Hindi Wishes and Status Messages - Page 116

Woh kahte hain ki hamari biwi swarg ki Apsara hai,
hum ne kaha khushnaseeb ho bhai,
hamari to abhi Jinda hai... ha ha ha

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( -.- ) kaisi
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!.__!__!
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( -.- )
(, ) ) thi
!.__!__!
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(''.'') kaisi ho
(,) gayi...
!.!.! without ur
sms!

Mandir main Jaap karta hu,
Man main prabhu ka nam leta hu,
Kahin Insan se Khuda na ban jaun,
isliye tumhe SMS karke
roz ek Paap karta hu!!

Shaktimaan Dusro Se Lad Raha Hai Batman Raat Mein Ghoom Raha hai, Spiderman Diwaron Par Chad Raha hai, Aur Dobberman SMS Padh raha hai

Kya aap...
Close Up
karte hai...?
Kya aap Confidence
se Chalte hai...!
Kya aap Penalty
Bharte hai...!
"MoBile "k
bill se
darte hai...!
To aap
sMs Kyo nahi
karte hai?

Allah ke
naam pe,
maula ke
naam pe,
Tere biwi bacchon ke
naam pe,
Koi mere is msg
padne wale dost ko paise dedo,
yeh mujhe msg
nahi karta.

SMS
BHEJO
WARNA

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C__J YE DEKHA?
HAI NA? PURI 6 KI 6 UTARU KYA BHEJE ME?

Humne
Jab Kabhi
Khushi
Mehsoos ki
har
kadam pe
aapki kami
mehsoos ki
Door
rehkar bhi
aapki dosti
kam na hui
ye baat humne
Dil Se Mehsoos ki

,,*,,*,
# . . # Sendin u
( ._. )
> <
,,*,,*,
# . . # a gr8
( _ )
> <
,,*,,*,
# . . # big kiss...
( ._. )
> <
,,*,,*,
# -.- #
( o ) mwah!
> <

Aap kya jano hum tumhe kitna yaad karte hai,
Harpal tumhari faryad karte hai,
Roz khat likhte hai Cartoon network ko,
Aap ko dikhane ki mang karte hai....

Ajnabi galiyon se hum gujra nahi karte,
Dard-e-dil liya aur diya nahi karte,
Ye dosti ka risha sirf Tum se hai,
warna itne SMS hum kisiko kiya nahi karte...

Junbaan se Naam Lete hi,
Aankhon se aansu Chalak Jaate hai...
Kabhi Hazaro baatein kiya karte the...
Aaj Ek baat ke liye taras Jaate hai...

M-anner
A-dorable
R-oyal
W-onderful
A-djustable
D-asing
I-netlligent
These all features are in only 1 Caste: Yes it''s MARWADI

Swere Twadi Yaad aayite Miss kitta, Dinne Twadi Yaad aayi te hor miss kitta, ratti twadi yaad aayi te fir miss kitta, Jad jan pe ban aayi te SMS kitta

Shehar Ki Gali Mein Paan Ki Dukan, Devdas ne Dekhi Paro Ki Muskan, Devdas ne Khilaya Paro ko Paan, Khake Paan Paro Boli "Shukriya BhaiJaan"

D se dosti, D se Dil, D se Dard, D se dillagi, D se Diwangi par D se itna bhi Dur na ho jana ki S se SMS aur C se Call bhi na kar sako......

Kaash ham SMS hote, Ek Klik mein tumhare paas hote, Bhale tum Hame delete kar dete, par kuch pal ke liye ham tumhare ehsas to hote...!

Na Chhahat Hai Sittaron ki,
Na Tammanna hai Nazarano ki,
Aap Jaisa ek Dost Mila to Kya Jarurat hai HAZARON ki...

ALLAH, aapko
TATA ka status, AMBANI ki daulat, VAJPAYEE ka dhiraj,LADEN ki himmat, BUSH ki taqat, aur BILLGATE ki income de, AMEEN

Dost 1 sahil hai tufan k liye Dost 1 ayina hai armano k liye dost 1 mehfil hai anjano k liye dost 1 kwahish hai aap jaise dost paane k liye

Umid aisi ho jo jeen ko majbur kare,
raah aisi ho jo chalne ko majbur kare,
mahek kum na ho kabhi apni dosti ki,
dosti aisi ho ji milne ko majbur kare...

Chandani ne
Kaha ke tu pyar kar...
Shama ne kaha
aankhen char kar...
Gori ko cheda to
boli muskarakar..
Abhi tu nadaan hai
kuch intezar kar...!

Meri Taraf se APKO 1 "PAPPI"
Aapki Saheli ko 1"PAPPI"
Saheli Ki Saheli ko bhi 1 "PAPPI"
Batau Q?
Aaj Hi mere "Doggy" ne 10 "PAPPI" ko Janam Diya!

Humne Jab Kabhi Khushi Mehsoos ki,
Har Kadam Pe aapki Kami Mehsoos ki,
Door Rehkar bhi Aapki Dosti Kam na hui,
Ye baat humne Dil se Mehsoos ki

Duniya mein 3 chezee kabhi bhi aa sakti hai
..... Paisa ..................
.......Maut............
.........aur.........
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.......aur.......
aur.........
mera SMS

Bahut dur rah kar bhi pass lagte ho,
najaro se door aur rahakar bhi khas lagte ho,
dusro ke diye SMS karte ho,
phir bhi smart lagte ho....

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>==< >==<
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Le ek JHAPPEE
Tere ko diya aab to Has na yaar...

Dosti acchi ho to rang lati hai!
Dosti gehri ho to sabko bhati hai!
Dosti nadan ho to toot jati hai,
Par dosti hamse ho to Itihass ban jati hai...

Tum Haste Raho
ô Haste Raho
ô Haste Raho
ô Haste Raho
Muskarate Raho
Sada Khilkhilate Raho
Khush Raho
Mera Kya hain
Log Tumhe hi
Paagal kahenge!
Ha ha ha!

I wrote, ur name on da sand n it got washed away,
I wrote ur name in da air n it got blown away,
II wrote ur name on my heart n....
I got a HEART
ATTACK!