Hindi Wishes and Status Messages - Page 28

Indians ki khas Aadate
=barish mili bhigna shuru
=barat mili nachna shuru
=Ldki mili linemarna
shuru
Or
=Sms mila nhi k frwd krna shuru.
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Lips r lyk friends. If we say Studying,reading, writing d lips wil nvr join! t if we say party,bunking playing,travling shopping saale fat se jud jate hain!!

Mandir me Pujari Purush hee q hote he??














Socho socho!!



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arey!

Taaki Bhakt Bhagwan par dhyan de saken........

If a student fails in xam
Mom says 3 wrds: padh leta beta
Dad says 3 wrds:ye sudhrega nahi
LOVER says 3 wrds:hw could u?
Frnd also says 3 wrds:
"TU BHI FAIL"

Wah INDIA

Afzal ko Mafi,
Sadhvi ko Fansi,

RSS pr Pratibndh,
SIMI se Anubndh,

Amrnath Yatra par lagan,
HaJ k liye Anudan,

"Wakai Mera Bharat Mahan"

Z@rdari Ka Daura-e-China Khatray Se Khali Nahi

Faraz,

Suna Hai Chinese To Kuttay Bhi Kha Jatay Hen...!:-D

Gadhe Ko Gadhi Se
Pyar Ho Gaya,

Wah Wah..

Gadhe Ko Gadhi Se
Pyar Ho Gaya..







Itna Romantic SMS Padh Kar..

1 Aur Gadha TAYYAR Ho Gaya

Agar Tum Kisi ko Chaho or Usay
Hasil na Kar Sako to...



[' Fittay Moo ']

Balke "Durr Fittay Mu" ]

Lakh Laanat Teri Aashqi Te.

Santa Oxford university me professor tha

Wah wah

Santa Oxford university me professor tha





Niche kya dhund rahe ho?
Joke to upar tha.!

Hamesha Unhi Ke Kareeb Mat Rahiye,
Jo Aapko Khush Rakhte Hai..

Kabhi Unke Bhi Kareeb Rahiye,
Jo Aapke Bina Khush Nahin Reh Sakte !
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Jahan dosti vahan pyar,
Jahan pyar vahan ishq,
Jahan ishq vahan judai,
Jahan judai vahan dard,
Jahan dard vahan jandu balm,
Jandu balm lagao aur chup kar ke so jao…
`

A True Line-
Kisi Ki Madad Karte Waqt Uske Chehre Ki Taraf Mat Dekho..
Kyon ki Uski Jhuki Huee Aankhein Tumhare Dil Me Gurur Na Bhar De !
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Bheega sa lagta hai alam tumhe

Bheegi si lagti hai raat tumhe

Bheega lag raha hai saara jahan tumhe

Abay uth ja neend se pagal “PISHAAB” kardia hai tune.

Chuha bilee se darta hai,Billie kutte se darti hai,Kutta Aadmi se darta hai,Aadmi bibi se darta hai,Aur Bibi Chuhe se darti hai...
BHAGWAN KI BHI MAYA AJIB HAI !!!

Aik baat hamesha yad rakhiye…

Qalam ki ehmiyat Talwar se ziyada hoti hai,

Kyun k…

Talwar se kabi Shalwar mein nara nahi dala ja sakta!

Shukriya…

LoveFlash:
Koi Yaad
Koi Baat
Koi Raaz
Ho Tum

Meri Sans
Meri Soach
Meri Aas
"Ho Tum"

Aankhon K Paas Nahi To Na Sahi

Han Magar Dil K Bohat Paas Ho Tum..

Agar Kisi Ko Kuch Dena Hy To Usay Achha Waqt Do.

BCoz Aap Her Cheez Wapis Le Sakty Ho

Magar Kisi Ko Diya Huwa Achha Waqt Wapis Nahi Le Sktay.

Aaj ki 2 pyari baatein-
1) Kisi ko chahte ho to dil se chaho sirf zubaan se nhi..
&
2) Kisi pe gussa karte ho to sirf zubaan se karo dil se nhi.. :-)

Kya Tum Gareeb Ho?
Reply With

“Yes Or No”

Agar Ameer Ho To 50 Ka Balnce Share Karo.

Agar Gareeb Ho To Ye Message Kisi Äur Ko Forword Käro!
yaar juldi karo girlfriend se baat karni hai.

O meri jaan
Banaras k paan
Dosti ki aan
Pyar ki shaan
Hathi k kaan
Chawal k dhan
Mere butter naan
Maan ya na maan
bt i really
Miss u shaitan

"MOAT" par bhi mujhe yaqen hai "TUM" par bhi Aitebaar hai...


Dekhna hai pehlay kon aata hai "MUJHE" dono ka "INTEZAR" hai.

Har sham kehti hun tumko bhul jaungi,
mgr jab subah hoti hai irada bhul jati hun,
tumhari yaadon se ab abaad meri zindagi hai,
tumhari yaadon me aksar mein sona bhul jati hun...!

Qs-"Gawar" kisko kehte he?
Ans-jo "anguthe" ka istemal karte he

















Waise is waqt Kahi ap to anguthe ka istmal nhi kar rahe ho?

I asked God 2 giv me a frnd who is Smart,
Charming,
Cute,
Lovable,
Intelligent..
N
Adorable!

Den He sent u..!
BS TAB SE MERA BHAGWAN SE VISHWAS UTH GYA..:-)

Ques-Mohabbat ho Jati he Ya karni Padti he
Ans-Ladki Sundar ho or Honda Activa Pe ho to ho jati he
Baddsurat ho or Honda City Pe ho to karni padti hai.;-)

Mosam Barsat Ka,Nasha Sharab Ka,Parda Janab Ka,Aur Rung Gulab Ka,
In Sabse LaJawab Dekho SMS PadneWala MENDAK TALAB KA!trrr..Trrr

@ !
@ !" /(-.-)
@ ! //>
@ ! '/ /'

Ting Tong.

Yad Dilane Aya Hu.

Apke SMS Nhi Aa Rhe

SMS Karo Warna Ghanti Kharab Kr k Bhag Jaunga.

Gandhiji Marne Se Pehle Kya The?.
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No Idea...?



Chal main hi bata deta hu,




Gandhiji Marne Se Pehle 'ZINDA' the !!!

2 rishto se chalti hai ye jindagi.1 khushi 1 gum,2 logo se mehkati hai ye dosti,1 aap or 1 hum.Dekhna or gehra hoga ye rishta,agar sms karte Rahe 1 aap 1 hum.

After hard work from morning 2 evening,.

Dad asks-kitna kamaya?
Wife-kitna bachaya?
Children-kya laaya?

But

only MOM asks- KUCH KHAAYA.

Salute "MAA"..