Hindi Wishes and Status Messages - Page 47

Voh choom le ik bar to aati nahi neend

Unki meethi avaz mein jati hai raat beet

Iss liye kehta hu ye risk na uthao

All out lagao machar bhagao…

Dil aur Duniya me sirf itna frq hai ki
Is Duniya me bahut sare Log rahte hai lekin
Iss Dil me Sirf Aap...
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Aapki "Bhabhi" rahti hai.

Raja Pervaiz Ashraf:
Yaar mujhey Mother's Day pe koi Message nhi aaya?
Secretary: Sir, Pakistan me jub Light jati hai,
Log aap ki Maa ko hi yaad kertey hain :

Why Madras is named Chennai?
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B'Coz Madrasis wear Lungi in which there is no zip...
CHEN-NAI
Samjhe

Why does Wahida rehman never change her SARI in the movie Guide ?

B'coz Devanand says- 'O mere humrahi mera hath thame chalna, badle dunia SARI tum na badlna'

Iss duniya mein bewafaaon ki koi kami nahi... Ab SURAJ ko hi dekh lo... aata hai USHA k saath, rahta hai KIRAN k saath aur jata hai SANDHYA k saath

pj on demand;
itna padh likh k tu kya payega....

wah wah

itna padh likh ke tu kya payega...






arre volume kam kar papa jag jaega.

Aao!

Aaj hum Dono Wada karein

K

Hum Zindagi bhar pyar karenge

Hum Wafa karenge

Ham Mohbbat karenge



Sirf or sirf Apni


Piyari



"AMMI JAAN" se..

Teacher to Electronics Students
NAADE ko English mai kya kehte hai ?

Student:- P.H.D.

Teacher: Kya Matlab ?
Pejama Holding Device.

Tamilnadu me Garmi,
Kashmir me Burf k Gole

Tamilnadu me Grmi,
Kashmir me Burf k Gole

JaB Bhi koi Ldki Dekhu mera DIL DIWANA Bole
Ole Ole Ole..ole ole ole

pata hai gabbar ne thakur ke ho hath kyun kate kyunki wo use msg nahi bhejta tha

What is difference between bus conductor & driver?
Ans. Conductor so jaye to kisi ka ticket nahi katega or
driver so gaya to sab ka ticket kat jayega

Bank Robber Bank me Sher farmata hai...
Arz hai Takdir me jo hai vahi Milega,
wah Wah
Takdir me jo hai vahi Milega,
HandsUp, Koi apni Jagah se nahi Hilega.

USE YAAD TO AATI HUNGI MEIN
FURSAT KE PALON ME
MGR YE BHI SACH HAI KI
USE FURSAT HI KAHAN!!

1 Ladki _ Ladke ko kiss karti hai. to Ladke pe Lipstick ka Daag lag jata hai.
Ladka bola ye kya kiya?
Kuch Accha karne me Daag lage to
"DAAG ACCHE HAI NA"

Motto of the Generation next...
Na hum shadi karenge
na apne bacho ko karne denge

Pyar karne ki apni 1 reet hai...
Pyar ka dusra naam hi to Preet hai...
Isliye Try maro har Ladki par...
Qki Dar ke aage Jeet hai...

meriy zindgi k 2 ausul he...


1st k me kisi anjan ladki ki or dekhta nahi


2nd me kisi ladki ko ajan manta nahi....

MasterJi apne Student se bole koi aashiqi wala Sher sunao.
Stdnt - "Mota marta Moti pe, Bhukha marta Roti pe, MasterJi ki 2 Betiya par me Marta Choti pe."

AJ kal ladkiyo ke kapde
yaha se less waha se less,
kabhi sleevless to kabhi backless
or koi ladka ghur k dekhe to-
“Oh How Mannerless” !!

main aapko ENGLISH ka 1 word Bhejta Hu jise aap aage se Padho Ya pichhe se aap ko aap ka Hi naam Dikhai Dega . . . . u l l u

DOOR SE DEKHA TO SHER THA,
DOOR SE DEKHA TO SHER THA,
ISLIYE PAS HI NAHI GAYA;

Insaan k andar message padne ka itna bada kida hota hai ki chahe us pagal stupid fool bevcoof nalayak ko kitni bhi gaali pad rahi ho niche tak padta zata hai.

Yaado ko kabhi bhulne nai denge,dosti ko kabhi todne nai denge,sharafat se s.m.s karo warna aja raat ko miss call maar maar kar sone nai denge.

Bole jo wo dosti, chup rahe wo pyar, hashay jo wo dosti, rulay wo pyar, milay jo wo dosti, juda kare wo pyar. Phir bhi log chod ke dosti kyon karte hai pyar!

Press Down To Have A CAKE

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Where Is Cake?
Kya Hua
Cake Chahiye
Tum
Pehle Hi Itne Sweet Ho Phir Cake Khao Gi To
SUGAR Ho Jayegi.

Asmaan mein tum ho , samundar mein tum ho , zameen pe tum , hawa mein tum , jahan pe dekho tum hi tum. Domex wali aunty thik kehti thi kitanu har jagah hai

The Most Funniest Question Asked by Pakistanis.

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Yaar Light Hai Tumhari Taraf? :-)

Ye jo Hath me 4 Inch ka Dabba Pakada hai na.
Ye sirf msg Receive karne ke liye nahi hai,
Isse msg Send bhi hote hai,
Tey karke Dekho, Smile nahi Try maro.

Boy: Tu Dharti Pe Chahe Jahan Bhi Rahe Gi,

Tujhe Teri Khushbu Se Pehchan Loonga...

Girl: Mujhe Pehle Se Pata Tha, Tum Kuttay Ho...