Hindi Wishes and Status Messages - Page 41

yaad aata hai jab wo rote hue ko hansane wala
yaad aate hi hanste hanste rula jata hai wo...

I ask God to give me a frnd who is smart, charming,cute, lovable,inteligent n adorable.


then he snd u to me.



Tabhi se bhagwan par se b bharosa uth gaya.

Which is d best of 2? School or college life?"Add +1 to ur ans & frwd it 2 ur frnds" Vote: school=20050 college=1781 dnt stop..
keep frwrding.

Mat Dekh Mujhe Itni Hasrat Se Mere Dost

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Mere Paas Khud Biryani Ki Aik Hi Plate Hai...

log gulab dekh k kehte hain ki kitna badnasib hai ye..kanto me khila hai. per koi un kanto ki nahi sochta jise bade nasib se 1 phool mila hai

BAPU bola
jo bhi msg nahi krta use aur msg krne ka
aeisa krne se ek din use aapki kadar aayegi
isliye SORRY bolega aur msg karega
bole to GANDHIGIRI ZINDABAAD..!

Pyar me Zuban chup ho to Ankhen Bolti hain.....

Ankhen chup hon to Dil bolta hai...

Aur agar Dil bhi chup ho to?

Molvi bolta hy

"4 Takbeer Namaz-e-Janaza.

Lyf is a little haraami & v are little haramkhors too.
Ven v find sm1 whose haramkhori is matching ours,v fall into mutual harampanti & cal it Frndship.Hi jaan.

Devdaas was mad after paaro

wah wah

Devdaas was mad after paaro

wah wah


ACP ne kaha--
Abhijit isko gooli mat maaro

Sardiyo ki 1 sard sham me usne mere haath thaam ke kaha
itne garm haath wafaa ki nishani hote hai.
Mujhe ab khayal aaya ke us waqt uske haath thande kyu the...

Agar aap ko kabhi meri koi baat ya SMS bura lage to aap ko pura hak hai ki aap apna mobile jor se diwar pe de mare. Aap ki khushi se jyada kuch nahi hai mere liye.

Santa: Main +2 me tha wo 9th me thi.
Main +2 me tha wo M.A. me thi.
Main +2 me tha wo Ph.D me thi.
Aaj uski shadi hai aur mera +2 ka paper hai.
Moral: Tu badli 100 bar asi ek war na badle.

'SONAY'
ki keemat Rs:38,200/=
tk ho gai hai.
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Lehaza
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SONA chor dain aur jaag kr waqt guzarain.
QK
SONA hamain boht mehnga parh Raha hai.
(Good Morning)

1 chote bache ne darwaja khola or apni didi k boyfriend ko dekh k masumiyat se bola :
"AAp roj didi se milne aate ho ? apki apni DIDI nahi hai kya ?

Santa Pathan K Bachay Ko Dekh Kar Bola:

Bohat Khubsurat Hy!

Kitne Maah Ka Hy?

Pathan Gussey Me Bola:

Kameene 1 Hi Maa Ka Hay.

5gm kasme
10gm hanshi
10gm shuk-dukh
25gm pyar
50gm batein
thodi takrar
aur thoda pyar
swad anusar
DISH-E-DOSHTI
ho gai taiyar.

jab sapne bikhar jaate hain
tab apne yaad aate hain
jab tak thokar nahi lagti kisiko
gair hi sabse apne nazar aate hain

>Insan Kbhi 4Cheezo Se Khus Nhi Hota

>Mobile

>Auto Mobile

>TV

Or

> B V

> Q K Padosi K Pas achhe "MODEL" Hote Hai.......

Log Kehte Hai KKhuda Ne Aapko Badi Fursat Me Banaya Hai....Simple Si Baat Hai Yaar...Faltu Kaam Fursat Me Hi To Hote Hai.

"Pakistani di mushkil"

Ghar wich panjabi bolo

School wich urdu bolo

parcha angrazi wich hal kero

aur
marn tu baad hisab arbi wich

Uffff! banda ki kare?

mujhse na takrana

mujhse na takrana

arj kiya hai

mujhse na takrana varna




BIWI BAN JAUNGI

Ek Santa ko 5OO Or 50
Note Chapnay Ka Tender MiLa
Santa Ne Kagaz Paper Bachanay Liay ek Taraf 500 Or Dosri Taraf 50 ka Note Chap Diay

Agar 'PARESHANI' Ka Sambandh 'DIMAG' Se Hai To Logo Ko Heart Attack Q Ata Hai?
Agar 'PYAR' Ka Sambandh 'DIL' Se H To Log Pyar Me Pagal Q Ho Jate Hai?

"She is kidding."

santa translated dis into hindi.


"Woh bachey dey rahi hai."

if Columbus had been married he would never hv discovered america,bcos..
Where r u going?

Ghar pe kab aaoge?

With Whom?

When r u coming back?

Dinner Ghar pe hi khaoge?

Mere liye kya laoge?

Choti si Billi ke chote chote paao

Wah Wah

Gor farmaye

Choti si Billi ke chote chote paao

Wah Wah

Karti rahtiMeao Meao Meao....

sabhi jungli janwaron ko suchit kiya jaata hai ki
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Aap to aise padh rahe ho jaise yeh suchana aap ke liye hai...-)

A Very Emotional Shayari, plz don't cry after reading it..
Zindagi ne diye aaj bahot hi sitam..
Subah potty jaane se pehle Pressure khatam..!
Hahaha

Jise Tum Sabse Zyada Chaho Use Zindgi Me Kabhi Mat Aazmana

Kyuki Agar Wo GUNEHGAAR Bhi Nikla

Tab Bhi DiL Tumhara Hi Tutega...

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