Hindi Jokes Wishes and Status Messages - Page 48

Makan Malik-Mai tumko kiraya dene
k liye aur 3 din ki mohlat deta hu

Std-Theek hai ji,

Main
Diwali
Holi
Or
Chrismas

ke 3 din select karta Hun

SANTA- maine apni biwi ko 12th karwayi
Fir B.Sc,Fir M.Sc,Fir usko job b lagwa di.Ab OR kya karWAU?BANTA- acha sa ladka dekh k shadi b karde

GOLU Ne A.C Lgwaya
MOLU-Apko To Sardi Bahut Lagti He?
GOLU-Oye Mene Ulta Lgwaya He
Garam Hwa Andar Or Thndi Hawa Bahar Jati Hai

Karan Johar ka kamaal to dekho
kuch kuch-luv ur frenz
K3G-Luv ur parents
Kal ho na ho-Luv ur neighbors
KANK-luv others' wife
n nw
DOSTANA-luv d same gendr;-)

Girl-papa,ek ladka mjhe bar bar i love u bol raha h,kya karu? Father-beta usse shadi karle zindagi bhar agar dobara bolde to mera naam badal dena..

A bus fell in a lake,every1 swam across,den sudnly MARWADI JUMPS in searches 4 some1,when askd whom is he searching?
Marwadi: sala conductor change nahidiya@

S: Premika ne aisi maang rakhi k Maine Use chhod diya
B: Lekin uski Mange Kya Thi
S: Shadi Ki

Aaj Maine ek Jaan Bachai,Pucho Kaise?

Ek Bhikhari Ko Maine Pucha
1000 Ka Note Du To Kya Karega?

Wo Bola-Khushi Se Mar Jauga!

To maine use paise nahi diye..!

Patni- Mobile,
Pati- Sim Card,
Dono Mile To Hua Reacharge,
Beta Hua To Incoming,
Beti Hue To Outgoing,
Two in One Hua To Bonus Talktime,
Kuch Nahi Hua To Network Problem.

Texi Wala-Sir Sorry

Mai Meter Chalu Karna Bhul Gaya Tha

Ab Kitna Bhada Lu?

GOLU-Oye Praji Koi Gal Nhi
Maii B Apna Batva Bhul Gaya Hu

munna bhai: amirican rastrapati sala kaha rehta hai....?
circut: dhobigath pe....
munna bhai: dhobigath bole to.....?
circut: bhai englih main usko washington kehte hai....

Bap-Aj tak tumne aisa koi kam nahi kia jisse mera sir uncha ho gaya ho
Beta-yad kar Ke papa ek dafa Maine apke sir k
niche 3takye rakhe the ;)

Neil Armstrong lands on Moon & sees two men !!!!!

Asks them: Who are you ?????

Reply !!!!!
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Deepak Chourasiya with Cameraman Santosh from Aaj Tak !!!!!

PATHAN naqli note lekar shop pr surf lene gaya,

SHOP KEEPER: is mein quaid-e-Azam ki topi nahi hai

PATHAN:topi meili pari hai usi k liye to surf lene aya hon.

santa: uth...uth... bhukamp aa raha h...
banta: soja.. soja.. makaan girega to makaan maalik ka girega, hum to kirayedar hain...

Pathan raat ko Machardani laga kar
so raha tha:

Achanak ek Jugnoo aa nikla.
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Pathan: Lo ye khocha machar humko
Torch le kar dondh raha hai.

1 Admi ne 1 udas pathan se pocha:
Khan sahab ap q udas hai?
Pathan: aj hum ko
N.W.F.P ka Mutlab pata chal gaya
Admi: wo kiya??
Udas Pathan
“NO WOMEN FOR PATHAN”

Bhikari:
ALLAH k nam pr kch de do.

Pathan 100 ka note dikhaty huy bola:
kia tmhary pas 50 hai?

Bhikari:
khushi se g hain
Pathan:
to kocha pehlay wo kharch kr

Banta to Lawyer: What is your fees?


Lawyer: Rs 5000/- for 3 questions.



Banta: Isn't it too high?



Lawyer: Yes, it is. What is your third question?

A Pathan teacher gives dictation test to students,

Last bench students:

We are not able to hear you SIR,


Pathan : "OK I'LL WRITE ON THE BOARD .,..,..,..,!

Santa Ka Darwaza Zor Se Baja.
Wo Ghusse Se Darwaze Pr Gaya Aur Bola:
"Kon Gadhe Ka Bacha Hai?
Bahar Se Aawaz Aai:..
Papa Mai Hu. :-)

Pathan: Mere Mohalley Wale Bohat Kanjoos Hein.

Dost: Kiun?

Pathan: Sab Ne 14 Aug Manai Par Kisi Ne Qurbani Ka Gosht Nahi Bheja;-)

Teacher, gul khan tum class mein topi kiun phan kar aay ho


Gul khan, teacher kisi ko pata na chalay kay mery dimag mein kia chal raha hai...=P;-)

Munnabhai: Circuit ye sonu kaun hai?

Circuit:Bhai mast ladka he bole to A un kanjuso ko Bhi SMS bhejta hai jo ise nahi
Bhejte.

Waiter: Khan sahb, 10 Rs tip to meri insult hy..

Khan: To phir..?

Waiter: 20 Rs to hon..

Khan: Main tumhari double insult nhi kr skta..!!

1 Banda Bus me 1 Molvi ko daikh kr

darty darty pochta hai.

“Movi sab,
Ap
?
?
?
?
?
?
Dam Darood waalay Molvi ho , ya bomb BArood walalay.. ?

Pathan Larki Se: I Love You.

Larki: Tameez Se Baat Karo.


Pathan: "Assalam-o-Alaikum"

I Love You. :-)

1 Pathan Ko Road pe say 100 Rupay Ka note mila
Jis par likha tha,,
.
.
. "Eid Mubarak"

PatHan Ne Note Pocket mein dala or Bola


"khair Mubarak" ;p :

Ek pathan ka school main 7th class main new admision howa .

Teacher.beta batao Allama iqbal koN hain?

Pathan.hum ko kya pata hum to school mai naya hai..

Wife:
Meine
"GADHO" par research ki Hai,

wo apni
"GADHI"
ke siwa kisi aur "GADHI" ko dekhta tak nahi!


HUSBAND:
Issliye to wo

"GADHA