Hindi Quotes - Page 119

Are o pimpal k bed k sukhe huwe patte me
chupe huwe bhoot k panje ki anguli k tute
nakhun se bahte huwe khun k bimar bicteria.
Tu kaisa hai...

Wat is *sMs*
1 Rasta h Dilki Baat Batane ka
1 Jariya h Apni yad Dilane ka
1 Sathi h Gum ko Bhulane Ka
OR
1 Tarika h Dosti/Rishte Nibhane ka

na hoga kanjus tumsa zamane me, umar guzar gai tumko samjhane me, kabhi 1 sms hi karde o zalim kanjus...lage rehte ho 1 paisa bachane me..

awaz me mithas hai
surat v khas hai
khuda ne bas thoda sa screw dhila chhod diya
warna
item v tu jhakash hai

Gareebi kya hai?
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jab ladki 2 rupaye main kiss dene k liye tayair ho
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aapke pass sirf 1 rupaye he ho

Santa was walking through the forest n he saw snake hanging on the tree.
Santa: Sirf latakne se height ni badti, mummy ko kaho complain pilayen.

Akele ja rhe the jivan k in kathin raston par
pareshan
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Phir ek mod par aap jaisa dost mila



Aur






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Baki ki zindagi bhi satya nash.

Dekho mousam kitna suhana hai...?
Thandi hawa ka bhi zamana hai..?
Ek-Do..? SMS..? Toh...? kardo..? kya balance sasural lekar jana hai.

Teacher:zinda rehnay k lia kia chiz zaroori ha?


Student:
zinda rehnay k liye teri kasam..
Aik mulakaat zaroori ha sanam!!

What will Himesh say to magnify a
picure..?
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Zara Zoom
Zoom... ;->

Dil nay kaha chalo SMS kero
socha”DIL TOU PAGAL HAI”
phir khayal aaya koi baat nahi,Kisko kerna hai
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Wo konsa “Normal” hai.

HAM HAR PAL TERE SAATH RAHE DIN RAAT BASH EK BAAT KAHE KI




NAHA TO LO

ladki: Duniye me sabse acha kon lagta he ?
ladka: tum janu
ladki:Duniye sambse bura kon lagta he ?
ladka:tumara baap

6 flowers 4 u

1:dosti ka
2:Duaon ka
3:khushiyon ka
4:Piyar ka
5: Best life ka
6: Mujhey yamesha YAAD rakhne ka

Mohabbat ko jab log khuda mante hain,
Fir pyar karne vaalon ko kyon bura maante hain,
Jab zamana hi pathar dil hai
Phir pathar se log kyun dua maangte hai...

Tumha pata hai Sharuk Khan ke ghar ka fan slow hai guess
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Guess Kaise.,


Q ke usko HAULE HAULE SE HAWA HAGTI HAI..

Every mans wish . .
Dhoni ne T20 cup jeet kar shirt utari . . . . . . .


Kaash ,
Sania Mirza bhi jaldi se Wimbledon jeete . . . . . .

Aap Ne Mujh Ko Dekha
Phir Aap Mere Peeche Aaye

Aate Gaye
Phir
Phir

Phir
Phir Kya
Mujhe
Athanni Deni Hi Pari

Bachpan k dukh bhi kitne acche the tab to sirf khilaune hi toota karte the ab to ek aansoo bhi rusuva kar jaata hai pahle to dil khol kar roya karte the..............
to be continued

Full form of BOYS:
B: Badmashiyon me sabse aage
O: Owl ki tarh raat me jaage
Y:Yaariya nibhate jaan laga ke
S:Shareef sirf maa baap ke aage

dil se dil ki dua mang kar dekho safalta ko prapt karne ki koshish karke to dekho aggar phir be na aaye yaaken to ek bar dil se us parvat diggar ka naam leke to dekho

bahut kush nasib hain woh jenhe pyar milte hain har safalta ke sidhi ke woh haqdar hote hai phir bhi cheek cheek apne dilo mein kuch na pane ki iqrar karte rehte hain..

Mubarkan hon g mubarkan

balle balle
chak de phatte

aha aha

ooho ooho


duzzz..
duzzz.

bishken....bishken

kiun-k..

aj -asi- tuwano fer msg kr ditta,

Jis pal Khuda ne tumhe banaya hoga,
Hajaaro sal dekha hoga,
Lakho saal nihara hoga,
Aur fir 1 bar jarur socha hoga...Arre YE HAI KYA.

Life Was Lonely,

No One Was There,

I Had No Good Friend,

And When U Came Into My Life,

I Realised That…

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“Akele He Theek Tha Yaar”.. ;-)

Intazar Aik Taveel Intazar..

Na Raat Ka,

Na Din Ka,

Na Subah Ka,

Na Sham Ka,

Na Sepeher Ka,

Na Dopeher Ka,

Na Iss Ka,

Na Uss Ka,

Intazar Hai To Sirf Aur Sirf..

“LIGHT” Ka . . .

Ye pyar bhi ajib cheez hoti hai.

Maa se ho to - MAMTA.
Baap se ho to - KARTAVYA.
Bhai se ho to - DHARM.
Behn se ho to - FARZ.
Aur Biwi se ho to
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Aapki 5 khubian...

1.________
2.________
3.________
4.________
5.________

Agar zindagi may koi acha kaam kia hota
to yeh jaga khali na hoti

subah jaldi uthna , naha dhoke fresh hona, acchi tarah se nashta karlena our fir mere ghar k nichi akar aavaz lagana.. KABADI PAPPER VAALEYEAA...

U'll kill me for dis pj
ek dukhi aadmi ko kya khilana chahiye?
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Ek sukhi bhel

What is 143?

I Love You
No


I wish you
No
I miss you
No

I hate you
No

143 means

ONE HUNDRED & FORTY THREE
Naam Duba Diya School ka

Win!

Ab Rs50 k recharge pe

Rs50000 ka talktime,

100saal ki validity,

Call 0.01paise/min.,

10000000SMS free,

For details,
contact
www.ja apna tower

Y r u not
msging me?

Kya hua balance nahi he kya?

Ok recharge card number bhej raha hoon



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yaha blade se scratch karo!Haha

Sms B Bade Kamal Ki Chiz Hi
20Gadho Ko Sms Karo
10Padte Hi
5Ko Smjh Me Aata Hi
4To Kanjus Hote Hi
1Murga Kismat Se Fasta Hi Jo Rply Karta Hi

EXam’s song by Munna bhai:

“Chanda Mama so Gaye,
Student sarey jage.
Dekho pakdo yaron,
Ghadi ke kaante bhaage.
Ek pariksha khatam,to duji
shuru ho gayi MAAMU.

Ladka:- Khuda kare haseeno ke baap mar jaaye or bahana maut ka ho to hum unke ghar jaaye,

Ladki:- are Ishq aisa mat bol kya pata kal tu bhi kisi haseena ka baap hoga.

Ladka bola ladki sai :- I fall in love, i want to marry with u.

Ladki boli :- sprite ka add dekha hai kya

Tru luv song:
Bazigar o bazigar
Teri mummy ko razi kar
O tune dil mera todamaine
fevicol se jada, mera fevicol ka paise vapas kar !

Bazigar o bazigar

Yeh aankhen hai ya neeli jheel?
Yeh aankhen hai ya neeli jheel?
So? What's the big deal?

Jee karta hai ki teri nili nili aankhon
main dub jaoon
Jee karta hai ki teri nili nili aankhon
main dub jaoon
Splash !

Maine tujhe sau-sau khat likhe,
tune kisi ka bhi jawab nahi diya;
kahin tere dil mein raddi ki tokri to nahi?

aapne mere man se khela
aapne mere tan se khela
aapne mere dhan se khela
well played! well played! well played!!

Ye Sarasar jhoot Hai K 80 or 90, 170, Hote Hain
PaPPU. . . . . .



Kyun K
Akkar Bakkar Bambay Boo. .
80, 90 Pure 100. .

Bary Zalim Hain es Sheher K Log

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Sim Badal k kehtay hain batao hum kon hain?

Agar tum mil jao jamana chood denge hum…
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But 4 god shake don’t met me I don’t want to die .

Goli se ab darr nahi lagta hai FARAZ...
Shart yeh hai k woh disprine ki ho..

Height of
super bindas:

Finishing the exam paper &cuming out of the examination hall & then asking a frnd.

Kaunsa subject tha yaar....

Lips jab lips se
milte hai to kya
hota hai?











Hamesha galat
mat socha karo


Muh band ho jata
hai aur kya?

Suwar ke bachhe!
Ullu ke patthe!
Kutte ke pille!
Gadhe ki aulaad!
Bhains ke bachhde!
Bakri ke memne…
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Sab kitne chhote-chhote, pyare-pyare hote haina.