Hindi Wishes and Status Messages - Page 35

'MSG OF THE DAY'


Aagr Qismat Main Sub Kuch Likh Diya Jata

To
'God'
Insan Ko Dua Mangna Na Sikhatay...!
Duaon main mujhe bhi yaad rakhiye..

3 cheezain jab khatam hojati hain to bohat takleef hoti hai...


1-- Muhabbat


2-- Rishta



3-- Sms Package :-(

Aap sochte honge ki hamari
aur se aanewale sms ka
silsila kab khatam hoga?
Janab, ye to EKTA KAPUR
ke serial jaisa hai...
CHALTE RAHENGE

Shehnaiyaan Bajao

Khushiyaan manaao....

Jhoomo,

Nacho,

Gaao.,


Jashan Manao

Q

K

"Humare SmS Aa Rahe HAIN"

Rani
Kajol
Isha
Aish
Tanu
Shilpa
Sush
Kareena

A ur aapki

Choti behen KATRINA ne advance me aapko
HAPPY RAKHI bola hai

Afridi Ne Ball Ka Thread (Dhaga) Daant Se Kyon Kaata?

Guess?

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Afridi Ne Ye Prove Kar Diya K.

Pakistan Main MOCHI(Cobbler) Ka Kaam Sirf Pathan Kar Sakta Hai. :-)

Teri Gali Main na rakhen gay qadam, aaj ke baad,
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Kyon k KEECHAR bohat ho jati hai Barsaat k Baad.
"Happy MoonSoon"

Buht dino se thi ye asman ki sazish
Aaj poori hoi un ki khuwahish
Bheeg lo apno ko yaad kar k
Mubarak ho aap ko "Naye saal ki pehly barish"

Ap Mujhe Ek Jagha Se Bohat Pyare Lagte Hain?


Bhala Kahan Se?












Door se ;-)

'GOLDEN WORDS'

"Insaan Ka Nuksaan Maal Aur Jaan Ka Chala Jana Nahi,

Insaan Ka Sab Say Bara Nuksaan Kisi Ki Nazar Say Gir Jana Ha.

arz kia hai kay

aap ki shakkal agar gadhay say milti hai
wah wah subhanAllah

aap ki shakkal agar gadhay say mitli hai

to


is main becharay gadhay ki kia ghalti hai??
ha ha ha

Insan ko bolna seekhnay main aik saal lagta hy,

per kon sa lafz kahan bolna hay ye seekhne k liay puri zindagi lag jati hy.

Tum aik besharam aur zaleel insaan ho!

tumhara na to koi character hai na emaan

tum jesay log dunia main dil he tortay hain

Ye film BUDHA GUJAR ka dialogue hai!

KARAY JAOOOOOOOO....
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karay jaoo.
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karay jaoo.
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baysharmoon ke tarah sms receive kartay jaoo
khud kabhi na
karna.....

Aj ka mahan vichar:
kisi ki taraf itani jaldi dosti ka hath na badhao!
kyonki kuch log ......











"Tatty" se akar hanth nahi dhote.

Jane Anjane Mai Agar Hamne Aapka Dil Dukhaya
Kasht Panuchaya, Taqlif Di, Pareshan Kiya,
Aut jo bhi kiya uske liye

Aap se jo bhi ban pade,
wo kar lena
Hum Nahi Sudharenge

PANI & PYAAR me kya fark hota hai...? fark sirf 1 hi hai... insan pani me pade to "BHEEG" JATA HE .. AUR PYAR ME PADE TO "SOOKH" jata hai....

ye pyar karnewale bahut khudgarj hote hai, apne parents ko bhi bhul jate hai keval isliye ki unhe koi sathi mil jaye par unhe nahi pata hota pariwar ka hathi dubara nahi milta

ek admi gana ga raha tha






"behane de mujhe behane de"






aik badmassladka bolta hai



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abe tujh jese kutte ko kaun apni behane dega.......kya samjhe

Zindagi me hamesha 1 baat yaad rakho
kabhi kisi ke dil se mat khelo
kyunki dil 1 hi hota he
agar khelna hi he to KIDNEY se khelo
wo 2 hoti he

Duniya me Kbhi Kisi Achhe Insaan Ko talash mat kro Balki Khud Achhe Ban Jao ho skta H Ki apke Is kam se kisi or Ki talash Khatm ho jaye

LIFE MEANS:-6 frnds,2 bikes bt no petrol.exam nite,6 duffers n no notes.sitting on sea view,6 smokers n only 1 ciggarete!1 girl,6 frnds n all saying "teri bhabhi hai"

Pata he jab tum ghar se nikalte ho
to...

Ladkiyan tumhe hasrat se dekhti hai

Aahen bhrti hai,

or

sochti hai kash !




Hmara b aisa "BHAI" Hota.

Kabir Das ji ne kaha hai.
KAAL KARE SO AAJ KAR...

Santa ne pucha.AB MUJHE KOI YE BATAYE, KAL AANE WALI "POTTY" KO AAJ KAISE KAREIN? :-D :-D

Thandi-Thandi hawa chali mausam hua suhana
Wa wa.



Thandi-Thandi hawa chali mausam hua suhana
BANDAR b msg pad raha h,
EDUCATED hua zamana..
Wa wa..

Dunya bewafa hoskti hai

"TUM NAHI"


Dunya Zalim hoskti hai

"TUM NAHI"


Dunya harjai hoskti hai

"TUM NAHI"


jalebi seedhi hosakti hai

"LEKIN TUM NAHI..:

Jab b mera SMS mile to tali jarur bajana Qki mujhe brahma G ka vardan he ki jo mere sms me tali nhi bajayega vo agle janm me ghar-ghar jakar tali bajayega.

Hitler bhi chala gaya….
Sadam mara gaya……..
Bin laden ka pata nahi…
Tum bhi dikte nahi…….
Lagta hai dharti pe ache din aa gaye..

Agar hum tumhari aankoh k ashu hote toh hum tumhari aakhon s hoker hoto par marna pasand karte,agar tum humari aakhon k ashu hote toh tumhari kasam hum kabhi na rote

raja ko rani se pyar hota hai to tare kyo tilmilate hai kyonki bad me lion aur sher jese nishachar janavar hi peda hote hai