Hindi Wishes and Status Messages - Page 46

Neend jab Mujhe Aagosh me leti hai, Aapka Chehra Nigahon me bas jata hai, Ek dum se Meri Aankh khul jati hai,
Hontho se ye Aawaz aati hai










MUMMY BHOOT.

Us nay chori say meri girl friend ka number nikal liya tha

FARAZ

Aur aj wo apni hi behn k sath set hai.

This is the result of CHORI.

Ye Bhi Ek Dua hai meri Khuda sy,

kisi ka dil na dukhe meri wja se,

ay KHUDA kar dy kuch aisi inayat Hum pe

K Khushian Milein Sub Ko Meri Wja sy.

WO kon c ghari thi jb ap paida huy?

CITIZEN

RÖLEX

SEIKO

RADO

QUARTZ

Ya koi or?

Jldi jawab dain


Company band krwani hai
Ta k aisa HADSA
Phir na ho,.

Dua Yehi Hai Har Pal Muskurao Tum

Qadam Jahan Rakho Wahan Khushiyan Pao Tum

Na Aaye Koi Dard Paas Tumhary

Jisko Chaho Usko Sada Paas Pao Tum.

Aameen.

Mobile Ko Ejaad Karne Wale Ka Sapna Tha K Dunya Me
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FAQEER oR BHIKARI K Hath Men B Mobile Ho

MUBARAK HO

Aap Ny uska Sapna Such Kar Dikhaya.

Pyaray Dost!
Film Me Kaam Karoge?

Roll Sirf itna He K 1 Larki Apko 1 Kamre Me Le Jaigi







Or Apko Goli Mar Degi.

Film Ka Naam He,

"kutte Ki Mout"

Kya tm Gareeb ho?

YES or NO?

Agr Ameer ho to 50 ka balance bhejo..


Aur agr Gareeb ho to Ye msg Aage bhejo..

KHUL K MANGO Yar

Happy Bhikari day..

Difference between Dava & Daru!
Dava like girlfriend,that comes with expiry date,Daru is like wifeJitni purani hogi utna sir chadke bolegi

Main jb b

App ko dekha

App ko Jana

Ap ko mesoos kya

Ap ko ek farishtey jesa paya

Jis ko Jannat sy nikala gya apni harkaton
Ki vaja se...

Koi Khwaish Aapki Adhuri N Rahe, Chaho Jise Aap Usse Duri N Rahe, Khusiyo K Phool Itne Khile Ajpki Zindgi Me,Hamari Yaad bhi Aap K Liye Zaruri N Rahe.

I Miss u rozana:
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After breakfast and khana...
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Ab tum zayada mat itrana,
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hum ko acha lagta hai tum ko ullo banana.

Tum cute ho .
Tum sweet ho.
Tum speciall ho .
Tum innocent ho . @
Pata karo yeh afwahen kaun faila rha hai.

I Pray 2 God 2 Give u.
Shanti,
Shakti,
Prem,
Pratap,
Gyan,
Shaan,
Shardha,
Samridhi,
Shaurya,
Vivek,
Sneh,
Vijay,
Kaushal...
13 Bacche kafi hai ki aur mangu.

Kyun dost?






kya baat hai?





harwaqt



PREGNANT

hi rehte ho kya?

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jab bhi message karti hoon tumhari



"DELIVERY REPORT"

Aa jati h.

Mein tere naseeb ki barish nahi ho tujh pe baras jao dost..

Tujhe is garmi mein roz nahana ho ga...!

Garmi me b foreigners india ghumne a rhe h

Wah wah



Garmi me bi foreigners india ghumne a rhe h




Daya Pata karo bacche cid ke msgs Kaha se la rhe h.

Humey Pata hai aap bahut Busy hai
zyada nahi pr thode Crazy hai
Mana ki milna bahut hi muskil hai
Pr Mobile pe sms karna to Bahut Easy hai.

Na koi kisi se door hota hai,,
na koi kisi ke kareeb hota hai..
jindagi khud hi nazdeek la deti hai..
jab koi kisi ka naseeb hota hai..

1 Akalmand insaan ne 1 Bewkoof se poocha: "saari duniya tumhe Bewakoof kyon kehti hai?"





























Neeche kya dkh raha hai jawab de.....

P=Petrol Rs.71
A=Aata 400 Rs/Kg
K=Khudkush Hamlay
I=ilm Ki Kami
S=Sarkoun Pay Pani
T=Trafic Jam
A=Awam Pareshan
N=No Electricity
Yae hai mera Pakistan

MALOOM HAI AAP BAHUT BUSY HO
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IS LIYA KUCH NHI LIKHA WARNA AAP KO PADHNA PADTA

To be consistent with the popular trait, N.W.F.P

(No Women for Pathan)

has been re-named
Khyber Pakhtunkhua - K.P.K

(Khan Pay Khan)

An Admirable Decision.

3 Khobsorat "Dost" Sirf Aap K Liye

( ';' )
('')('') ZINDAGI


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(''( ';' )'')
('') ('') KHUSHI



Or


Or


Or

Kia?

1 Main Bhi To Hon Na

jab ghee seedhi ungli se na nikle to....









chammach istemaal karo....
har cheez me ungli karna achhi baat nhi hai

mulakat ka silsila chalta rahega,ye mausam bhi badalta rahega, ye wada he apse chahe door raho kitna bhi, hamara SMS apko milta hi rahega..

Salam! Main Ye Sim OFF Kar Raha Hon.

Is Par Mujhe Bohat Calls Aur SMS Aa Rahy Hain.

Log Tang Karte Hain.

Poochtay Hain K






"Aapne Sania Mirza Ko Kyon Chhor Diya?" :-)

Bina libaas ke aaye the is sansaar me



bus ek kafan ke liye itna safar karna padha

Har tarf padhai ka saya hai,
kitabo me sukh kisne paya hai,
Tum to jate ho tution ladkia dekhne..
aur Sir kehte hai dekho itni barsat me bhi padhne aaya Hai.@AT

When u feel, That nobody loves u, Nobody cares 4 u, & every 1 is ignoring you, N hating u, U should ask urself, Sala ... Chakkar kia hai