta : 500 Rs Do na.

Papa : Kya Karega ?

Beta : Mere Sare Friends Ka A/C Hai,
Mai Bhi Khulwaunga.

Papa : Very Good. Kaha Pe ?

Beta : Cigrate Ki Dukan Par.

Snta: mere paas..
gadi he,
bangla he,
bank balance he,sab he..
kya hai tumhare paas?



Banta:
Mere paas un sab ki Duplicate chaavi hai...

BOY:"Mere sath chalo gi?"

GIRL:"Kahan?"


BOY:"Jahan tum khao wahan?"

GIRL:"OK.
9.0 chalte hain?"

BOY: Qasam se
Baji
Yahan tu mazzaq krna bhi azzaab hai...

MOLU:Ghar me aag lag
gayi, aag lag gayi

GOLU:Mujhe kya

MOLU: Bevkoof! Tere
ghar me lagi hai

GOLU: Fir tujhe kya

SONU;
Tum"Aaine Me Ankhen Band Karke
Kya Dekh Rahe Ho_?

MONU;
Mai Ye"Dekhna Chahta Hu Ki
> Mai
Sote Hue"KaiSa Lagata_Hu_?"

Boy prpozes to girl-
Ye Raat,Ye subah,
Ye Hawa,Ye Chand,
Ye Ghatayen,Ye Nadia,
Ye Kinare...

Girl-Saale Prpoze Kar Rahe ho,
Ya Envirnment science padha rahe ho...

Boy Apni Girlfriend Se:-
Yu Mat Kheench Tu Mujhe Apni Taraf Sanam..
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Branded T-Shirt hai..
Phat Gayi to Bahut Pitegi, Maa kasam..!!

During The Match
Batsman LBW Hua..

SANTA:
Log HumE Pagal Samajhte Hain..
Yaha To Sab Pagal Hain..
Lagi Batsman Ko Hai Aur Bowler Cheekh Raha hai..

TANTRIK"Apne
Ek Bhakt Se;
~
Beta"Tum Par Ek
Bhootni Ka Saya
Hai,

BHAKT;
Baba"Mai
Thappad Maar
Dunga

Agar
Meri PATNI"Ke
Baare
Me Kuch Kaha
To

A Boy is sitting in a Park behind a tree wid his GF..

Old man: Bete,
kya ye hamari Sanskriti he..?


Boy: Nahi,
Ye bajuwale ghar ki Pallavi hE...

Memon Ka 1 Rupia Chhat Se Gir Gaya,
Memon Neeche Pohncha To Rupia Nahe Mila

Kion??

Memon Rupiay Se Pehley Pohnch Gaya Tha!

ek Girl Fasi LagaRahi Thi

GOLU Ne Window
Se Dekha,
Socho GOLU Kya
Bola Hoga?

Sirf Latkne Se Height Nhi Badhegi Mumy
Ko Bolo COMPLAN Pilaye...

Santa ko Police Ne Accident Karne Pe
Arrest Kiya..

Judge:Aakhir Ye Accident
Hua Kaise?

Santa:Kyaa Pata Sir,
Me to so Raha Tha....

Girl : Plz Send Me Some Good Jokes.
BOY : Mai Parh Raha Hoon
GIRL : Oh Sorry Dear Continue Ur Studies..
Boy: Darling Yehi To Joke Tha

Santa: Hamare Desh Ki Aausat Mrityu Dar Kya H?
Banta: 100%.
Santa: Kaise?
Banta: Jo Paida Hota H, Wo Mar Hi Jata H.

Larki: Main Kal Tum Se Milne Nahi Aa Sakti.


Larka: Chalo Mai Tumhara Gift Kisi Or
Ko De Deta Hun



Larki: Mera Matlab Tha Kal Nahi Aa Sakti
Abi Kahan Ho Tum?

A pathan said to his friend:
“mujhy smajh nahi aati k log
maheena maheena kaisy nhi nahatay?
Mujhy to 28vein din kharish hona shuru ho jati hai

GOLU Mobile Compny Me Job Lene Gya
1st Hi Swal Ka Jawab Dene P Usko Bhaga Diya Gya
SAWAL-Sabse Mashur Network Konsa H

G:Cartoon Network

GIRL : Suna he is ghar me Bhoot Pret rehte H
GOLU: Pata nahi Mainto 7 saal pehle mar gaya tha

MORAL :
GOLU ko marne k baad bhi akal nahi aayi

santa ne shampoo kharida

santa- iske sath jo gift hai do

shopkeeper- iske sath gift nahi hai

santa- par isme toh likha hai 'dandruff free

3rd Patni-Aapki 1st Wife Kaise Mari
Pati-Zeher Khane Se
Patni-Aur 2nd
Pati-Use Goli Marni Padi
Patni-Q?
Pati-QKi, Wo Zeher Nahi Kha Rahi Thi

Pathan Ne M.A mai 1st Position Li:

Teacher ne pocha: Ab Agay Kya Karne Ka Irada Hai?

Pathan:

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Bachpan Se Shoq Tha
K
CHOWKIDARI Karon.

Santa ne pathan ki beti ka rishta manga,
Pathan ne santa ko bahut mara,
Mar kha ke santa utha,

Kapde jhat ke santa bola,
To phir main inkar samjhu…….

Teacher ne 1 cote bache se pucha tumhare papa ka nam kya hai ?
Child - abhi nam nhi rakha hai . Pyar se papa papa kehta hu.........