Hindi Wishes and Status Messages - Page 59

Ye Duniya badi Zalim hai....












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Rahne do Button dabane se Nahi Badlegi:-)gn

Ek hasina ko dekh kar arz kiya-Teri smile me kya chamak h, teri smile me kya chamak h, wo muskura k boli-ARE PAGAL MERE TOOTHPASTE ME NAMAK HAI

Dis Pj wil kill u -Ladki ne di ladke ko hoton pe kiss, Gaur farmaiye Ladki ne di ladke ko hoton pe kiss.. Mutual fund invstmnts r subject to market risk!

Hamesa Rab Se Wo Mango Jo Aapki Kismat Me Ho,Wo Nahi JoAap Chahte Ho,Kyu K Ho Sakta Hai K Aapki Khwahis Kam Ho Magar Aapki Kismat Me Zyada Likha Ho

PJ OF THE DAY-Ldki k chakkar me dosto se hui fight,

Ldki k chakkar me dosto se hui fight,.... Area of Triangle= half into Base into Height...!

Kam karke koi bada nahi hota hai,
kam n karke koi chota bhi nahi hota hai,
uskeliye to dimag ki jarurat hoti hai,
nahi to nasib main bhik mangane ki katoavti hoti hai......

Kuch to "DUNIYADARI" rakho.
Kuch to "DOSTI YAARI" rakho.
Call to tusi karte nahi, SMS hi Jaari rakho.Varna "MOBILE" almari vich rakho...:-);-)

Mugli pugli ambpa sugli dugli oswa rui chum atiam swha swha sam

Haso mat!!
Yeh zindagi bhar kuware rhne ka mantr tha jo tumne padh liya..
Ab kuch nahi ho skata.

What is the biggest pressure on a pak Captain when they need 1 run to win in 5 overs &10 wkts in hand..?

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Ya Allah..Jeetne ke baad Angrezi bolni padegi.!

Naka naka dumdum
Fursatshaka laka sumsum SMS

Ye AFRICAN language hai jis ka
matlab ha naak me ungli dalne se fursat
miljye to SMS kr lena:)

Char zero ek sat kese likhoge??
Aise-0000 ?.?
Nahi aise-4017.
Try to c things the way they are-by BABA RANCHHOR DAS CHANCHAD.

Bapu bole- Koi agar sms na kare to tension mat lo! Use sms karte raho.. Bole to

full vinamrata k saath..
Ek din uska hriday parivartan hoga fir sms nahi phone aayega.. ;)

is msg ko mt pado warna vo ho jayega

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lo ho gaya na ....















time waist..................

99Kamro ka Mahal Ho
Motiyo se Saja Darbar ho
Income ho Arbo mein
or 20BMW car ho


SAb mil sakta hai sapno mein
isliye jagne hai bekar

Soja mere yar

kabhi socha h garam tave par popcorns kyo uchalte h ,,,,,,,,



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kabhi khud gAram tave par beth kar dekho

phir pata chalega

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Larrnay say muhabbat barrti hai "FRAZ" Ye keh kr woh shakhs mujhy "WATTA" maar geya.

Kabi dua me kisiko mango aur wo tumhe na mile to itna jaan lo ki kahi koi aur tumhe apne rab se maang raha hi aur uski mohabbat metumse jyada sihddat hai!

ek aadmi k 6 fingers thi,use log ghanashyam bulate the...batao kyon?

kyonki uska naam ghanashyam tha..

KEWAL 1411 TIGERS HI BACHEY HAIN INDIA ME..
Sirf hansi mazak wale sms karke paisa baebaad mat kijiye!
Zara ye sms bhi idhar-udhar bhejiye!
SAVE TIGERS SAVE INDIA :-)

Amazing pj.
Ek aise aadmi ka naam batao jo moon ko hila sakta hai..
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Chalo mai batati hu.
chandrasheker

BIHAR aisa word hai jisk hr alphabetse india ka naam ata hai,
B- BHARAT
I- INDIA
H- HINDUSTAN
A- ARYAVART
R- RIWA
is messg ko hr bihari ko send karo maine apna kaam kr diya.

Khubsurt phulon main,Hseen wadiyon main,Dil kash baghon main,Sarsbaz sabziyon main,Ap jesi.........Aik sundri zrOor hOti hy.

likha hai bhai kuch to likha hai
kam se kam kuch to kia hai!
ha magar ye bhi sach hai
maine pehli baar likha hai.

Mango Orange Apple Banana which is sweet?Guess!Don't know?

ye sab SWEET nahin FRUIT hain..
Sweet tay Main aaan..

Open with Luv!,Hum aap se khuch kahna chahte hai,Wahi baat jo dil ko chu jae,Wahi pyar K 3 golden words jo apke gharwale hamesha kehte hai,SUDHAR JA NALAYAK..

Yaar tumne ye baat sab ko Q batai,Maine tumhe apna samaj ke batai thi or tumne sab ko bata di tumne mera bharosa tod diya sab ko Q bataya ki Mai Bahut sweet hoon.

Kaju,badam,pista,akhrot,all dry fruits r tasty but dey r nothing in comparison 2 u bcoz.....

















Abey khajur teri baat hi kuch aur hai

Indian cricket team or 'Potty' main kya similiarty hai.....??????????
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Dhoni yahan bhi hai or Dhoni wahan bhi hai....
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One Special Surprise 4 u !Close ur Eyes!
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kis baat ka srprize? Tumne kab aankh band ki. Hum se hosiyaari.

Raat ki tanhai me agar koi badan ko chhu le hotho ko chum le,kano me aake ishara kare to ishq samajh kar risk mat uthao. Allout jalao machar Bhagao.