Hindi Wishes and Status Messages - Page 115

Kya leke aye they,
Kya lekar jaoge,
Mujhe SMS na karke,
Zalim kitne Paise Bachaoge!
Kanjus eke Kanjush....
Kanjus dune Makkhichus...
Makkhichus tina....

Reh reh kar aapki yaad aati hai,
SMS na aane ki wajah satati hai,
Soch raha hu jarur koi gam hai,
ya phir Airtel ne charge shuru kar diya uska gam hai...

Dil ke gumo ko kahna sher hai koi baat nahi,
DIl se chaho kisi ko koi baat nahin,
Arey taqleef to tab hoti hai,
jab koi unhe sun kar jab koi wah wah karta hai!

Ishwar karte Hardin...
Aapki khushiyan..
PETROL ke BHAV ki tarah badhe...
Aur gham
BIPASHA ke KAPDON ke tarah kamm ho!
Have a nice day...

Duniya mein teen hi cheez ek dam popular hai...
,,,
( ",)
<)>
./<.
,,, 
(,")/" apun ka
<)" ishtyle...&
./ >
,,,
(",)/" APUN ka
./)" SMS kya!
./<

Meri Yaad aaye 2 yaad karo,
jyada yaad aaye 2 MSG karo,
aur jyada aaye 2 FONE karo,
aur b jyada aaye 2 MILO,
usse b jyada aaye 2
plz jhoot bolna band karo...

Haal-e-dil kuch is tarah hamara hai,
yaad tumhe din me 100 bar kiya karte hai,
jab na aaye kabhi sms tumhara,
purana sms hi padh liya karte hai...

Hum tere dil me rahenge SMS bankar,
Tere dil pe khilenge ringtone bankar,
kabhi aapne dil se juda na samajhna,
Hum Tere dil ke saath chalenge Roaming Network bankar!

Koi gila shikava na rahe aapse,
arzoo hai ke ek silsila rahe aapse.
Bas is baat ki ummeede hai aapse,
Khafa na hona, agar koi khata ho hamse.

Hum bigadte hai to bhuchal aa jata hai,
Hum machalte hai to toofan machal jata hai,
humko na karo koshish badalne ki, hum badalte hai to
ITIHAS BADAL JATA hai!

Roshi dekar doob jana koi suraj se sikhe,
dil dekar dard lena koi hamse sikhe,
kuch na dekar dil lena koi Unse sikhe,
SMS lekar reply na dena koi aap se sikhe...!

Bas kya yahi tak tha saath hamara,
Intezar hi karte rahe hum tumhara,
Kab hogi is Kambakht mobile mein roshin
aur kab ayenga tera sms!

Mere mobile ka accident ho gaya hai,
aur Dr ne kaha hai ki khoob sare SMS ki
botle chadani padegi,
so Please donate SMS, its URGENT....

Patthar se dosti, jaan ko khatra.
Sardar se dosti, dimag ko khatra.
Daru se dosti, Liver ko khatra.
Hum se dosti, rat be rat SMS ka khatra.

Zindagi Jeene ke bahane bahut hain...
Kis kis ko SMS karun kambhakt is Nacheez ke Deewane bahut hain...!!

Dhaniya Rs. 3
Mirchi Rs. 4
Aaloo Rs. 5
Kaanda Rs 6
Tomato Rs. 10
Palak Rs. 15

ye sab to mahanga
hai
Par SMS to sasta
hai!

Phir karte kyo
nahi?

Aaj kal maan kar
raha hai ki main

tumhe

kabhi bhi mauka
dekh kar
sabke samne
ek
k

ki
kis
kiss
kissa sunau
ramayan ka

Kya kar rahe ho?
Busy ho?
Kitne busy ho?
Thode ho? ki
bahut ho?
Agar thoda
ho to
sms kyo nahi karte ho? aur
agar zyada ho to,
sms kyo padh rahe ho??

Marne par hamein jannat mile na mile,
ye hawa ye fiza mile na mile,
SMS karne ke kasar mat karna MERE dost,
maloom nahi wahan MOBILE mile na mile.

Unse Roj milne ko dil chahta hai,
kuch sunane aur sunane ko dil chahta hai,
Tha kisi ke manane ka andaz aisa ki,
first ruth jane ko dil chahta hai...

ku kata ka ka ku
ku ke ki ki ka ga
ga gi gu kaka ki
ki ki ka
Congratulations!
U have successfully
learnt
the monkey''s language.
Come to Collect ur banana.

Sitam dhane ki had hoti hai,
pas na ane ki - ruth jane ki hadh hoti hai..
Ek SMS to kar de jalim,
paise bachane ki bhi hadh hoti hai..

Sapno se dil lagane ki aadat nahi rahi,
har waqt muskarane ki aadat nahi rahi,
yeh soch ke ki koi manane nahi aayega,
ab hamein ruth jane ki aadat nahi rahi

"(",)/'' Oye Kitthe
<)) HO
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"
(.") pata kinna
<((> mis kitta
./ l. tennu???
INNNNA ,,
,______c'''',)________,
))
./.> SAARA

ati pratapi,ati tejaswi,dayalu,kripalu,jag shiromani, purn narottam,
ati sunder, nirbhik,nidar, parakrami, ______ ji sone ja rahe hai, gud
night

Is duniya me 3 tarah k log hi Khushnasib hote hain,
1- wo jinhe saccha pyar milta hai,
2- Jinhe Accha yaar milta hai,
aur
3- Jinhe mera SMS bar bar milta hai...

God ne tujhe bheja to bheja,
lekin behja to aisa bheja ki behje mein
bheja hi nahi bheja.
Ye mujhe kisi ne bheja, isiliye maine tujhe bheja!

Dostne dosti ke liye dost ko bhula diya,
Kya hua jo kisi aur ke liye aapne hame bhula diya,
hum to vese bhi akele the,
kya hua jo aapne hame ehsas dila diya...

Hey
Bhagwan!
= = =
,***, ('''''''' o '''' o '''')
( c '' ? / /
>-- Jo log mujhe
sms nahi karte
unka mob. kho jaye!

"Ikadani Kairi tikadani kairi, kairi zhokha khay who" - Happy Akshay Tritiya to all of you from all of us.