Hindi Wishes and Status Messages - Page 42

Michael jackson marne se pehle kaise the patha hai!
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Maloom nahi to janlo
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Zinda tha....!

Plz improve ur knowledge...

TV Serial Shayri
1 Kutta Roz 1 Lakdi Ko Milne Jata Hai
1 Kutta Roz 1 Lakdi Ko Milne Jata Hai
Aab Tum Sab Hi Batao
YE RISHTA KYA KEH LATA HAI

Man is a head of the family,
woman is a neck of the family,
kyunki gardan jahan chahey head ko kahin bhi ghuma sakti hai.

CID season.
Swimming pool mein paani bohot gehra hai


Swimming pool mein paani bohot gehra hai


Daya says- "Sir lagta hai yeh aadmi iss hotel mein
kisi dusre naam se thehra hai!

Kisi Mahaan Hasti Ne Kaha Hai:

Aurat Ki Aadhi Zindagi Husband Ki Talaash Mei,

Aur Baqi Aadhi Us Ki Talaashi Mei Guzar Jati Hai.. :-)

engineer ne banaya drill, drill se bana hole..
Wawa

ACP bola,
"inspectr Shinde, is case me jarur kuch to he zhol.!"
Wawa

Kal h paper or baki he mera revision
gor farmayiyega
Kal h paper or baki he mera revision
fir b dekhunga CID only on Sony Entertenment Television

Mere pass balance ni hai.
Plz... thora 30 ka l0ad kara do



















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bagherton kbi to msg adhora parha kro.
:-!

Kisi ne rula k luta

Kisi ne haskar luta

Kisi ne ghar akar luta

To kisi ne ghar bulakar luta

tum aise na lut paye to apna bana k luta

VFONE menu main apka swagat hai


Rishte k LIAY 1 dbaen


Mngni k LIAY 2 dbaen


SHADI k LIAY 3 dbaen


Aur


apni psund ki shadi k liye apni Maa k paon dbaen. :-

Hum Mohabbat wale
aap husn Wale

Hum dil wale
Aap dolt wale
hum SMS karane wale
or
aap kanjus makkhi chus Free me padh ke MUSKRANE..... wale

Chinese lady Indian lady se:

mere husband ache bhaly thy par achanak intiqal ho gaya!

Indian lady:

bus behn, China ki cheezon ka yehi masla hai...

god kare tumhe ye sab mile

1. dost
2.pyar
3.motar
4.car
5.bangla
6.rupya
7.paisa

aur last me ...





kya chahiye lalchi

GOLDEN WORDS

Agar Tum Jise Bohat Piyar Karte Ho Ussy
Na Paa Sako To
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Us Ka Number mujhe De Do
Kia Pata Mere 7 Set Ho Jae.

khush ke waqt mein jo yaad aae
samjho ki tum uske pyar karte ho,
aur jo dukho ki waqt yaad aae
samjho ki woh tumse pyar karte hai

Teacher:
Jawani aur
Burhape me farQ btao...?

Student:
Jawani me mobile me
HASEENON
k numbers hote hain,
Aur Burhape me
HAKEEMON k ;-)

Jo muddat se hota aaya hai,
woh repeat kar doonga...
Tu naa mili to apni zindagi
CTRL+ALT+ DEL kar doonga..

Samandar k kinare beitha karo,

Koi na koi lahar to aaye gi,

Kismat na badli to kya huwa,

Kam se kam "SHAKAL" he dhul jaye gi.

"Insan Ki 4-MAA HoTi hen"
1-apki apni maa.
2-NANI MAA
3-DADI MAA
4-W0 Jis k Bary Mei ammI RaT Ko KehTi hEn

Ye 12-BajY kaY Baad

Teri Kon C MAA Ka Fone Ata hy.

Tera 'SmS' Na Ane Per Mai Yehi Kah0n Ga "FARAZ"
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Tenu Mobile Kinne Dilaya 'ßHOOTNI' K:-)

Aaj Kal Ke Log Bhi kitne Jealous Ho Gaye Hein..

Faraz....
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Naya Phone Dekhte He Bolte Hain

Chal Bey "CHINA" ka hai...

Wo Khush Ikhlaqi,

Wo Piyari Aankhen,

Wo Masoom Chehra,

Wo Umda ZAHEN,

Wo Nice Personality,


Aap Ko YÄÄD Hai Na..?


GOOD!




HAAN HAAN,

MAI AB BHI WAISi Hi HOON.....

Ladki or Sms Me Kya similarity Hai..?????????????? Jab tak Uper se neeche tak pura dekh na lo chain hi nahi aata

"Romance"
Kahan Se Shuru Hota Hai..?
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Socho
socho..
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Socho.
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Nahi Pata?

Mai Batata Hun
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Stupid Romance "R" Se Shuru Hota Hai itna b ni pta.

Ab To Bijli Bhi Aati Hai Doctor Ki Medicine Ki Tarah

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Aik Subah

Aik Dopehar

Aur Aik Ghanta Sham.

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Pakistan Mai 'MAH-E-L0AD §HEDDING' ka CHAND Nazar agya Hy
Tamam L0g kurbani k Lye Tayar hojayn
(KESC)

Kapde silvane ho to dhund lo darjee..
Wah wah..
Ki kapde silvane ho to dhund lo darjee.
Or agar nahi silvane ho to apki marzi.

love u
I love u
I love u





I love u very much...





Bus Yehi kehna chahti thi,
Laila majnoo se magar bechari ko ENGLISH nahi aati thi.:-

Plz Iss sMs Ko Kal Prhna,



Ruk Jao


Ruk Jao Plz



Ruko Na

Ruk Jaa

Ruk Oye

Ruk Na

Mujhe Pta Tha Tum Nahi RukoGe

Main Msg he kal kron ga.

CID WTH CRICKET
Gibbs 99 run par pahunch kr catch ho gye
Gibbs 99run per pahunch kar catch ho gye
DAYA gaadi start karo finger prints match ho gye