Hindi Wishes and Status Messages - Page 48

Tum kya jano bewakuf dost kya hote hai, tum kya jano pagal dost kya hote hai, kyoki tumhare dost to intelligent hai na, kismat to saali hamari kharaab hai...;-)

1 Din k 24 Ghante:--


Usme se:----


9 sone k

9 kamane k

1 Toilet- Bath k

1 Travelling k

2 Khane - Peene k

2 Bibi/GrlFrnd k

Apne liye kya bacha GHANTA

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IGNOU k student marne k baad jalaye nahi Dafnaye jaate hai,
Yakin naa aaye to Kabar khod k dekh lo,
Wo wahan v BackLog ki Taiyaari karte paaye jaate hai !!!!

Nowadays,

Child in washroom.
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Mommm!!!
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Mom: han beta bolo!

Child: mujhe constipation ho gaya hai zara facebook pe status toh set kar dain!

Hitler bhi Chala Gaya,
Saddam bhi Pakda gaya,
Bin Laden ka bhi pata Nahi,
Tum bhi Dekhte nahi....
Lagta hai dharti per ache din agaye..

A chinti saw a box of gur & felt excited.
She went to taste it.Suddenly she saw a chinta
& left the gur & went to him.Y?
Kyunki...Gur Nalon Ishq Mitha!

sab kuch hai mere pas
par dard-e- dil ki dawa nahi
dur hai wo mujhse par khafa nahi
shayad ab bhi chahti hai wo mujhe
thodi ziddi hai magar bewafa nahi

zindagi main tum buhat agay jaoo gay
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jahan bhi jaoo gay
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loog yehi kahain gain
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chal be chal
AGAY NIKAL !!!!!!!!

chahe kitna bhi door rhe,dosti k silsile kam na honge
jab bhi lage k tum tanha ho,palat kr dekhna
tumhare saye ki jagah hum honge....

Jab aap kisi ko Khuda se Mango, aur woh aapko na mile toh Samaj jana ki aapko Khuda se koi aur mang raha hai.
Think Positive.

Arrange marriage means when v r walking nd unfortunetely snake bites.......nd love marriage means v going 2 da snake nd sayin........KAATLE KAATLE

golden words:
agar duniya me mehnat ki qadar hoti,
to gadha sub se zayeda izzatdar hota,
deticated to all hand working and busy friend....

Wo Keh Ke Chale Gaye Ki Ab Hum Sirf
Tumhare Khwabon Me Hi Aayege ^SOHAIL^




Light ki wajah se Neend To Aati Nahi
Khuwab Kya "Kaddu" Aayege

( o o ) {o o ) { o o) {o o) { o o ) {o o ) { o o) {o o ) { o o) {o o ) Ullu ki tarah kya dekh rahe ho sms hi to bheja hai.

Yaa ALLAH...

Tujhe Tere Pyare bando Ka Wasta....


Is Dafa Ramzan Mn Shetaan Ko Chor Ke


Bijli Walo Ko Band Kar Dena



**AMEEN**

Height of Kanjusi: Looking for a second Hand Tata Nano
Car........preferab ly with Gas Kit!!!

Maine sunan hai aap bahut kamzor ho gaye ho Fit body k liye roz ek chammach khaya karo

















AMBUJA CEMEMT Qki is cement mein JAAN hai.

school me ki masti aur pad gayi mar,
wah wah

school me ki masti aur pad gayi mar..
wah wah

ab "Nimbu ki Shakti" k saath naya VIM bar.

DUNIYA me kabhi achhe insaan ki talaash me mat nikalna
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Aaj kal garmi hai aur
(',') mai ghar
<)''(> me hi
_/ /_ hoti hu.

Arz kiya hai,ki Gam hai aurTanhai He wah wah ! Gum hai aur Tanhai he abe bhai tum b msg karo maine kya"Ambani" ka ladka pataya hai..!!!:-:->

Hamesha apne Rab se wo mango jo aapki Kismat me hai, wo nahi jo aap Chahte ho.
Kuyn ki ho sakta hai aapki Khwahish kam ho or aapki Kismat me Zyada likha ho.

Kisi ko na THI mere pyaar ki khabar...
Kisi ko na THI mere pyaar ki khabar....

Diagram galat ho Gaya....rubber de rubber...:-D

Zindagi me 4 baate jo aapka sath nahi chodegi,
1. Dil ki Dharkan.
2. Parchai.
3. Knowledge &
4. Usse Rista jiska aap SMS pad rahe ho.

Agar mere msg se aap Pareshan ho aur Gussa bhi ata ho to aap 1 Jhadu 1 Chappal aur 1 Danda lekar apne Sir pe mar lo qki hum nahi Sudhrenge.

Galat Nazar se Dekhoge
to
Hr Ladki
me
Kharabi Lagegi

Or

Sahi Nazar se Dekhoge
to
Hr Sundar Ladki
Tumhari

-BHABHI-
Lagegi.
Samjha bhai...

A apun ko tere sath SMS ka Dandha band karne ka hai,
Kya hai ki apun ki Kanjoos se banti nahi,
agar Compromise karna hai to 2-4 SMS kar,
warna Dandha Khallas.

daulat hai mujhko zindagi se pyari.
daulat k liye kar du kurban yari .

daulat k liye tod du dosti saari.

ab aapse kya chupana "aap" hi to daulat hamari.

Zindagi Ko jarurat me rakho.khawashiyo ki taradf na le jao.q ki ...jarurat fakiro ki bhi puri hoti hai aur khwaish badshaho ki bhi adhuri reh jati hai......

Jara muskura do yaar please Thoda sa
Thoda aur
Thoda sa aur...

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Oye hoye..marjava.. Kisi ki nazar na lage

yaad teri na aye
aisa hone na denge
dost tere jaisa
khone na denge,
sarafat se contacat
me rahena,verna
kan ke niche do
kheech ke denge...