Hindi Wishes and Status Messages - Page 58

"Lips" Bhindi Ki Tarah, "Gaal" Tamatar Ki Tarah, "Eyes" Matar Ki Tarah, Aur "Face" Gobhi Ki Tarah, ""Hey Allah"" EK Dost Diya Woh Bhi Sabji Mandi Ki Tarah.

Or bhi bahot se chezen lut chuki hain dil lutane ke bad
yeh bataya doston ne ESHQ farmane ke bad
Isliye kamre ki har ek cheez check karta hun
ek tere ane se pehle ek tere jane ke bad

Masoom mohabbat ka bas itna fasaana hai, girlfriend ka ghar khali hai par hume college jana hai...

Ham yaad aphi ko karte hain.
na jeete hain na marte hain.
par paas ane se darte hain
kyun ki aap CLOSE-UP nahi karte hain

Maa tab bhi roti thi jab beta khana nahi khata tha or Maa aaj bhi roti h jab beta khane ko nahi deta Isko itna forward karo ke koi maa kabhi bhuki na soye.

Dost kaha ho?

Jaha ho wahi pe rehna. 3-4 ghante tak bahar mat nikalna.
Tumhari jaan ko khatra hai! Bahar BANDAR pakadne wale ghoom rahe hai

KBC me AMITABH ne mujhse puchha

India me kon He
Jo
22 Din Me
Ek bar
Nahata He?



Khuda kasam
1 Crore Thukra diye

par

tumhara
Naam Nhi Lia.. Kasam se.

Ishq kay samander main ghota lagaya
Pani bohat thanda tha BAAP main bahar nikal aya

Ek Sarkari daftar ke board par likha tha kripya shor na karen! Kissi ne uske niche likh diya! Varna hum jaag jayenge!

Sehwag ki maa ko bulao,
Sachin ko Pepsi pilao,
Ganguly ko Chawanprash khilao,
Dravid ko castrol pilao
Kaif ko Lays khilao,
PAR KAISE BHI HO INDIA KO JITAO

KHUDA UNHE SALAMAT RAKHE 
JO NAFRAT HUMSE KARTE HAI
PYAR NAHI NAFRAT HI SAHI
KUCH TO SIRF HUM SE KARTE HAI

Kash dil ki awaz mein itna asar ho jaye
ki hum apko yaad kare aur apko khabar ho jaye..
aur mere call ka kharcha bach jaye...

1 Bar Hichki Aye Samajhna
I'm Remembering U
2 Bar Aae To
I Want 2 Meet U
3 Bar AyeTo
I Miss U
Agr,Firse Aye
Toh Plz pani p lena
Mujhe aur bhi kaam hai.

Mausam he Mastana

Ye DIL He
Diwana

Aise Me TUM?

Aise Me TUM?

TUM?

TUM?

ha TUM?

TUM?


TUM?


TUM
=LUX= se
do bar nahana

Zindagi ek gift hai,
(Kabul kijiye)

Zindagi ek ehsas hai,
(Mahsus kijiye)

Zindagi ek milan hai,
(Pyaar kijiye)

Zindagi Aakhir zindagi hai,(Jee lijiye)

Pyar aise karo jisme sirf khushiya ho,
Pyar aise karo jisme dooriyan na ho,
Pyar aise karo jisme Nanha Munaa na ho....

Mubarak ho,msg na karne k uplakshya me aapko MBA ki deegre di jati hai.Mba matlab member of bhikhari association.aap bhi aage bhikhariyo ko send kar dena.

Mango ki khushbu, water melon ki bahar, garmi ka mousam Aane ko taiyyar, thodi si masti, thoda sa pyar, cotton ke kapde karlo taiyar.
HAPPY SUMMER.

Science kehti hai pani boil krne se germs mar jate hain
Science ko ye batao ki germs ki Dead Bodies to pani me hi rehti hain na!
proud 2b a Commrce studnTs.

*P===Y===A===R*
WAT IS PYAAR?
P- Pagal hona
Y- Yaadon me khone
A- Akele hona
R- Roj ka rona dhona..
ISLIYE DONT DO PYAR! ONLY LINE MAAR YAAR ;-)

SCHOOL LIFE IS RELIANCE,KAR LO DUNIYA MUTTHI ME. COLLEGE LIFE IS AIRTEL,AISI AZAADI AUR KAHAN ? MARRIED LIFE Ek IDEA JO BADAL DE AAPKI DUNIYA...

MERE LIYE LIKHO-
EK NAAM-
EK SALAH-
EK REQUEST-
EK TAMANNA-
EK JHOOTH-
EK SACH-
EK DUA-
EK GIFT-
Plz reply fast.. I'm waiting :-)

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DO BAATEIN HAMESHA YAAD RAKHNA-
1] Kisiko chahte ho to dil se chaho sirf zubaan se nahi..
2] Agar kisipe gussa karte ho to sirf zubaan se karo dil se nahi.. :-)

Bhiga sa lgta hai alam tmhe, bhigi si lgti hai subah tmhe, bhiga lg raha hai sara jahan tmhe, uth ja pagal tune bistar gila kr diya hai.....

Dairy milk ne Perk se kaha, duniya me hum sabse sweet hain..
Perk bola, Shayad tumhe nahi pata jo ye sms padh raha hai wo humse bhi zyada sweet hai.. ;-)

Aag lagi thi mere ghar mein

Usne kaha "Bacha kya hai ??"

Maine kaha mai Bach gaya hu....

Usne kaha phir jala hi kya hai ??

Tinkon se bne pal, pal se bne Lamhe. Or Lamhon ne wakt ko buna... har pal koi kisi ke sath nhi reh sakta, Isiliye khuda ne yadon ko chuna.....

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Agar 'i' hai toh Bathroom jaao na,
Shor kyu macha rahe ho..

Koi PYAR Karne wala Agar DUKH De

Or

Apki Aankho Me Aansu Aa Jye

To

Is Yaken ke Sath
Aansu Saaf Kar Lena

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Ab is Ki Bhi Watt Lagani H