Hindi Jokes Wishes and Status Messages - Page 49

Kutta punch Q hilata hai ? . . . nahi pata Ans :- Qki punch me itni takat nahi hoti K wo kute ko hila sake. ha ha ha...

Aik Pathan Cycle Sath Lay Kar Bhaga
Ja Raha Tha
Rastay May Kisi Nay Kaha K
Khan Sahib Chay To Petay Jao
Khan: Agr Itna Time Hota
To Cycle Pay Na baith Jata

Boy: Darling Humare Pyaar k bare me kisi ko mat batana, Girl: Priya ko to zaroor bataungi,kehti thi kon pagal hoga jo tujhse Pyaar krega!

Girl : Main tere pyar me mar gayi, lut gayi, barbaad ho gayi..



Ashiq: Main konsa tere pyar me Ambani ban gaya. .

Teacher-Bacho kasam lo ki daru, cigrate or ladkiyo se dur rahoge or desh ke liye jaan bhi doge.
Boys-De denge! Saali aisi zindagi ka karenge bhi kya?

Samajne ki kosish kro muje tang N kro
Akela chor do
Rat tmhari waja se so nhi ska
Mat khelo mri zindgi se

GOLU hath jor k machar se kh rha tha

Santa: Tumhe pata hai Mere papa ek ungli se 8logo Ko Utha sakte hai
Banta:wow! Wo kaise?
santa: Qki Mere papa Lift Operator hai.

GOLU SCHEME Wali Bottle ka Dhakan

Baar Baar Khol K Dekh Raha Tha

MOLU- Kya Hua?

GOLU-Dhakkan Me Likha Hai "Try Again." :-)

Pappu-dada ji kya aap badaam khate he?
Dadaji-nahi, mere to daant hi nahi hain
Pappu-fir thik hai, ise aap rakhiye, mai school se aakar le lunga..

RAAZ Dr. ne kha he k muje blood pressure he
Jiski vaja se muje hert attack b ho sakta hy
FARAZ-Nhi aa skta.
R-Q.
F-Q..ki Ap Pathar dil he

Santa Haircutting k kitne lete ho?
Banta Barber:- Rs 30
Santa:- Shaving ke?
Banta:- Rs10
Santa:- Shave My Head

PATI-Tum Aisi Roti Nai Paka Sakti
Jesi meri Ammi Pakati Thi
BV-Paka Sakti Hu
Agar Tum B Aisa Aata Goondho
Jesa Tumhare Abbu Goondha Karte The

KanJoos Ashiq
Kr Diya Izhare-Ishq Hamne Mobile par
Lakh Rupaye Ki Baat thi
Do Rupaye Me Hi Ho Gayi

Santa ka bacha-Teri MAA itni moti he
k sab usko TRUCK kehte he

Banta ka bacha: Teri MAA moti nai he
isliye sab log use cycle cycle kehte he

Teacher:- MotorCycle k Kitne Tyers Hote hai?
Smart Santa:- 6 Tyre
Teacher(Gusse se): How?
Santa:- 4 Motor k 2 Cycle k!

Budha 1 Ladki Se Tkrya
Budha:-Sorry
Grl:-Stupid
Tabi 1 Ladka us Se Tkrya
Ladka:-Sorry
Grl:-It's Ok
Budha:-Meri Sorry Ki Speling Glat Thi Kya

Santa: yaar I m Notice a very Impotant thing
Banta:- Wht is dis?
Santa: Jab railways Fatak Bhand hota hai

Tab

Tab

Tain Jarur aati ha

FARAZ to RAAZ Ek sawal ka jawab do..

WO KON C UNGLI HAI JIS MAI HADDI NAHI HOTI???

RAAZ-Pata nahi??
FARAZ-DASTANYE KI.

Mohabbat
ISHQ
Pyar

ye 3 Cheeze Har Tufaan ka Muqabla KR sakti hai
Magar Ek Cheez in Sab Ko Khatam Kar sakti hai
Aur Vo hai
Mummy Ki Chappal.

Teacher Mehnat Karoge
To Kuch Banoge

Sant-Teacher Hamra
Gadha To Itni Mehnat Karta Hai

Magr Wo Ab Tak Kuch Nahi Bana ...;->

Q-Cyclone kise kahte hai

Santa- CyCle Kharidane k Liye Jo Loan Lete ha
use Cyclone kahte hai

RAAZ public toilet gya to Diwar p likha tha

"Dunya Chand p pohnch gai
or Tm yha bethe ho?

RAAZ niche likh aaya "Bs Ye kr k Hm b ja rhe he

life me kabhi serious na hona
tention na lena
always find time 2 laugh
varna log kahenge ghor kalyug aya he aj kal
CARTOON b nahi haste

Mera Us
Shehr-e-Adaawat Mein Basera Hai Faraz…

Jahan Charas To Mil Jaati Hai.

Magar Cheeni Nahi Milti

Bush : Tujhe swimming aati hai.
Lalu : No.
Bush : Tere se kutta acha hai jo swim kar leta hai.
Lalu : Tuje aati hai ?
Bush : Haan
Lalu : Fir tere mai aur kutte mai kya farak hai ?

Akbar: Anarkali tuje kya chahiye?

Taaj ya Takht?

Anarkli:
Jan-e-panah mje na Taaj chahiy aur na hi Takht
bus

kilo chini mil jaye to nwaazish ho ge..

Andhe ke hath me “TORCH”,
Bahare ke hath me “RADIO”,
Gunge ke hath me “MIKE”,
AUR AAP KE HATH ME “MOBILE”
WAH WAH Kya Jamana Aaya hai!!!

Newton ne apple niche girte dekha aur GRAVITY discover ki.

Koi us GADHEY se ye puche k ABEY SAALAY!
25 saal se POTTY karta tha to wo kya UPER JATI THI ?

Santa:Yaar raat
Me Suraj kaha chala
Jata he??

Banta:Suraj kahi nahi jata he
Sirf andhere ki
Wajah se hum use
Dekh nahi paate...

A Policeman to his son- Yeh kya hai itne kam marks??
Aaj se tumhara khelna,T.V.dekhna,ghumna sab band.
son- Yeh lo papa 50Rs. Baat ko yehin khatam karo..