Hindi Wishes and Status Messages - Page 60

har rat aap ki yad aati hai aap ko apne sath le aati hai rat bhar khayalo me rehti hai aap subha hote hi kyou kho jati ho.

Stdent kya jane papr ka kya hoga, Marks milenge ya zero me tie hoga, Koi n jane apna result kya hoga,To Chabi ghuma gadi uda gadi uda k bol-"BHAIYA ALL IS FAIL"

Believe it or not, but its true.
Gandhi went to gym at the age of 24. One of his friend said,"Wah bapu, kya body hai".
Tabhi se bapu ne shirt pehenna chor diya.

Innocent baby handling his crush-
Main tumhe bhulne ki bahut koshish karta hoon..
Par kya karoon mummy roz badaam khila deti hai aur tumhari yaad

fir aa jati hai ;-)

DEADLY PJ-
Thr were 2 frnds JO & WO..
1 day JO got scared seeing a snake.. Suddenly WO died..
Why did WO die?
coz
JO darr gaya, WO marr gaya!!! ;-)

I donno if i'm important in ur life..
But yes! I just hope wen I'll b dead, u'll cum li'l nearer to my coffin

vd tears in eyes & say slowly, "UTH JA NA YAAR!!"

U r sweet as CHOCOLATE,meetha as GULAB-JAMUN,raseela as RASGULLA & cool as ICE-CREAM.Bhagwan buri nazar se bachaye,kahin mere dost ko cheentiya hi na kha jayen.

KUCH LOG
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ITNE
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PERFECT HOTE HAIN..
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K UNKE LIYE TAAREEF K ALFAAZ KAM PAD JAATE HAIN..
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For example
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"AAP"
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MUJHE HI DEKH LO!!! ;-)

Zindagi ki Khoobshurati ye nahi ke aap kitne KHUSH hain

Zindagi kis asal Khoobsuri to ye hai ke Doosray Aap se kinte KHUSH hain.

Birbal ko Akbar ne kuch aisa likhne ko kaha jise khushi me padho

to gam ho aur gam me padho to khushi ho..
Birbal ne likha- "YE WAQT GUZAR JAAYEGA!"
Gud mrng!

Log kehte hai,kisi ek ke jane se hamari zindagi ruk nahi jati....Lekin ye koi nahi janta,ki lakho ki mil jane se bhi us ek ki kami puri nahi hoti....

Sign of maturity is not wen we start saying, "BADI BADI BAATEIN!!"
But..
Actually its wen we start understanding "CHHOTI CHHOTI BAATEIN!!" :-)

Padhai sirf do reasons se hoti hai..
Ya to shaunk se ya khauf se:)
Shaunk hame kabhi tha nahi, aur darte hum kisike baap se bhi nahi...!:)

Jaante ho tajmahal banwane se pehle wahan kya tha?
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BILKUL AISI HI KHAALI JAGAH THI.. ;-)

pata hai jab tum ghar se niklte ho to ladkiyan tumhe hasrat se dekhti hain, aahen bharti hain aur sochti hain kash hamara bhi aisa koi bhai hota.

Yaar ruthe to rab ruthe Yaar fir ruthe to jag chute Yaar fir ruthe to dil tute Yaar fir ruthe to? to? Chappal maro sale ko RojRoj ka 1hi drama h..

Bus Chali, brake laga, takkar lagi
Ladka Ladki se Takraya

Ladki boli "JANVAR" ho kya ?

Ladka bola "JAN" to Aap ho
hum to "VAR" hai.....

jis pal khuda ne tumhe banaya hoga,Hazaaro saal dekha hoga lakho saal nihara hoga phir ek bar zarur socha hoga "0 Teri ye kya ban gaya"'.. : )

I Love YouYes..I Love You..Sachi mainI Love You...please believe me...!kyun k doctor kehta hai gusay ka ilaaj piyar se hota hai

Offer..

Offer..

Offer..

Dhamaka..
4 LUX=20 Rs.

5 Medimix=10 Rs.

2 Life boy=5Rs. But dont b happy.
Ye offer roz nahane walo k liye hai.Aapke liye nhi.

Aj agr apka msg ayega to hi hum ROTI khayenge, varna 4 PARANTHE, PANIR, KASMIRI PULAV, ICECREAM, 1 GLASS DUDH OR 4 KELE KHAKER bhukhe hi so jayenge.

Husti thi, husati thi, roti thi, rulati thi, khati thi, khilati thi, aaj pata chala, sali ulloo banathi.

Arz Kiya Hai-Beth Kar Mehbuba ki Zulfon K Saye Me aisa josh Aaya,Wah wah Wah Wah,Phir?phir kya?Papa Ne Dekh Liya Aur I.C.U Me Hosh Aaya..

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don ka sms padna muskil hi nhi namumkin hai.Kyoki don ka sms padne ke liye mobile ulta krna pdta hai

a khuda tu kisi ko kisi pe phida mat kar aur agar fida kar to use kabrstan tak juda mat kar.......

GALAT NAJAR SE DEKHOGE TO,
HAR TARAF KHARABI NAJAR LAGEGI,
AUR SAHI NAJAR SE DEKHOGE TO,
HAR SUNDAR LADKI AAPKO BHABHI NAJAR LAGEGI!!!!

har pal khuda se ye hi mangta hunsada dulhan ki tarah yun hi sajti raho,na gam ki parchhaiya aaye kabhisada yun hi hansati raho..

i m police officer & u r under arest Bcoz jitne pyare or sweet aap ho itna pyara hona gunah hai

aap ki yado ke sahare ji lete hai.aap se milne ki khavahish liya ji lete hai.jine ko to ji sakte hai aap ke bager par miljay agar aap to mar bhi sakte hai.

Osama to
Amitabh:How are you??Amitabh:Bas kabhi khushi kabhi Gum.Aur aap?? Osama:Bas kabhi Gola kabhi Bum.