Hindi Jokes Wishes and Status Messages - Page 50

Kid (mobile cell phone par): Madam, mera beta aaj school nahi aaygea?

Madam: Aap kon bol rahe ho?

Funny Kid: Mere papa bol rahe hain.

1.Allaha teri umar lambi karey 2.Allaha tujhy naukri de 3.Allaha tujhy khoush rakhe 4.Allaha tujhy barkat de Yad ho gaya? Aab chal “KATORI” utha aur shuru ho ja.

Gahak: (doodh waly sy)
Tumhari gaay kita doodh deti he
Doodh wala: 5 kilo
Gahak: is main say kitna bech letey ho?
Doodh wala: yehi koi 12 kilo

Boss: Tumhe driver ki job de raha hun. Starting salary Rs.2000/-. Theek hai?

Funny driver: You are great sir! Gaddi START karane ki salary is o.k.......but? ? Gaddi chalane ki salary kitni hai... sir jio?

Bania: Bhagwan, agar tum muje 100 rupe do, to 50 rupe main mandir me dunga.

Thodi dur ja k Bania ko 50 rupye mil gaye.

Funny Bania: Wah Bhagwan, itna bhi bharosa nahi, apne paise pehle hi kat liye...

college ka 1st day...:->
naughty boyzz- what's ur name baby???
Girl- mujhe sab DIDI bulate hain!
Boy- wow!! what a coincident.....mujhe sab JEEJAJI bulate hain..:)

DR. k Clinic k age lambi line lagi thi,
1 aadmi bar-bar line me ghusta tha,
log use piche kr dete the,
Aadmi bola- Lage raho salo, mai bhi clinic nahi kholunga.

Baap: beta, paper kaisa huwa?
Beta: bus pehla sawal choot gia!
Baap: acha! aur baqi?
Beta: teesra mujhe aata nhe tha! chotha mai karna bhool gia! paanchwa mujhe nazar nhe aya! chatta paper ki pichle taraf tha, maine dekha he nhe!
Baap ghusy mai bola: aur dosra?
Beta: bus srf wohi galat hua hai. .

Girl-HUM Kahan Ja Rahay Hain?
Boy-Long Drive Per.
Girl-Wow.. Pehlay Kyun Nahi Bataya.
Boy-Mujhay Bhi Abhi Pata Chala Hay
Girl:Kaisay BoY:Break Nahi lag rahi

MAKKHAN- Tumhari gaadi kaisi condition me hai??
DHAKKAN- Horn k alawa sab cheez aawaz karti hain!! :-|

sharab 1 bimari he jo samaj ko khatam kar deti he.to aao milkar is bimari ko jaldi khatam karde.1 botol tum katam karo 1 botol ham khatam kare.

Gujarati ki wife Gujarati se boli: Aap hazaro me ek hai.

Gujarati ne Ik tappad mara aur bola: Baki 999 kon hain?

Santa-Maine Tumhara No. Kitni Baar Try Kiya
But Tumhara Mobile "SWITCH OFF" Tha
Banta-Abe Wo Meri "HELLO TUNES" Hai

SANTA-Mai aur Meri Wife 20 Saal se Khush the

BANTA-Fir Kya hua?

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BANTA: Batao Na Yaar!

SANTA: Fir Kya!
Ek din Hum mil gaye..

Boy-Agr mai kahu muje tumse Mohabat he
meri yhi chahat he to kya kahogi

Girl-Yhi baat agr tum Balance Bhej k kehty to acha hota

Banta-Mai gali se jab guzarta hu to KUTTE mujhse dar k
bhag jate he

Santa-Apne BOSS se to har koi darta he

Ticket Chacker-Amma Kiraya Pura do
Amma-Mai student hu

TC-Konse school me?
Amma-Wo q batau

TC-Muje apni DAADI ka admission karana hai

Joota chupai ki rasm k wqt dulhay ki 1 sali ne kaha:main to 1100 loongi.
2nd sali boli mai to 2100 loongi.
peche se 1 pathan bola: 2310 lelo, us main FM Bhi hai.

Ek Chuhey Ne Ek Pura Suit Kutr K Kha Liya Magar Wo Fir b Bhukh Se Mar gya

Kyuki

Wo Suit

MaLLika Shearwat
Ka tha...

Ek Dost Dusre Dost Se Pucha,Yaar India Ka Tarakki Q Nehi Hota?1st Dost Reply-Jis Desh Ki Logo ka naam A.K. Dhar,T.K. Kar,Jis Desh Ki Biscuit Ka Naam "PARLE MARIE",Oil Ka Naam "SHALI MAR" Us Desh ki tarakki Keise Hoga?

Chinese Larki KO Dekh Kr Mom Boli,

Beta ye Kya Le Aye hO?


Son: Mom Ap Ne khud hI To Kaha tHa k gHr atay huay cheeni Letay Aana

gadha 4 fit ki rasi se bandha hai bato,

wo 8 fit par padi ghas kaise khayenga?

batao?
haar gaye
bolo har man li?
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gadhe ne bhi maan li thi.

Beggar: Oh sundari, andha hoon, paanch rupya de de
Santa to his wife: De de, De de, tujhe sundari bola hai to har haal main ye andha hai.

Boy:Yar larkion ko “I love you” kehnay ki sub se achi jaga kon si hai? 2 boy:Mazaar 1Boy:woh kion? 2boy:kion k wahan unke paon mein chappal nahin hoti.

Autowala: Sab 30 rupiya hua.

Santa: Ye le 15 rupe.

Autowala: Ye to beymani hai

Santa: Abe beymani kasi, tu b to baet k aya hai, adha tu de.

Macher ne 1 admi ko din main kata, admi ne kaha:”tum to rat main kat’tay hona?” Macher bola,”ghar k halat kharab hain over time ker raha hon.”

1st boy : mujh se panga mat lo apun sher da puttar hai.
2nd boy : yar ek bat to batao. sher ghar aya tha ya aunty jungle gaee thein.

Dost Suicide kernay gayai, Pahala : “Hey Bhagwan mujhey dunia ki saari nafrat de Pareshani de Dukh de!” Dusra dost : “Abe tu maut maang raha hai k Microsoft main Job.”

Bhakt: Bhagwan muje drd de,
Dukh de,
Tension de,
Mujhe barbad kar de,
Mere piche har muskil laga de.

Bhagwan : Abe ek line mein bol na "GIRLFRIEND" chahiye.

girlfriend tells boyfriend in fanaa style tere paiso ko mere purse mein panaah mil jaaye mere ishq mein teri daulat fanaa ho jaaye subhanallah! !!